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Joseph Murta hate thread.

Post by caleeb101 » 10 Mar 2018, 20:13

Just know that the hive hates you, Joseph. No-one was ever meant to be so robust so consistently. No-one.
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Post by TehSpoderman » 10 Mar 2018, 20:13

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Post by WinterClould » 10 Mar 2018, 20:16

Murta is a hero to all the USCM. Bain of beno scum worldwide.

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Re: Joseph Murta hate thread.

Post by Thanteus » 10 Mar 2018, 20:25

WinterClould wrote: ↑
10 Mar 2018, 20:16
 Murta is a hero to all the USCM. Bain of beno scum worldwide.

Suck lead from his dual M41's lizards

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Post by Butlerblock » 10 Mar 2018, 22:02

Never had a problem with him, y’all are just trash. Also he took like 10 slashes when I was ancient hunter once and didn’t paincrit.
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Post by Vampmare » 11 Mar 2018, 16:08

You just need to git gud as xeno or accept that when you see Murta, you run.
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Post by MIKUiqnw0 » 11 Mar 2018, 20:01

I gibbed him once, right after I gibbed Yaroslav.
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Post by spheretech » 11 Mar 2018, 20:24

i want to drink murtas bath water
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Post by Gabe » 11 Mar 2018, 23:25

My dick hasn’t been ridden this hard since I got dumped, damn. You got me jealous of this Murta chap.
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Post by AverageSpitter » 12 Mar 2018, 20:09

Just spit acid at him lol
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Post by AverageSpitter » 12 Mar 2018, 20:14

PD: Fuck off Bill, the hive is still looking for you, wherever you are at
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Post by Arbs » 13 Mar 2018, 06:06

This thread is legend.

All murta needs now is someone throwing mags and ammo boxes at him for the rest of his life.

As long as he has ammo, benos will spit salt instead of acid.
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Post by simonset55 » 13 Mar 2018, 06:23

Just git gud and no marine is a problem for you doe
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Post by Heckenshutze » 13 Mar 2018, 08:37

He's a cool dude, specially when you play as his m56 shooter/carrier
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Post by ValGarilovich » 17 Mar 2018, 20:23

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Post by Aceluke123 » 17 Mar 2018, 20:29

Who is Joseph again? Either way I totally like him as long as he can robust xenos.
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Post by Avalanchee » 03 May 2018, 07:02

Aceluke123 wrote: ↑
17 Mar 2018, 20:29
 Who is Joseph again? Either way I totally like him as long as he can robust xenos.
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Post by Artemis111 » 03 May 2018, 10:29

Get good. No one can bear neurotoxin.
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Post by BobatNight » 03 May 2018, 12:27

Placed an OB on Big red, told the LT to prepare to fire. He fired it right then and there, I found Murta's head a couple minutes later. Good round
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Post by Crab_Spider » 03 May 2018, 13:33

You're that dork that used dual wielded gyroscoped rifles? If so, you ain't shit boyo.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by Loco52 » 04 May 2018, 01:26

This thread is a must. +1
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Re: Joseph Murta hate thread.

Post by TheBeoni » 27 May 2018, 20:05

You all should stop fearing Murta and start fearing Tik-Tok cause the your time is tiking away
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Re: Joseph Murta hate thread.

Post by TehSpoderman » 28 May 2018, 12:40

TheBeoni wrote: ↑
27 May 2018, 20:05
 You all should stop fearing Murta and start fearing Tik-Tok cause the your time is tiking away
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Re: Joseph Murta hate thread.

Post by Dolth » 28 May 2018, 12:46

Can't do much against queen skree and warriors now can you hehe?
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Re: Joseph Murta hate thread.

Post by spheretech » 29 May 2018, 14:29

Dolth wrote: ↑
28 May 2018, 12:46
 Can't do much against queen skree and warriors now can you hehe?
u need a hate thread of ur own, nerd
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