You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by **apophis775** » 04 Dec 2016, 18:42

When you start using Ayylmaos to refer to aliens IRL.

Gentlemanly_headcrab · Post by **Gentlemanly_headcrab** » 04 Dec 2016, 22:44

- When you see xenos on other servers you try to shoot the pulse rifle you don't have

- You getting really mad at xenos on other servers when their not doing the CM meta

- I asked where the attachment line was in another server

- I freaked out when I heard the alien hiss on a toy in another server

- 'Rations'

- "Is the CO okay?"

- "RO we're out of crates"

- "Where's the Phoron?"

- "Did you set up the supermatter correctly? We don't have one? DID YOU LAUNCH IT!"

ohgod.jpg

Post by **TeknoKot** » 05 Dec 2016, 02:21

You know you're on CM too much when you start making these kind of posts.

Dapper Stache · Post by **Dapper Stache** » 05 Dec 2016, 09:42

I do so many of these things I'm worried dad

LarryOrtega · Post by **LarryOrtega** » 05 Dec 2016, 11:34

>When you give birth, and you think it´s a cherstburster.

Post by **EastGermanStasi** » 05 Dec 2016, 11:44

>when u green text
kekeekeK!!!

Joe4444 · Post by **Joe4444** » 05 Dec 2016, 17:33

apophis775 wrote:When you start using Ayylmaos to refer to aliens IRL.

doesn't that just put you one step closer to being a living meme?

Skane10634 · Post by **Skane10634** » 05 Dec 2016, 23:59

>When you start stuffing people in tubes expecting them to be instantly 100% better when they get out
>When your boss annoys you and you start a mutiny in the office
>When you start hiding things that are forbidden in your bag because 'fuck u baldie'

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 09 Dec 2016, 10:29

LarryOrtega wrote:>When you say Ayy every morning when you wake up

Can approve.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 09 Dec 2016, 10:35

You hear ... scrambling out of the ventilations.

LocalizedDownpour · Post by **LocalizedDownpour** » 09 Dec 2016, 20:50

When you legit ask a pharmacy for tricordazine.

When you play as a xenos in a different sever and start barking orders in hivemind and wonder why you dont have actual skills like cm

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 10 Dec 2016, 04:00

>When a marine logs in with the name of "Osama BinLadin"
>When you drink to much Coffee until you twitch like crazy
>When you see a marine Commit suicide because he's too old to wait for medical to transfer him to sulaco for surgery

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 10 Dec 2016, 19:39

LarryOrtega wrote:>When you give birth, and you think it´s a cherstburster.

You actually made me laugh.

Helgraf · Post by **Helgraf** » 10 Dec 2016, 19:41

you start to have CM withdrawals

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 10 Dec 2016, 19:49

You automatically type USCM instead of USMC.

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 10 Dec 2016, 19:52

Monoo wrote:You automatically type USCM instead of USMC.

I actually write UNSC when I try to write either xP

LordLoko · Post by **LordLoko** » 10 Dec 2016, 20:03

When you go to another server and you forgot how to play it.

After spess 'nam, many vets were unable to reintegrate with the civilian life...

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 11 Dec 2016, 09:17

when a 10 year old kid asks Staff members to tell his parents about Predator so that they can allow him to Predator whitelist xD

Seriously, it was the "Best" best round i've ever experienced talking to that boy on ahelp.

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 11 Dec 2016, 09:19

SagaSword wrote:when a 10 year old kid asks Staff members to tell his parents about Predator so that they can allow him to Predator whitelist xD

Seriously, it was the "Best" best round i've ever experienced talking to that boy on ahelp.

You're shitting me?

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 11 Dec 2016, 13:51

SagaSword wrote:when a 10 year old kid asks Staff members to tell his parents about Predator so that they can allow him to Predator whitelist xD

Seriously, it was the "Best" best round i've ever experienced talking to that boy on ahelp.

post in stories pls

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 14 Dec 2016, 13:35

NoahKirchner wrote:You're shitting me?

Nyope, i think snype and bolter were on with me when this kid started saying in ahelp EVERYTHING new he discovers like:
"Woah! Middle click button makes you spit acid, wow."
"help"
Me:"What do you want?"
"How do i kill an alien to evolve"
Me:*Facepalm*

Post by **Arachnidnexus** » 14 Dec 2016, 13:58

When my friends and I were discussing politics I accidentally said Bill Carson instead of Ben Carson. Much shame. Such CM.

LordLoko · Post by **LordLoko** » 14 Dec 2016, 16:15

Arachnidnexus wrote:When my friends and I were discussing politics I accidentally said Bill Carson instead of Ben Carson. Much shame. Such CM.

At least Bill Carson stays awake.

SPACEpotato1 · Post by **SPACEpotato1** » 24 Dec 2016, 13:08

When you watch Aliens and everytime you see the marines you say

"SHIT SENTRY PLACING, BUILD BARRICADES"

"WTF JUST USE A SADAR"

"THE KID IS PROBABLY INFECTED, SHOOT IT"

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RO?"

"YO JUST USE THE DROPSHIP IT'S AT LZ1"

"USE AN OB"

Snypehunter007 · Post by **Snypehunter007** » 07 Jan 2017, 05:17

Skane10634 wrote:>When you start stuffing people in tubes expecting them to be instantly 100% better when they get out
>When your boss annoys you and you start a mutiny in the office
>When you start hiding things that are forbidden in your bag because 'fuck u baldie'

Huehuehuehuehuehue. This one got to me, specifically number 2.

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