The story of salt and a toilet assblast.

[TeknoKot]

I couldn't stop laughing after talking to several of my buds about my complaints and ban requests in Aurora, I might as well as post one story to get it out:

http://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtop ... =technokat

The round was about half an hour, I was kinda late to start out as a security officer as it was full, I saw "Detective" free on the list and decided to join as one. I rolled the magnificent auto-traitor and cheered in victory! But then, ten minutes into the round, this person, Katelynn, takes over the bridge, I said "Holy shit, I better make some colleauges before I go steal some cash from the HoP" and went off to gear up and get to the bridge to meet Katelynn. After meeting her, exchanging in codes and shizzlewizz, I promised her to get good care from me, like a fucking don in the mafia, wearing fedora and a classy suit, for a price of course! That price was Research and Developments !!GUNS!!, heck yeah, I managed to get Katelynn to RnD for safety, get her to wall it off and hand me the goodies, she handed me several plasma pistols and a laser shield. Later on, I just realized that a couple of heads were killed during her entire takeover, "Well shit, how is 6+ security going to respond?", WITH EMERGENCY RESCUE TEAM! and some cargo shit.

ERT was called, Security ordered a bunch of guns and I saw, the most magnificent, the greatest weapon of all, a fucking combat shotgun. That bitch can take out a Nuke Ops head in one shot. I TOOK IT and went off, as the station was in red code and me as the detective with special privileges can walk anywhere freely. Throughout this entire thing, I was stalked.. Stalked by a girl.. (his ckey is fucking boy though), I saw her once with a voice analyzer which she tried hiding in her pocket quickly.. I saw her giving out the special code to Katelynn over PDA messaging.. Shit! She's about to rat me out! Oh wait.. She doesn't know that I KNOW EVERYTHING.

She rats me out several times.. I manage to evade these blasphemous claims from the mysterious voice and went off to look after this tumblr girl with a combat shotgun on the back. Oh! I see her! She's entering that bathroom to try and rat me out again! I sneakily enter this bathroom, see her get inside one of the stalls and close the door after, I take my shotgun out, I'm ready, I'm ready for the murder.. I open the door.. Aiming for the groin, as the theme was appropriate..

Victor Kaipov says "Hi."
Victor Kaipov fires the combat shotgun!

The slug hits her groin! Kaipov fires once more..

Victor Kaipov fires the combat shotgun!

Slug hits her again! Kaipov fires once again, for the last time..

Victor Kaipov fires the combat shotgun!

Another.. Hit.. Well, after waiting two minutes being called out a ganker, I was trying not to clone her(my idea was initially just to erase her memories via cloning) buuut I cloned her anyways, what a way for a doctor to clean up a toilet!

Moral of the story? Don't fuck with the don, if you don't want to get assblasted.

[coroneljones]

Its nothin personal, just business, they shoulda known that

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[TeknoKot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdY7ErepGM

I have many stories in Aurora, I might share more soon.

[NoahKirchner]

You got banned for... killing someone. As an antag. After they ratted you out. Aurora is FUCKING KANGAROO COURT

[Karmac]

You got banned for... killing someone. As an antag. After they ratted you out. Aurora is FUCKING KANGAROO COURT

As a Kangaroo, I take great offence to that statement.

[Jakers457]

They do prattle on about realism but their roleplay seems to suit melodrama more than anything else. I recall being a sec officer hunting down an armed and dangerous bloke in the maint tunnels, which is murdercity for any kindly shitcurity officer. Anyway, I found the perp who had his weapon out. I was alone with back up being a little way away, so I blasted him with my tazer because that's what my character would actually do if they had any sense of self preservation.

Anyway, I got bwoinked for not allowing a monologue and told it wasn't proper roleplay or some shit, was the last straw for me. Meanwhile, on Paradise I stab a Vox's eyes out because he started a bar fight with me, no bans or people getting triggered. Highly recommend Paradise if you want 'vanilla' SS13.

[TeknoKot]

You got banned for... killing someone. As an antag. After they ratted you out. Aurora is FUCKING KANGAROO COURT

I was banned for other silly reasons.