A marine, during req rush, called me over and said they needed to ask me something important . I allowed this and low and behold I was not diasspointed.
The marine wanted me to handcuff them. . .
It was then. I realized Delta culture had reached truly Rick and Morty levels of genius. They were evolving. If I arrest I am losing and the trend will continue . If I don't arrest no example will be made. So I had but one choice... I gave them a handcuff.
Minutes later they came to me again asking for it off saying they needed help taking the cuffs off.
Goddamn Deltas with handcuff fetishes.
Addendum: if you want to be arrested just 'me chat' you spit in my face or something. Being coy about it just means I won't arrest you as I'm confused
I know you Delta's like our brig but I didn't realize itrwaaty
A strange Delta (exceptionally so)
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Vispain
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A strange Delta (exceptionally so)
St Joseph of Cupertino - Patron saint of air travelers, aviators, astronauts, people with a mental handicaps, test takers and poor students.
Commander Jacque Devereaux AKA SSGT Cassius 'Santa' Klaus Predator: Pau'Tar
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Delta party at the brig when?
Marine: Reed Schaefer.
Xenomorph Queen Wins: 6
Xenomorph Queen Wins: 6
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Like Charlie Breakfeast, but instead it´s Delta Brigtime.
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES