CL Jean-Luc Swarner got high

[LohTek]

Agent Jean-Luc Swarner lights the Space drug laced cigar.

I was gonna go to work, but I got high...
I was gonna get up and do some science, but I got high...
Now theres PURPLE LIZARDS!!!! and I know why.. Yeeehhhheeeee

Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got higggghhh.. Da Da DaDaDadada

[shyshadow]

Pretty sure this belongs in Acid Goop, I wouldn't consider this a "legit post" but whatever....
Also, quit getting high on the job! You're making Weyland-Yutani look bad.

[Tidomann]

W-Y Please continue sending us updates.

JL Swarner "Why are their bugs on my eyes?

W-Y Consider yourself terminated.

[LohTek]

Pretty sure this belong in Acid Goop, I wouldn't consider this a "legit post" but whatever....
Also, quit getting high on the job! You're making Weyland-Yutani look bad.

Well considering that this was based on real events I would consider it a legit post: I was playing CL and had bribed a scientist into helping me research the xenos as potential weapons; He gave me a gift of a space drug laced cigar and I spent the rest of the round in my office yelling about purple lizards crawling all over me. Swarner had no idea that the cigar was laced.

Roleplay can take many forms.

[manezinho]

Note to self: Don't take cigars from researchers.