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>Files_access_log101
ERROR. ERROR. Unauthorized user.
>bypass_initiate_code45264a
Bypassing... Welcome. Playing audio clip #1.
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We have proceeded farther than projected. Soldiers have gathered a live specimen! Mr. Weyland would be pleased, and we are beginning our experiment on this one... "Five" as the others are calling it. We have injected it with a serum that should help it be a much better killing machine. The serum /should/ unlock latent memories that are usually shared in the hive so in the event of death, the next larva for this one's... 'mind' should, in theory, remember a past life. Hmm? Oh fuck me... Preliminary reports of 5's memories show it was the Ravager-caste responsible for a death of a platoon of marines on LV-582, they called it the 'Red Queen'. Keep working on Five, we have much to do.
Name: Xenomorph larva "Five"
Hive occupation: Slayer
Evolutionary path: Runner
Kill count: Thirty and climbing
Quirks: It seems to be a hit-and-run fighter, turning tail and all-out fleeing if things are going bad. Through /rough/ translations of its hissing and screeching, we have deduced it refers to itself as 'this one' and 'it'.
Flaws: As with all of its kind, it is physically perfect, but mentally, it seems to lack the drive of increasing its own hive's numbers. Instead, it goes for the kill each and every time. It has no sense of pride in itself, believing it to just be doing a job.
Forward this report to Doctor Groves, he needs to know. Perhaps this will help him with Six.
Audio clip ended. Security dispatched. Have a wonderful day and remember, secrets are our most valuable asset.
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Authorized access detected. Decrypting audio clip #2...
ERROR. ERROR. File corruption detected. Restore the file from back-ups (Y/N)?
>Y
Repairing. Estimated completion time: 4 days.
File corruption eliminated. Opening.
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Well, this is a momentous day. With the issue of Six resolved, we have gotten back to work on the remaining larvae. Four, as we lovingly call it, was subjected to the same serum that we used on Five. This has gone unusually smoothly, so somethings up... A klaxon goes off in the distance. Shut that alarm off and find the reason! We can't have Four agitated! Fuck, I'm hearing gunfire. I have to upload this to the private server quickly. Doctor Keyes signing off. Explosions occur, rather too close for comfort Wait wait wait, I can help you... Gunfire is heard and Doctor Keyes screaming. Wipe the memory. This facility needs to be purified.
Name: Xenomorph Larva "Four"
Hive Occupation: Defender
Evolutionary Path: Sentinel
Kill Count: Unknown
Quirks: It constantly repeats to itself that it lives to serve the hive and the Queen, no sense of self.
Flaws: It will go mad if its charges are under attack, often suicidal in nature.
Plant the warheads. The laboratory shall be cleansed of this vile practice.
Hacking attempt detected. Firewalls erected.
ERROR. ERROR. Firewall bypassed. Opening Audio Log #3.
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This is Corporal Borealis of the NIRA. We have taken control of the facility that houses this log. This is a message to all Weyland-Yutani operatives: Your practice will end. We will keep attacking until your network of lies and deceit implodes upon itself. As to show our proof, I will release the logs contained on this computer. You have been warned, any attempt to stop the NIRA will be met with complete and absolute failure. Play the log, Sergeant. Sir yes sir. In the wake of the facility that Four lived in being attacked, we have tightened the security here. I will keep the logs encrypted and short, so here we go.
Name: Xenomorph Larva "Three"
Hive Occupation: Artillery
Evolutionary Path: Sentinel
Kill Count: Unknown
Quirks: Once it has established a good vantage point, it will not move, short of death itself.
Flaws: It is slow, can glow in the dark and easy to chase down.
You have been warned. NIRA Corporal Borealis out.
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1