Are you tired of not having a head loosely filled with inane plans, weapons and chemical compounds?
Are you tired of receiving more then a plethora of friendly bullets to the back of your lightly armoured cranium?
Then look no further, Jay's Guide to the Glorious Wastes, surviving thriving and mesmerising, is coming to a USCM news outlet near you!! (availability varies due to life expectancy of host and censorship from W-Y).
Leisurely let your minds be lifted into scientific greatness with Jay's more than dulcet tones.
Slowly sift through the sadness that is my inevitable doom at the hands of a not to happy Alien comrade.
Cautiously chuckle at the anti W-Y puns before they take you away.
Tune in to JGTTGW soon to receive all this and more!!!

WARNING JGTTGW IS NOT LICENCED OR SURPORTED BY W-Y AND OR THE USCM ANY AND ALL ATTEMPTS TO WATCH DISTRIBUTE OR ENJOY THIS WORK WILL BE MET WITH SEVERE PUNISHMENT.