PREDATOR APPLICATION

[Lingering Profanity]

Byond ID: Tearstem

Marine Name (so we know who you are; if you play alien mostly, state that here): Zack 'Archon' Mieth

Name of the character you want whitelisted (The name your predator will use. This must match your in-game predator name): Eh. How about Ka'urn Va'kaltuhk.
Sounds about right. That can translate into "Elvis Presley", if you want it to.

Are you familiar with the Predator Code Of Honor? Abso-Lutely.

Character background (An ADEQUATE description and story of your predators background):As was the custom of the ancient sea-side port town of Hacksmith, Massachusettes, the violated body of Mr. Edgar Monroe was buried in the small graveyard atop an expansive cliff overlooking the sea. He was joined in death by a particular young boy whom had the misfortune of being sent by his father to gather Mr. Monroe and bring him 'round to the North side of the salty town's urban area, where-in the boy's family and Monroe were to discuss the various applications of the buying and selling of fine fabrics, of which Monroe was known as being an expert in for his family had mostly, for the last 200 years or so, been involved in the matter of such materials. But after several hours had passed and neither boy nor man had shown themselves at the expectant family's North-side abode, the boy's father, a Mr. William Hart, set forth and made his way south, by horse, to Monroe's home.

Upon arrival he would, after having knocked upon the pristine white door, and having admired, for a moment, the beautiful blooming red roses outfront of the small colonial home, make his way around to the back. There-in he would be witness to a most horrific and unusual scene, the likes of which turned his hair white on arrival, and from that day forward the once clear eyed and good humoured William Hart would carry himself as a man in a dream, with eyes heavily shadowed and gleaming, as if a film of glass had been laid over them; His face too had changed, become lined with worry, and he would appear very pale at all hours of the day.

The backyard, which was easily accessed by a small gate on the left side of the house, was a very open thing, for the fence stopped as it wrapped around the house, and a splendid view of the ocean was afforded, for the house, and much of the surrounding houses, were perched upon another one of the several cliffs over-looking the sea that this particular town was known for. The backyard was sparsely furnished, having only a wooden bench and two or three chairs set around a firepit. Hart's eyes were immediately drawn to the bench, for upon it he thought he spied a gorgeous red velvet material, perhaps something that Mr. Monroe had intended on showing to him at some point later. He would approach the bench, his eyes gazing far out to sea as he walked forward, for it was a lovely day with large, voluminous clouds spreading across the sky in great fluffy streaks, and the sun was beginning to set so they looked like pillars of flame reaching up into the sky.

The setting sun had blinded him somewhat, so that when he looked down once more at the red velvet material it did not immediately strike him as unusual or horrifying, as it soon would. Extending a hand he would make to stroke the material, to examine it's quality, before recoiling with a shudder and a strangled yelp. Staring at his fingers he would see the bloody tincture which dripped from the violated mess before him. His eyes clearing, he would realize the stench wafting up from the table, and as he gazed down upon the pile laying on the table it became awfully apparent that some Devil roamed afoot in this quiet sea-side town.... The bodies of both Mr. Monroe and Mr. Hart's son had been seemingly ground into strips of flesh and then melded together into a horrific amalgamation of bone, sinew and flesh.

In the front of the house of Mr. Monroe's a single drop of blood would fall from the red roses.

And then he was The Predatorrrrrr. Or maybe the predator is the one who did it!!! WOWEEEEE

How do you intend to play your predator (as in, describe HOW you will act/play your predator)?
EVer played MGS4? Where-in Solid Snake creeps his way inbetween two opposing forces? Beautiful stuff. Great game. That's basically the gist of what I want to do with the predator role. The predator, as far as I can tell, holds extreme, extreme power in that it can single-handedly make or break a victory for either side. I would like to play predator as this sort of individual who seeks only to enjoy spectating and participating in a long, drawn out war. In order to make this a reality, I will destroy or safeguard various resources of either side, depending on which side is currently winning.

Do I plan on ever standing infront of a bunch of Marines and being like, "Hurr durr, hi, I'mma pred." No. I don't think so. The best predators, in my opinion, are the ones you never see, but who have been manipulating the battlefield unseen except by those few, few individuals who have had the misfortune of being destroyed by the predator.

Why should we whitelist you?

This is a loaded question. Will I bring something to the table via becoming predator that no one else can? Not really, probably no. I'm doing this for my own enjoyment. The only reason I want to play as the predator is to have fun. The only reason you should whitelist me is if you want me to have fun. That's about it.

Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason (we will check, and lies may result in immediate denial)?

I was banned for 2 or 3 hours or something absurd like that a while ago. Was it a month ago? I don't remember.

Are you currently banned from any other servers and if so, why?

I mean, sure... I think I got banned from Furcadia back when I was 12 or something. I've been banned from alot of things. And unbanned. And banned again. I generally try to not get banned anymore, though. Generally.

Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or disobey the Predator Code of Honor?

Abso-lutely.

What's your favourite candies?

Warheads.

[TheMusician321]

can't tell if this is a serious app or a meme one, if it's serious then I'm going with a -1.

The background is a joke, period.
Playstyle is absolutely generic, that's what everyone pretty much says, with that said I'm not sure you should be safeguarding or destroying the other side's resources, why would a Pred decide to go blow up the marines' FOB or attack their supply lines? Why would a pred decide to clear out xeno fortifications or kill their larva?

Reason to whitelist is honest at the very least and doesn't really count for much in my opinion.

Now on to player activity.

From my experience I see you doing a lot of RP, a lot of lowRP in fact, I've also had some experience with you doing some very borderline ERP stuff.

Forum activity is basically nil, you've only got 1 post and you've had the account for close to 3 months now.

With all that said, a big -1, I do not want to see you as a pred if you're going down the path you're currently on, try again in 3 months and clean up your act.

[edda]

This is obviously a joke. I don't mean that as an insult. Like it was intended to be funny.

[Avalanchee]

What is that.
What the fuck is that

[taketheshot56]

What is that.
What the fuck is that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k For real though the background is extremely bland and not to mention ive never seen your marine around, I strongly suggest reading other apps.

[Jonesome]

I thought the story was creative, almost Lovecraftian. Then again I’m not sure what Mr Monroe, the textile designer from Massachusetts, did that attracted the ire of a spacefaring Predator.

[Sulaboy]

"Hurr durr, hi, I'mma pred."

Also that backstory physically hurt me to read, I CAN GUESS WHAT COLOR THE FUCKING SUNSET IS. -1

[Casany]

I think we can make this work

+1

[Lukey111]

I don't how the rules work for this much... but you may not be able to get whitelisted again. You should have posted this in acid goop, but this area is for serious apps only. If this is serious, we'll see you in 3 months. -1

[Redikalzip]

I don't like meme-aplications like that. That seems like players can't read accepted apps and don't know how open browser for search information about yaut'ja (lore, equipments, tools, traditions).

But, I hope after 3 mounths you'll make new application a lot better then that meme application, -1.

[x31stOverlord]

Not entirely sure if this is a meme app or not. So I will not add any serious recommendations or feedback aside from the massive -1 to the app.

Sounds good? Translates to roughly (Low quality, Acid goop, meme worthy app)

If this was a serious app. I would consider looking over the approved apps for inspiration and to gather a look at what an app needs to be approved, rather than the denied app section.

[Lingering Profanity]

Give me a fucking break. That back story was from a short story I wrote in five minutes like five years ago. I tacked on the shit at the end, as should be obvious.

You actually think I'm gonna be like, "Oh I'm this guy in the Jungle and Arnie was there and I'm like this real fucking scary dude, heaving my backpack full of knives through the jungles with my spooky fucking face."

I've never even watched the Predator movie with Arnold Schwarz. You know why? Cause that's trash entertainment.

Further more, not everything is a fucking meme you absolute degenerates. I submitted this app out of a want to play the Predator. And I'm the type of person who is genuine enough to make it pretty obvious I don't give a fuck about writing a backstory based on a ridiculous sci-fi from the 80's.

Like, I might give a fuck if the predator was a tangible thing but it's honestly this iffy fucking thing, only available SOMETIMES, and only in limited quantities.

As if I'm going to put REAL WORK in for something as ephemeral as that.

[Lingering Profanity]

I thought the story was creative, almost Lovecraftian. Then again I’m not sure what Mr Monroe, the textile designer from Massachusetts, did that attracted the ire of a spacefaring Predator.

Hey thanks. I wrote this years back after reading tons and tons of Lovecraft every day. That's honestly a first draft I wrote up in a few minutes.

[Lukey111]

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And that my friend, is why you will never get the predator application. You either put REAL WORK into this, or you get to wait another 3 months.

[Lingering Profanity]

can't tell if this is a serious app or a meme one, if it's serious then I'm going with a -1.

The background is a joke, period.
Playstyle is absolutely generic, that's what everyone pretty much says, with that said I'm not sure you should be safeguarding or destroying the other side's resources, why would a Pred decide to go blow up the marines' FOB or attack their supply lines? Why would a pred decide to clear out xeno fortifications or kill their larva?

Reason to whitelist is honest at the very least and doesn't really count for much in my opinion.

Now on to player activity.

From my experience I see you doing a lot of RP, a lot of lowRP in fact, I've also had some experience with you doing some very borderline ERP stuff.

Forum activity is basically nil, you've only got 1 post and you've had the account for close to 3 months now.

With all that said, a big -1, I do not want to see you as a pred if you're going down the path you're currently on, try again in 3 months and clean up your act.

No shit, I made this account to fucking apply for the predator. That's it.

Why would I spend my time here? Honestly? What does this forum have for me.

I wouldn't know, as I haven't given it a single glance.

[Lingering Profanity]

And that my friend, is why you will never get the predator application. You either put REAL WORK into this, or you get to wait another 3 months.

K, Pally. I'll put real work into it, hurrrrrrrrrrr

[Lingering Profanity]

My fucking face at how this shit played out.

[x31stOverlord]

My fucking face at how this shit played out.

And herein lies the problem. I do not believe you thought that a lazily put together half baked app would ever get accepted. If we accepted every app that came through the door the place would be full of Preds running around getting banned because they just "applied fur teh lulz".

You are inherently immature in your responses and have no regard for the community at all.

Reinforcing the fact that this will never be accepted at this miniscule level of effort.

[DrPng]

Yup, those responses to criticism really fucked any chance you had at all. Salting on critics and only creating a forum account to get pred is a big NOPE. If you would put ANY effort ( even the tiniest ) to look at accepted and denied apps, you'd realize those who are in it only for the whitelist generally have half assed apps and that accepted apps are well known, contributing members.

[Lingering Profanity]

And herein lies the problem. I do not believe you thought that a lazily put together half baked app would ever get accepted. If we accepted every app that came through the door the place would be full of Preds running around getting banned because they just "applied fur teh lulz".

You are inherently immature in your responses and have no regard for the community at all.

Reinforcing the fact that this will never be accepted at this miniscule level of effort.

As if writing a predator fanfic has any relation to actual in-game performance.

[Lingering Profanity]

Yup, those responses to criticism really fucked any chance you had at all. Salting on critics and only creating a forum account to get pred is a big NOPE. If you would put ANY effort ( even the tiniest ) to look at accepted and denied apps, you'd realize those who are in it only for the whitelist generally have half assed apps and that accepted apps are well known, contributing members.

Yeah, that's way too much work.

[coroneljones]

Give me a fucking break. That back story was from a short story I wrote in five minutes like five years ago. I tacked on the shit at the end, as should be obvious.

You actually think I'm gonna be like, "Oh I'm this guy in the Jungle and Arnie was there and I'm like this real fucking scary dude, heaving my backpack full of knives through the jungles with my spooky fucking face."

I've never even watched the Predator movie with Arnold Schwarz. You know why? Cause that's trash entertainment.

Further more, not everything is a fucking meme you absolute degenerates. I submitted this app out of a want to play the Predator. And I'm the type of person who is genuine enough to make it pretty obvious I don't give a fuck about writing a backstory based on a ridiculous sci-fi from the 80's.

Like, I might give a fuck if the predator was a tangible thing but it's honestly this iffy fucking thing, only available SOMETIMES, and only in limited quantities.

As if I'm going to put REAL WORK in for something as ephemeral as that.

>Makes account to apply for pred
>wants to be a pred
>doesn't give a shit about the role nor the community to the point of memeing in their app and copy pasting an unrelated story in five minutes

First large amount of toxicity that I have seen on the forums in a while
This is great.
-1

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

Well this is a great app. First you half-assed the story, then you showed us some extremely shitty and toxic response towards our comments and criticism. I don't know who you are in-game at all.

But sure, let's give you the pred whitelist so you can go around and ruin people's round.

If I can give a -∞, I will. But I probably won't even need to do that, so I'll just leave you with a -1 and wait for the inevitable denial of this shitty app

[Amitt0]

Yeah.

Strong -1
I've had several really unpleasant encounters with his character approaching self antaging and general bad attitude.
That's putting it politely.
-1
-1000

[Crab_Spider]

Your application is a low effort shitpost an Autistic baby with down syndrome would make if they didn't know any better. I see no reason as to why it should be given any acceptable, legitimate praise other than to prove to people you have severely low standards. I see no reason as why this poor excuse for dogshit should be accepted other than to show we're a hugbox server that will even reward children that don't know what constructive criticism is and throw a tantrum in the face of it. I did not bother reading your worthless garbage because acknowledging it as any form of literary work would be giving it value.

I don't give a damn how long this took you. I don't care how long ago you wrote this and where you conceived the idea from; because it's still god awful. Don't try again.