Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

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Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

Post by DeadLantern » 02 Sep 2016, 17:28

Hm. Metagaming. A part of our life on CM. Whether it's the Aliens running straight away from the Rasp or pulling of the yellow crab who has wrapped around your friend and shoved it's tube dick down his/her throat, making you probably in shock and awe. So what do you do? TAKE IT OFF, INJURING YOUR FRIEND IN THE PROCESS.

Ah, but I'm getting a bit off topic here. This is why meta gamers of all shapes and kinds are Autists/Todlers.

First, we start at the Sally Anne test.

Sally has a basket. Anne has a box.

Sally has a marble in her Basket.

Sally then fucks off outside where she can't see her basket.

While Sally is gone, Anne decides to put Sally's Marble out from her basket and into her box, like the stealing damn she is.

Now Sally comes back to her basket.

So, her marble was in the Basket in the beginning, but now Anne stole it and put it in her Box.


Where will Sally look for her Marble?

Real Autistic kids/Todlers usually don't have a theory of mind yet, also known as the MetaGaming idea. So they think Sally is a meta gaming bitch, and assume she tries to look in the box. But we must remember that Sally does not know Anne stole her marble. If people fail this test, they are either a Todler, An Autist, or really dumb.

So people assume that people who think meta gaming is good are stupid.

But everyone Meta Games.

So shut up.
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Re: Why people who think Meta Game

Post by Joe4444 » 02 Sep 2016, 17:30

clearly spend 2 hours looking around the house before even thinking about looking in the box...right?

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Post by DeadLantern » 02 Sep 2016, 17:32

Joe4444 wrote:clearly spend 2 hours looking around the house before even thinking about looking in the box...right?
I actually finished this post now, sorry for premature posting, but Sally is assumed to be 6 and therefore smarter than that.
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Re: Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

Post by Renomaki » 02 Sep 2016, 23:28

Alas, metagaming is inevitable in multiplayer games, as players attempt to game the system to get the best results possible.

You can argue against it all you want, but as long as there is one guy who plays to win, metagaming, in some form, will stick around.
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Re: Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

Post by completelynewguy » 02 Sep 2016, 23:58

You know what gets me? Xenos running away from active OBs. At least one xeno should volunteer to stick around and say that it's harmless before blowing the fuck up.

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Re: Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

Post by SPACEpotato1 » 03 Sep 2016, 00:19

completelynewguy wrote:You know what gets me? Xenos running away from active OBs. At least one xeno should volunteer to stick around and say that it's harmless before blowing the fuck up.
And one marine should volunteer to run into the alien hive in an attempt to initiate diplomacy.

Because you know first contact hue.
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "THERE'S A DRONE AND A TON OF INFECTED LEFT."
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "IT AIN'T OGRE"
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "NOT YET."
Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."

Thy hero potato hath returned

Hivemind, Mature Larva (47) hisses, '"Hunter 47"'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'Agent 47 GOOOO'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'OH M GOD'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'NOW I'M 420'

Kain Powers [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Im doing an infected marine"
LT Holden Ward [MedSci (BO)] says, "Please do not have sexual intercourse with infected marines"

Hivemind, Young Runner (911) hisses, 'And what a fitting number!'

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Re: Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

Post by darklizard45 » 03 Sep 2016, 03:25

SPACEpotato1 wrote: And one marine should volunteer to run into the alien hive in an attempt to initiate diplomacy.

Because you know first contact hue.
I tried that one round with a universal translator and failed miserably

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Re: Why people who think that people that think people who Meta Gamere are dumb/autists/todlers

Post by SPACEpotato1 » 03 Sep 2016, 07:06

darklizard45 wrote: I tried that one round with a universal translator and failed miserably
Glorious.
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "THERE'S A DRONE AND A TON OF INFECTED LEFT."
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "IT AIN'T OGRE"
Graham Maclagan [Charlie (Spc)] says, "NOT YET."
Charlie Harding [Charlie (CL)] says, "It's never ogre."

Thy hero potato hath returned

Hivemind, Mature Larva (47) hisses, '"Hunter 47"'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'Agent 47 GOOOO'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'OH M GOD'
Hivemind, Young Drone (420) hisses, 'NOW I'M 420'

Kain Powers [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Im doing an infected marine"
LT Holden Ward [MedSci (BO)] says, "Please do not have sexual intercourse with infected marines"

Hivemind, Young Runner (911) hisses, 'And what a fitting number!'

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