The JungleMan Application

[Lingering Profanity]

"He was the big jungle man, running through the jungle with his scary and scaly face. His backpack was full of knives, knives he used to prey upon people. But he was not prey, he was the predator. The predator of the jungle.

Dr. Antonio Banderas knew about the Jungleman. He knew, because he had seen it. With his own two eyes. While filming the fifth Spykids sequel, he had seen the jungleman, and it scared him. "So many knives," Antonio Banderas said, "I do not believe my eyes... Except that... I saw it with m own two eyes."

Plunging deep into the Jungle, Antonio Banderas thrust his way through the thick and steamy foliage, the beads of sweat upon his face mirroring the water droplets leaking from the canopy roof. Antonio Banderas had to find the Jungleman. Because he realized... that he loved him.

BUT IT COULD NOT BE, FOR THE JUNGLEMAN HAD SET A TRAP. "AGHHHH" screamed Antiono Pandabears. The trapa hada caughta him in da leg!

And then the Jungleman appeared, his chest glistening in the setting jungle sun, his physique well honed, his muscles like rippling waves of meat, flexing and swirling around and dancing like a plethora of fairy wings.

Antonio Banderas moaned in pain... or... was it pleasure??? The Jungleman grimaced with his spooky face that was all... open and stuff... and snarling. AND THE JUNGLEMAN ROAAAREED

"RAWRWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWAR" SCREAMED THE JUNGLE MAN.

"AGHHHH" SQUEELED ANTONIO BANDERAS.

And that was the last Spykids movie that was ever made...............

[Redikalzip]

I think you'll get forum ban for shitposting in the whitelist area.

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

If it's not obvious, it's a -1.

But technically this can't be an Application, since the little "If you are denied, you may not re-apply for 3 months (from date of denial)" part in the rules automatically shut this down.

I don't ever want to see you in a whitelist now, if you can't take them seriously. Heck, I probably don't even want to see your character in game now, since you're not even interested in what our forum has to offer and only create this forum account to apply for pred (which is more like shitposting on your side, but eh).

Can we just quickly shut this down ?

[Recounted]

The feeling of the intense situation gotten me on the edge of my seat. My eyes darting back and fourth like a guy losing in ping pong anticipating his opponent false move in order to win the game. This is what all predator apps who seek to be accepted should look up to in order to have a slight chance to be one of us.





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[DrPng]

Obviously accept this app, smh. Other apps are simply not up to the standards this one sets.






-1

[edda]

OBviously a +1, like

[Lingering Profanity]

I've revised a portion of this story. As the author, I find that one sentence in particular is incredibly misleading and does not accurately portray the emotions Antonio Banderas is feeling at the time.

Instead of ""AGHHHH" SQUEELED ANTONIO BANDERAS." it should be, "AWEUEEEEEEEEEEE" SQUEELED ANTION BANDERAS".

[Jonesome]

I wanted more continuation of the backstory on Mr Ed Monroe of Massachusetts -1

[Lingering Profanity]

I wanted more continuation of the backstory on Mr Ed Monroe of Massachusetts -1

This is secretly the sequel to that story.

[Lukey111]

You will probably get banned from the forum now, if not the game. -1

[DrPng]

You truly live up to your forum name, bravo.

[TehSpoderman]

XDDDD nice shitpost man!!!!1!!


-1

[Bancrose]

Top notch shitpost bro.

+1

[NGGJamie]

Obviously denied.

Trolling and acting toxic in whitelist areas will not be tolerated. I'll be applying a 3-day ban on you as a result of this as well.