4/1/17 The round of the SM

Jay Burns · Post by **Jay Burns** » 04 Jan 2017, 15:50

>join game half an hour in, is CO awyiss.jpg
>Normal CO round, brief marines and set the orders, get the gestapo MPs to keep watch and arrest shitlers
>skip to an hour later, marines are winning with 60 to 8 xenos, me being Herr Kommandant decided it would be a good idea to make a nuke SM.Rsrnades
>Hire Jack knight my exposable MP glorious champion to go with the nuke and set it off Hiroshima.png
>Everything is geared and ready to go Jack is about to leave when a baldie opens the SM crate Ohshit.exe
>Panic ensues, i end up going down with the SM to hydro, before collapsing and dying
>Jack knight being the useless robust MP decides to try and finish the mission
>throws all his gear in the SM before going full nuclear (no pun intended) and OBing himself and the SM
>SM gets deleted instead of delaminating Anticlimax.Jpg
>half an hour and 40 Russian red bottles later glorious cargonia order another SM core for some raisin
>another baldie ends up releasing the SM again, this time in disposals ohgodwhy.phoron
>phoron is released
>SM delaminates on the sulaco blowing up engi and Req
>Marines drop onto the irradiated planet with rad suits and are greeted by an ancient rav, Prea and queen hugger.baldie
>marines get massacred whatdidyouexpect.AP
>Distress beacon launched
>Dutches cuckzen arrive
> As the dozen arrive so do the xenos
>Xenos cuck marines
>round ends finally.thankfuck

>MFW I caused two delaminations in one round and now has the nickname 'Nuclear'

Jaketeaking · Post by **Jaketeaking** » 04 Jan 2017, 16:14

heh, this round... this round. As the notorious bravo SL, i'd like to think that i made this round possible by getting demoted. so yeah, you are welcome guys

Eenkogneeto · Post by **Eenkogneeto** » 04 Jan 2017, 19:23

I tried to win that round for 'rines but cargo was too busy ordering clothes to get me more rockets.
RIP

Jroinc1 · Post by **Jroinc1** » 04 Jan 2017, 19:56

HOLY FUCK. Did you actually TRY the SM nuke? Shit. That's badass. I designed it, and I wouldn't use it.

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 04 Jan 2017, 21:09

Jroinc1 wrote:HOLY FUCK. Did you actually TRY the SM nuke? Shit. That's badass. I designed it, and I wouldn't use it.

YOU WOULDNT LET ME USE IT EITHER YOU BIG MEANIE.

Derpymcderp · Post by **Derpymcderp** » 08 Mar 2017, 09:12

Hehe i still remeber that round i died as a marine due to rad sickness or something along those lines when the baldie opened the first SM crate then i watched as the SM got deleted it was so cringy

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