Building Cards Against Humanity: CM Edition

[Varen]

Using Cardcast, we can make custom sets for Cards Against Humanity. Combined with Pretend You're Xyzzy, you can play it online with pretty much anyone.

So, I'm making a CM based deck for it so anyone can have a game. Here's a link to its current state.

I made about 70 in less than an hour, so I'm sure ya'll can come up with much more interesting suggestions.

Suggest some Black Cards and White Cards, these are the guidelines for well-written cards, you can also check other popular decks on the website to get the jist of it.

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So, meme on muhreens and ayys. Show me what you've got.

[Butlerblock]

Actual cards against humanity cards use grammar as if the response is it's own sentence, which means the first letter is always capitalized, and it's always ended with a punctuation mark, even if it looks weird putting it into the placeholder.

I'd suggest using the normal format the game uses for consistency.

[DrPng]

Sounds awesome, I'd actually settle to play this a night or to.

I'll check it out.

[Sulaboy]

Protien bars, banana peels, jones, space lube, snowflakes, cheap lighters, mandatory helmets, boot knives

Yeah

[ColdSuit]

These cards are too good.

[AverageSpitter]

White card:

The SO masturbating furiously to the Overwatch Console.

I'm down for playing this any day

[Varen]

Added some more, at 35 black cards and 174 white ones. It's at a good point.
If you've got more to add (black cards are hard ok), spam on.

Actual cards against humanity cards use grammar as if the response is it's own sentence, which means the first letter is always capitalized, and it's always ended with a punctuation mark, even if it looks weird putting it into the placeholder.

I'd suggest using the normal format the game uses for consistency.

I'm aware of this. However, most of the packs made for xyzzy use this format, so it evens out that way.

[Nanu308]

Well, You promised me cookies!

Black Cards:

The only way to uphold marine law, is with your trusty _.

When you see a marine being taken by an MP, Step forth with your trusty _!

The true medbay experience is having all the _ removed from your body that looks like _ now.

You are fighting a Filthy predator. You must choose between these weapons three weapons _, _ and _.

The Commander himself has seen how you able-bodied managed to slay an Ancient Hunter in a solo duel. How do you get rewarded for this deed? With a _.

You were caught stealing booze from the liquor cabinet by an MP. What is your response? 1. Shoot the MP with your _. 2. Say it was the _ fault. 3. Run away while yelling _!

You shot the commander by accident on the frontline in the back by accident. He proceeds to 1. Award you a _. 2. Whip out his trusty _ to end your life. 3. Berates and compare you to a _.

A reason to mutiny, is due to the Commander denying marines their _. Truly a heretic!