Noah's Greentext

[NoahKirchner]

>Be me
>Be on Fallout 13
>Hear about a brothel
>Make a female character, have an evil plan
>Go to brothel, meet another prostitute
>Maximum snowflake
>Start talking, they get flirtsy, invites me to take a shower
>lol ok
>Go into bathroom, we get nekked, they go into the shower
>I grab handcuffs
>Cuff them
>Begin rp
>Steal all of their shit
>Take knife
>Drag them out of the bathroom naked while stabbing them in the eye to death
>Win

[Jroinc1]

DAMMIT NOAH

Heh. Best RP ever.

[NoahKirchner]

DAMMIT NOAH

Heh. Best RP ever.

It was great, on the way out they scream WHAT THE FUCK!? like while halfway out of the brothel. I was laughing my ass off.

[Karmac]

>My only form of RP in this server was encasing myself in metal armour and dual wielding sledgehammers, I proceeded to murder people until I was knocked out from a single blow with the machete.
>An admin PM'd me: Bro you can't just murder people without RP.
>I didn't know how to respond, I thought I was playing Fallout 13, not a regular SS13 server.

[Heckenshutze]

*shed a manly tear*

[Boltersam]

Let me give you a fun story about that server too.

I killed and looted a raider early in the round.

At the end of the round they came up to me in power armour and started monologuing about how they were going to kill me.

I stunbaton'd him and took his hammer, beating him to death with it, then his armour.

Never be a monologue villain, kids.

[Helgraf]

Woulda been better if it was lifeweb.

[Martzin]

k here's a story i have while playing on fallout 13

>be me
>fallout 13
>go to town where i was killed by legion-fucks to avenge myself
>see it is empty
>walk inside house to loot it, find nothing but a sledgehammer and some wood
>look out window
>fucking ROWS of bodies right outside, blood smeared everywhere
>fuckingwat.jpeg
>go outside
>guy in a doctor suit is making a grave of people killed by said legion-fucks, see my corpse laying in there
>decide to help him
>like 30 minutes in legion comes back, accompanied by some raider assholes, 1 in power armor
>doctor runs away while i pull out my sledge
>all guys have melee weapons, no guns
>proceed to duel
>get fukked as expected
>respawn with a vengeance
>make my way to the town where i come across a building loaded with OP guns and power armor, take everything
>a different group of raiders walk by and try to RP, ignore them
>they chase after me when i fire 1 shot back and end up decapitating their leader
>finally get back to the town where they're looting all the bodies, they all look at me and see who i am
>soon afterward fire wildly into the air and hit 1 guy, they all run
>chase after them while taking pot-shots at their backs and manage to wound a few
>they end up running into a restaurant where it just turns out a DEATHCLAW was living inside
>they freak the fuck out and try to run outside where i fire at them with my rifle and they run inside
>close and lock the door
>run to gain some distance and after it gets quiet i look through the window
>they're all dead with some gibs here n there
>trapped the main murderboner group with a deathclaw and killed them all

[Sad_Corn]

No ERP?

-1

[Renomaki]

How the heck you playing Fallout 13?

I thought that server was dead?

[Sad_Corn]

How the heck you playing Fallout 13?

I thought that server was dead?

It came back, new code. Now you can rape people, it's a lifeweb that isn't dark and have minor rules

[NoahKirchner]

No ERP?

-1

Honk well it was lewd, not full on erp though.

[Sad_Corn]

Honk well it was lewd, not full on erp though.

no cum plus no ERP?

-2

[Skane10634]

Tell me more about "Fallout 13"

[Martzin]

Tell me more about "Fallout 13"

A separate SS13 server based in the Fallout Universe.
Pretty okay server, never really had any problems with it.

[SagaSword]

Here's a tru story of mine

>be Jason Porne
>fallout 13
>get handcuffs and a master stick
>knock the shit outta legion commander (after being chased for 10 straight minutes, no joke)
>handcuff him
>run away to the butcher's house
>strip him nekked
>Put him on meat spike
>ERP Gay kissing scene
>legions barge in with guns
>get buttfukked 4 errything i've done
>RIP

[LarryOrtega]

>Be me
>Join as legión centurion
>Make base at mines with autolathe
>Make headphones to all 5 recruits/decurion/vexillarius
>Fortify outside
>People come to talk
>We cuff them all
>We enslave womens and recruit males
>Every legionnary has a concubine
>Vexillarius, Decurion and me have 2 concubines each
>Vault people realize that we have almost all players enslaved
>Come to attack
>BiblicalBattle.jpg
>We fuck their womens
>We fuck their males
>Everyone gets fukked
>Power armor guy come and destroy us all.

Gud round

[Tristan63]

>Vault security
>Takes look outside cams nothing unusual
>Hears someone fucked with generators
>Checks out
>Overseer cuffs them
>Escourt to brig
>Overseer asks me to leave, I leave
>Looks on cams
>Sees overseer fucking him
>Calls secbot
>Secbot like "Yo dood shits wack"
>Looks back on cams
>Sees secbot ontop of them both
>Facedesks

[jaggaaff]

This was like when FO13 first came out on SS13

>Be me
>Name: Unlucky Lucky
>Join as Vault Security
>Dickaroundinvault.gif
>Splashes acid on chemist
>Gets called out
>No-one does shit
>Opens vault door 4noraisin
>Legions comes in
>Opens blast shutter
>Legion comes in and fucks shit up
>Bloodeverywhere.png
>StillAlive.mp3
>Tram is called
>waits.
>gets on
>random fuckers with DS armor and guns start fucking shit up
>disarms one of them
>stole their shit
>robust.pdf
>Tram departs and arrives to centcom
>S.0 P.0 E.0 C.0 I.-10 A.0 L.9001

[Sad_Corn]

FO13 still a thing?

[YungCuz]

>Vault security
>Takes look outside cams nothing unusual
>Hears someone fucked with generators
>Checks out
>Overseer cuffs them
>Escourt to brig
>Overseer asks me to leave, I leave
>Looks on cams
>Sees overseer fucking him
>Calls secbot
>Secbot like "Yo dood shits wack"
>Looks back on cams
>Sees secbot ontop of them both
>Facedesks

my fucking sides.larva