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The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 16 May 2018, 21:47

Elite Hunter 488 was born like any other xenomorph, from the dying corpse of a nice host who gave their life for the hive. He would later help lead the attack on the Alaymer and help the queen. However he soon found a Bravo Medic in an escape pod and hopped in to give him a hug with sharp claws.

This led to the medic launching the pod, with Hunter 488 still on it as well, causing the medic to immediately freak out and get pounced. Leading to the Hunter questioning life and crying out for his queen. She simply left him and forgot about him while he was launched deep into space

Later on however, the pod was recovered by a passing salvaging vessel. The crew were unaware of the danger they had taken aboard until they pried open the pod's door to a now Ancient Hunter 488. He pounced and murdered many of them and danced happily on their corpses doing as his queen had commanded. "Kill as many as you can!" So he continued slaughtering many and claiming the ship as his own.

Soon Queen Mother gave him the abilities to pilot the ship and he found a captains hat and that landed on his head, he kept it there and began to fly the ship into another world hoping to find a world to cause mass panic on and bad dances on dead corpses.
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by KingPhilipIII » 16 May 2018, 21:51

10/10 best story. Never been more emotionally invested in a character in my life.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Weaselburg » 16 May 2018, 22:44

10/10 when is the sequel? I seriously want to see part 2.
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 16 May 2018, 22:49

This is why you don't launch an escape pod with me as a xeno on board, you get stories like this
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by DefinitelyAlone0309 » 16 May 2018, 22:53

I was this queen who gave our main char the order. I can attest to the fact that this is a real life story.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 16 May 2018, 22:55

All in all, I was the real victim here
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by x31stOverlord » 17 May 2018, 03:32

#Xenolivesmatter
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 17 May 2018, 15:24

x31stOverlord wrote:
17 May 2018, 03:32
#Xenolivesmatter
Yes, aka don't launch innocent Xenos into space in small escape pods
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Lukey111 » 17 May 2018, 15:29

Royal Griffon wrote:
17 May 2018, 15:24
Yes, aka don't launch innocent Xenos into space in small escape pods
I will do it now
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 17 May 2018, 15:31

Lukey111 wrote:
17 May 2018, 15:29
I will do it now
You see, it's that that causes poor innocent xeno populations to be low, they just wanna be friends and badly dance
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Lukey111 » 17 May 2018, 15:32

Royal Griffon wrote:
17 May 2018, 15:31
You see, it's that that causes poor innocent xeno populations to be low, they just wanna be friends and badly dance
u r rong
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 17 May 2018, 15:44

Lukey111 wrote:
17 May 2018, 15:32
u r rong
Only wrong when you shoot, ask the medics who see an ancient spitter dancing by a corner or a hunter
We dance until shot at and usually medics dance back at us
Or the POs
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 17 May 2018, 15:45

I should make a part two of this though
The QMS Xeno on her maiden voyage now under management by Hunter 488
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Weaselburg » 18 May 2018, 00:18

When is the sequal coming
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Weaselburg » 18 May 2018, 00:20

Royal Griffon wrote:
17 May 2018, 15:45
I should make a part two of this though
The QMS Xeno on her maiden voyage now under management by Hunter 488
Queen Mothers Ship? And have a better name then Xeno.
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 18 May 2018, 06:47

Yes and alright fine
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Weaselburg » 21 May 2018, 09:52

Can Ancient Sentinel (749) be part of the crew?
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by xywenx00 » 21 May 2018, 17:43

This story was so powerful it made me cry.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 22 May 2018, 22:33

Weaselburg wrote:
21 May 2018, 09:52
Can Ancient Sentinel (749) be part of the crew?
Yes I will say an egg was on the escape pod but the chest burster didn't go drone cause he wanted to spit
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 22 May 2018, 22:34

xywenx00 wrote:
21 May 2018, 17:43
This story was so powerful it made me cry.
YOU SENSE A SEQUAL IS COMING, SOON
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Weaselburg » 24 May 2018, 09:43

Royal Griffon wrote:
22 May 2018, 22:33
Yes I will say an egg was on the escape pod but the chest burster didn't go drone cause he wanted to spit
Drones can´t spit, so why go drone? Spit master race
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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Re: The Elite Hunter 488: A Pod Life

Post by Royal Griffon » 24 May 2018, 15:29

Weaselburg wrote:
24 May 2018, 09:43
Drones can´t spit, so why go drone? Spit master race
Exactly
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
Karmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
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superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
;)

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