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Post by Bancrose » 23 May 2018, 05:28

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Post by DefinitelyAlone0309 » 23 May 2018, 05:28

So scandalous
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Post by EchoingPhaser » 23 May 2018, 05:34

Resident German man gets absolutely MUNTED
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Post by Luftkommando » 23 May 2018, 05:44

I must say I stand on the Commander's side on this one. Bismarck is a damn fine ship in any case.
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Post by AmazinglyAmazing » 23 May 2018, 07:45

"Verdammt XO! How many times do I have to remind you- DON'T COME IN WITHOUT KNOCKING WHEN I'M FUCKING PLANNING!"

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Post by Twizz » 23 May 2018, 07:49

Goshdarnit Heinz, what did you this fuckin' time?! Ye bloody idiot, next time ID lock your darn Door! If ye are doing secret plans on your console ya need to do it in a professional manner.
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Post by RandomWriter » 23 May 2018, 07:52

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Post by Skimmy2 » 23 May 2018, 08:10

Its all fun and games until the Almayer becomes a girl.
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Post by Heckenshutze » 23 May 2018, 09:29

little did he knew that Jones was watching, all this time, in the dark.
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Post by Karmac » 23 May 2018, 09:56

god damn this makes me giggle
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Post by jusa297 » 23 May 2018, 13:42

Skimmy2 wrote: ↑
23 May 2018, 08:10
 Its all fun and games until the Almayer becomes a girl.
Too late.
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Re: local CO gets munted

Post by AmazinglyAmazing » 23 May 2018, 14:56

jusa297 wrote: ↑
23 May 2018, 13:42
 Too late.
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Post by Minimike » 23 May 2018, 15:26

This is a very Heinz thing to do. Pure Frenchmen don't do this though, thank the lord.
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Post by Royal Griffon » 23 May 2018, 15:55

"Heinz I think we need to talk about some things..."
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