Most robust xeno player(z)

Stripetail · Post by **Stripetail** » 19 Jul 2017, 18:33

A few days ago I was a young hunter going for the colonists with another hunter and a spitter.

I pounce one of the colonists, missing the one with the shotgun. (John "Buckshot" Rhodes)

John proceeds to walk right up to me in my delay, aim the shotgun at my chest, and pull the trigger.

....
....
*click*
....

John then Salutes and tries running away.

10/10 would forget to chamber rounds again.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 19 Jul 2017, 18:47

JKincaid wrote:A few days ago I was a young hunter going for the colonists with another hunter and a spitter.

I pounce one of the colonists, missing the one with the shotgun. (John "Buckshot" Rhodes)

John proceeds to walk right up to me in my delay, aim the shotgun at my chest, and pull the trigger.

....
....
*click*
....

John then Salutes and tries running away.

10/10 would forget to chamber rounds again.

The funny thing is, I forgot to reset my unique-action macro (F key) and it was for the round, ready tail attack. That salute was to symbolize the F's needed to pay my respects.

CraayyZ · Post by **CraayyZ** » 20 Jul 2017, 18:03

That one time I was a Ancient Hunter harassing the shit out of Marines in Research and Fitness. It got so bad that I was the last surviving Xeno, had over 300 confirmed kills and had the entire arsenal of the Xeno Military at the tip of my finger tips.... until Apophis deleted all the weeds cause I was too OP.

Pic taken a day later.

Butterrobber202 · Post by **Butterrobber202** » 20 Jul 2017, 23:39

CraayyZ wrote:words and picture]

Fucking Nice, my best Xeno round was back in Pre-Alpha.

The Marines had filled the area between Briefing and the Shuttles with AI Core frames, and as Queen, I guided my Hive through them, busted into Briefing and completely chucklefucked 60+ Marines (who retreated early) with 20 something xenos.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 21 Jul 2017, 04:41

CraayyZ wrote:That one time I was a Ancient Hunter harassing the shit out of Marines in Research and Fitness. It got so bad that I was the last surviving Xeno, had over 300 confirmed kills and had the entire arsenal of the Xeno Military at the tip of my finger tips.... until Apophis deleted all the weeds cause I was too OP.

You don't get above 100ish marines at most even during high pop. So unless you killed strictly everyone and your xeno-friend killed no one, AND there was a particular long round.
You got OP but didn't have 300 confirmed kills, you silly.

CraayyZ · Post by **CraayyZ** » 21 Jul 2017, 16:44

Butterrobber202 wrote:Fucking Nice, my best Xeno round was back in Pre-Alpha.

The Marines had filled the area between Briefing and the Shuttles with AI Core frames, and as Queen, I guided my Hive through them, busted into Briefing and completely chucklefucked 60+ Marines (who retreated early) with 20 something xenos.

Thanks man. It's good fun when the Marines are so bald, The host has to delete weeds to get you killed. Even then, I killed 7 more Marines before I died so win win!

Dolth wrote:You don't get above 100ish marines at most even during high pop. You got OP but didn't have 300 confirmed kills, you silly.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

CraayyZ wrote:It got so bad that I was the last surviving Xeno, had over 300 confirmed kills and had the entire arsenal of the Xeno Military at the tip of my finger tips....

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 22 Jul 2017, 19:00

Dolth you got dunked on.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 22 Jul 2017, 21:20

I am clearly the most robust ayy. I pounced a turret to show it what for!

Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws · Post by **Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws** » 22 Jul 2017, 21:43

Elite queen seems to be hit or miss, but I really like Elite Ravager (523)'s skills, you look at them and Elite Ravager (209) and you can clearly see who the superior player is

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 23 Jul 2017, 07:23

I feel sore, lmao. Hey to my defense I did read only what I quoted, not the previous stuff :P.

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 23 Jul 2017, 17:08

I've had the best experiences going Queen in the Pre-Alpha and Alpha. I used to dunk marines alone 24/7 until they bring the SADAR down, then I die from grief ;-;

taketheshot56 · Post by **taketheshot56** » 23 Jul 2017, 17:15

Literally the boiler, boiler is a devastating weapon, if you have a xeno who knows what they are doing and gets a good shot of acid off you can break marine defenses in under five minutes.

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 23 Jul 2017, 17:35

taketheshot56 wrote:Literally the boiler, boiler is a devastating weapon, if you have a xeno who knows what they are doing and gets a good shot of acid off you can break marine defenses in under five minutes.

Until few angry marines rushes you.

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 23 Jul 2017, 18:40

Dolth wrote:Until few angry marines rushes you.

Then you run into a 1x1 corridor and spray acid! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 24 Jul 2017, 04:55

Hahahaha yeah that works.

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 24 Jul 2017, 07:07

Winter wrote:I am clearly the most robust ayy. I pounced a turret to show it what for!

did it kill you afterwards

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 24 Jul 2017, 13:25

Yes, but I showed it what for.

Renomaki · Post by **Renomaki** » 24 Jul 2017, 22:12

When I go Xeno, I like to think of myself as a robust sentinel...

.. mainly because I struggle to get the good shit as a xeno, so I work with what i got.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 24 Jul 2017, 22:18

Renomaki wrote:When I go Xeno, I like to think of myself as a robust sentinel...

.. mainly because I struggle to get the good shit as a xeno, so I work with what i got.

Atleast you're breaking bones with the upgrade

SagaSword · Post by **SagaSword** » 25 Jul 2017, 03:20

Renomaki wrote:When I go Xeno, I like to think of myself as a robust sentinel...

.. mainly because I struggle to get the good shit as a xeno, so I work with what i got.

The clutch is real.

Lucius Jones · Post by **Lucius Jones** » 26 Jul 2017, 15:57

nyello, I'd nominate myself. Been playing for more than 2 years, and I consider myself to have pretty much mastered Ravager and Crusher, as I've single handily taken down FOB's armed with over 20/30 marines, personally lead the charge into attacks as someone to follow, ect. I really like being a battlefield general and attacking in waves/flanking

Dolth · Post by **Dolth** » 26 Jul 2017, 17:36

Lucius Jones wrote:nyello, I'd nominate myself. Been playing for more than 2 years, and I consider myself to have pretty much mastered Ravager and Crusher, as I've single handily taken down FOB's armed with over 20/30 marines, personally lead the charge into attacks as someone to follow, ect. I really like being a battlefield general and attacking in waves/flanking

Wait. Who are you?

Lucius Jones · Post by **Lucius Jones** » 28 Jul 2017, 12:12

what, my C-key? In game I really never did play marine unless I was a medic

misto · Post by **misto** » 29 Jul 2017, 06:17

whoever was that carrier that stayed alive on the almayer (and fought off marines until they backed off of you) while a drone-turned-queen stole the other ds to pick up the xenos that an earlier queen foolishly left on the planet due to launching the first ds too early - you probably kept us in the game at the most critical point. im not sure how the code works, or if its its totally reliable, but im pretty sure that if that carrier had died and no xenos were left alive on the almayer, the round might have ended there and then.

TheMusician321 · Post by **TheMusician321** » 01 Aug 2017, 04:27

Dolth wrote:Until few one angry marines rushes you.

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