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Mentors, unite!

Post by Casany » 23 Oct 2016, 19:28

MENTORS!

Are you tired of the admins treating you like animals?

Are you tired of THE CAGE?

Are you tired of being looked down upon?

Well to bad, we're mentors, we can't do shit
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by TopHatPenguin » 23 Oct 2016, 19:29

Rip #neverforget mentors

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Post by Joe4444 » 23 Oct 2016, 20:05

Casany wrote:MENTORS!


Well to bad, we're mentors, we can't do shit
you could always sleep the admins until they give you what you want....

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Post by Helgraf » 23 Oct 2016, 20:26

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!
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Post by Casany » 23 Oct 2016, 20:45

Joe4444 wrote: you could always sleep the admins until they give you what you want....
We do that and we get gibbed and permabanned
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"

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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by Feweh » 23 Oct 2016, 23:08

Youre all fired

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Post by Westhybrid » 24 Oct 2016, 00:58

After years of study, scholars have discovered that if you take the word 'mentor', and rearrange the letters in a very careful and particular manner, you get the word 'cannonfodder.'
Goes better with soup.

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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by Warnipple » 24 Oct 2016, 01:44

Fun fact: All mentors are psychologically conditioned to jump into the line of fire and absorb some bullets when the word "mentate" is said.
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Post by InterroLouis » 24 Oct 2016, 02:28

No, you just need to take a mentor and put them in the grinder in the nexus kitchen and out will pop a container of mentats. That is their real purpose.

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Post by Jay Burns » 24 Oct 2016, 08:29

Mentor scum, Bannu for all, especially casany.

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Post by Boltersam » 24 Oct 2016, 17:17

What manner of hellhole have I been thrown into?

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Post by Casany » 24 Oct 2016, 17:35

Boltersam wrote:What manner of hellhole have I been thrown into?
The worst imaginable. Prepare for daily whippings, 3 weeks in the cage with a crumb each week, and...dispicable things


Just don't make lord Apop turn on you, or you will end up like Chris...
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by Karmac » 25 Oct 2016, 11:44

Mentor? You mean the guy that reads the rules of the game so that I don't have to?
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Post by northcote4 » 27 Oct 2016, 05:36

It's happening.

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Post by Helgraf » 27 Oct 2016, 05:52

We rise......
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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by TheSpoonyCroy » 27 Oct 2016, 06:47

Northcote is a filthy loyalist pig and shall be shot for his treasonous actions of spying against the revolution.

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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by Helgraf » 27 Oct 2016, 07:09

LYNCH HIM!
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Post by northcote4 » 27 Oct 2016, 08:38

Come @ me scrublords i'm ripped
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Post by TeknoKot » 31 Oct 2016, 17:45

mentors are pretty useless
actual staff helped me out more
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Re: Mentors, unite!

Post by Boltersam » 31 Oct 2016, 19:47

TeknoKot wrote:mentors are pretty useless
actual staff helped me out more
You WOUND me. Truth hurts.

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Post by Eenkogneeto » 31 Oct 2016, 20:36

I put a griefer to sleep last night! Take that admins!
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Post by Casany » 31 Oct 2016, 20:47

TeknoKot wrote:mentors are pretty useless
actual staff helped me out more
Shh, we don't want the staff to know the truth!
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016

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Post by Edgelord » 31 Oct 2016, 21:58

Mentors are the true puppetmasters. WHEN YOU CONTROL THE AHELPS YOU CONTROL.... INFORMATION
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