You know you're on CM too much when...

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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Jeser » 07 Jan 2017, 07:30

- when you calculate and find out you litterally spent one week playing CM in two monthes period. 7 full days. Shit
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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Karmac » 07 Jan 2017, 07:32

I've probably played a full month and a half of CM between now and August. No regrets, except the many things I regret.

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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Monoo » 21 May 2017, 11:07

-when you eat protein-heavy foods so you don't need to eat again for a long time (especially before sitting down to play CM)

-when you flinch upon seeing the "ayylmao" meme

-when you think about going into paincrit in the event you're seriously injured

-when you're target shooting and reflexively aim center mass instead of the head

-the words armor piercing make you twitch
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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Jdobbin49 » 21 May 2017, 11:13

- When you write Say at the start of a sentence in your GCSE English paper

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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by SagaSword » 21 May 2017, 15:03

>When you start bringing melee weapons in hopes of soloing a pred 101
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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Crab_Spider » 21 May 2017, 17:59

When you wake up for school and find yourself in bed although MPs never sleep.

When you try to examine someone to see what they're wearing although you have to Shift+Click to do that
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Garrison » 23 May 2017, 00:43

When your in a text chat with someone, you put "say" before you text.

You look at your clock and see that its 5am.
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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Crab_Spider » 23 May 2017, 07:10

When you get nervous that any cancer patients that underwent chemotherapy will kill you.

When you're afraid of being brigged because you forgot to do your homework.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by James5734 » 23 May 2017, 12:52

-When you are on the beach and see more than three crabs laying on top of each other and feel the need to report to someone about it.
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Re: You know you're on CM too much when...

Post by Crab_Spider » 23 May 2017, 12:52

James5734 wrote:-When you are on the beach and see more than three crabs laying on top of each other and feel the need to report to someone about it.
I laughed harder than I should.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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