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The Boonie hat story

Post by awan » 17 Dec 2018, 04:51

The boonie hat story
Have you ever heard the boonie hat story?
I thought not, It is not a story the USCM would tell you.
It is a marine legend.
Santa was a hero so powerful and so wise. He could use the unga to influence the universe to create boonie hats.
He had such a knowledge of the unga he could even keep the ones he cared about from being arrested by mp's.
The unga is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Now here the real story starts.
Thanks to some supernatural entity we refer to as Cakey boonie hats became a thing in our universe.
Santa did not have the power to create them out of nothing. But he did have the power to take what Cakey made and to give it to all.
So Santa chose the almayer as the first place to visit knowing Ryan 'Firebug' Sauderdale wanted boonie hats the most out of all.
When the ship came out of cryo Santa made sure to be there. But guess what. The (C)MP did not like him!
So he was standing there in CIC and they would not let him make an announcement and were giving him trouble.
That is why Santa made Ares tell the crew presents would be handed out in briefing.
This was an issue however as the power of the unga caused almost all marines in briefing to misbehave.
After a bit of a clash, a lot of disarming and such Santa and Ryan 'Firebug' Sauderdale got to talk.
And Ryan 'Firebug' Sauderdale asked for boonie hats and that is how all hats in the universe became boonie hats.
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Post by Build_R_ » 17 Dec 2018, 05:06

awan wrote:
17 Dec 2018, 04:51
He had such a knowledge of the unga he could even keep the ones he cared about from being arrested by mp's.
Is it possible to learn this power?
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Post by awan » 17 Dec 2018, 05:07

Build_R_ wrote:
17 Dec 2018, 05:06
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a captain soyboy
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Post by taketheshot56 » 17 Dec 2018, 06:16

The pathway of the developer leads to many abilities some would call....unnatural...
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Post by KingPhilipIII » 17 Dec 2018, 10:00

All of you make me ashamed to be apart of this community.
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Post by David Stormwell » 17 Dec 2018, 15:00

KingPhilipIII wrote:
17 Dec 2018, 10:00
All of you make me ashamed to be apart of this community.
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Post by Sleepy Retard » 17 Dec 2018, 15:55

it only took a year and 3 months
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