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USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Xurphorus » 19 Jul 2016, 05:06

*Sounds of beeping can be heard from a communicator* Eugh....agh...Blast this infuriating piece of junk! *Banging against metal can be heard, the beeping stops afterwards* Ah, that's betah' These gits from NIRA keep tryna' contact me during tha' mission! *Sounds of a mans voice can be heard over the communicator* Damn, now I went and answered the call by mistake. *The man continues to speak over comms* I can undah'stand ya, you blasted git. You nearly gave away my god forsaken position tuh' these good fo' nuttin lizards. Those Wey-Yu bastards got back to me, they are sending a team of their PMCs here tuh' investigate the disappearances. Somethins' nawt roight here', I found smaller wildlife with open holes in their chests and some of them without their skins. If those Wey-Yu bastards don't get me off this blasted rawk, you gits bettah'. *Sounds of the mans voice can be heard through the buzzing of the comms* Yea, I gawt some weapons, I got my bloody Fire Axe I like to call Bessie, she never failed me back in the war, she wont fail me here. I'll continue to keep you nags posted of my progress /afta'/ I'm off this planet. *A beep can be heard as a button is pushed* Now that's out of the way I can go back tuh' gathering supplies for my shack. *A loud screeching sound can be heard coming from the distance* I hear you, ya' damn bitch! I dare ya' big arse to come across my rivah! I'll gut ya, like I did the last lizard that tried taking me!

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*Sounds of tapping against a communications console can be heard*....This is Hardy, I-I uhh, I intercepted a message coming from a short range communicator, It...it was the Staff Sergeant, he's planning to regroup his team somewhere near the point of abduction, I believe he's planning to retrieve the captive... *Sounds of a man's voice can be heard coming from the console* I understand sir, I will have the captive prepped for transport. Sir, I have some other news. I have gotten word that Agent Carson is trying to have a meeting with the Chairman, is this acceptable to our plans? *Yelling can be heard over the comms* Calm down sir, I will have it looked into. I will accompany Carson on the Sulaco to observe his actions personally. *More talking can be heard with some minor interference* Yes sir, I will continue to operate under the guise of a Marine, luckily I have made some friends on the Sulaco to fortify my cover. Agent Hardy out...*Communications cut off* Good grief Xur, what have you gotten involved with this time...


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*Sounds of beeping can be heard repeating, then abruptly stopping* Hmmm...We've lost the signal with the Combat drone, do you have its last transmitted location? *Sounds of a woman talking can be heard*...Very good, gather a team of scouts, and load the footage recorded from both Synths, I want to know who it was that took them out, and what exactly did they find at the Living complex. *The woman continues to speak* No,... Don't notify the Director nor the other Agent assigned to this mission, I want to see what happens before I give them any further information on the matter. *Beeping can be heard coming from a console* This is Carson, what is it? *Sounds of a man can be heard over the comms* What do you mean you found some disturbing information concerning the contact on LV-624, and what exactly is his involvement with NIRA... *The talking continues* This is troubling news for us at the company,...send word to the corporate agent living on the colony. Also give the PMC group being sent a secondary objective,...I want them to /Kill Tyler Borealis/... -Carson out

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Focks » 19 Jul 2016, 08:30

Just when you least expect it, another episode of the USCM Archives comes up. Keep up the fabulous action hero writing, it's interesting to see different characters included sometimes in unexpected ways, always looking forward to seeing it continue

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Kavlo » 19 Jul 2016, 14:09

As always these are really good Xur!
Did notice some broken formatting in Log 6 , may wanna fix that.
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Post by Azmodan412 » 19 Jul 2016, 16:00

TEM SYNTHS AIN'T GEETIN M'ALOIVE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 19 Jul 2016, 18:31

As always, you don't dissapoint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dA6plQFKzY Scotty Hardy: Resident loud mouth, smart assed Irishman. Image Gahn'tha-cte Bhu'ja: Honorable duelist, beserker charger, jungle hunter.

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Sadokist » 19 Jul 2016, 19:36

this is awesome, MOAR

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Azmodan412 » 19 Jul 2016, 23:00

Also, Bill fucking Carson.

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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Focks » 19 Jul 2016, 23:52

It's why it works, Carson is the shadiest motherfucker ever

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 20 Jul 2016, 01:08

Azmodan412 wrote:Also, Bill fucking Carson.

10/10 Shady CL, 5/10 command.
I have placed request for a gruesome death of carson in this series, or any of it's related ones. I hope for it to be detailed.
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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by MikeHdez97 » 20 Jul 2016, 12:22

man oh man! this is fucking great! i loved it
“ Fuck that, he aint dead! This motherfucker is a tank! He's been through worse! ”
i am fucking mexican tank :heart:

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Xurphorus » 20 Jul 2016, 14:10

Kavlo wrote:As always these are really good Xur!
Did notice some broken formatting in Log 6 , may wanna fix that.
Thanks for the heads up.

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Re: USCM Mission Archives #6

Post by Xurphorus » 20 Jul 2016, 14:12

I will be making a 6.3, 6.5, and a 6.8 soon.

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Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 20 Jul 2016, 14:59

MikeHdez97 wrote:man oh man! this is fucking great! i loved it
“ Fuck that, he aint dead! This motherfucker is a tank! He's been through worse! ”
i am fucking mexican tank :heart:
You are best sniper bro.
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Post by MikeHdez97 » 02 Aug 2016, 23:03

ShortTemperedLeprechaun wrote: You are best sniper bro.
We are, bro ;D
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Post by ShortTemperedLeprechaun » 02 Aug 2016, 23:04

MikeHdez97 wrote: We are bro ;D
Insert team music here
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