Prompt me!

[TheMusician321]

Trying to get better at writing, give me something like (You are trapped in a room with a potato, how do you get out?) and i'll turn it into a story.

[Joe4444]

you have an SMG with a single mag against 2 drones and a runner,what do you do?

[danmax67]

You're trapped in a white room,the walls and floors seemingly made of pillows. A giant TV screen sits before you,playing the audio, "Hi,Billy Mays here with..." Billy Mays' magnificent voice rings through your ears,spreading advertisements for different products through your head. How do you escape? You also have a straight jacket.

[coroneljones]

You are a bald squad standard from redshirt squad, the attachments vendor is empty and theres no RO, what do you do

[InterroLouis]

Everyone but you is Saul Freytia and you're the RO, tell us the story of how you avoided a riot.

[TheMusician321]

AN: This is for Joe4444.

Shit I say to myself, peeking out the corner, I spot two of the lizard's working caste huddling over my fallen battle-buddy, a third one appears to be a lookout, I spot one of them, black as the night create a thick wall of oozing purple slime that seems to be quite hard to break, I think over my options, do I go out and trust in my skills? My M39 SMG still has a full mag, enough to kill two, maybe all three of them, but will I get any hits? Or should I wait for backup, and let those filthy black lizards have their way with my friend, Go the warrior in me says, SCREAMS, I'm a coward if I sit here and wait, if I sit here and wait as these fucking lizards orally face rape my squad mate.

CRACK! goes the head of a lizard, as the 10mm bullet makes contact with it and continues on through it's skull, POP! POP! POP! I fire a burst into the second worker's chest, I feel the floor shake as their forms crumble to the ground unmoving, I hear a hissing noise and I spun around to meet face to face with the third lizard, a warrior caste, it's powerful legs crouch as it readies to pounce me down to the ground, to avenge it's comrades, I don't hesitate, I don't freeze.

POP! POP! POP! goes my gun.

It's over, they're dead, I run to check on my battle-buddy who's lying face down in a pile of blood, his armor torn to pieces by their vicious sharp claws, I curse silently as I pick up his M4A1 Pulse Rifle off the floor.

CHK! I look down, and see a wicked red spike go through my chest, the last thing I see is the disgusting, hideous face of the working drone, acidic blood still pouring from the wound in the back of his head.

Wafflecones, I think to myself, I forgot about the weeds.

[TheMusician321]

AN: This is for CoronelJones

Blank my eyes are as I stare into the vendor's console. "It's empty", the man in the armor with the two-striped helmet says his voice with harboring a deep and obvious sorrow, I look at him blankly and ask "how do i get guns?" he looks at me funnily, and asks me to take off my helmet, I barely manage to take it off and spend the next two minutes trying to throw it at him in anger, missing several times, how dare he tell ME to do something, the little shit waffle, his skill is making me envy him as he effortlessly catches it out of the air, he looks at my head, looks at the brown and green jumpsuit I am wearing and sighs deeply, "Fuck me" I hear him murmur into the weird ear piece he is wearing as I walk towards the disposals bin and sit inside it, crying because of how unintelligent I am to not use the adminhelp command to ask for help on how to play, I hit the weird lever because i like hearing the sound, the last thing I hear before I fall into the disposal pipes was the man with the helmet saying

"...Maintenace to disposals..."

[TheMusician321]

@InterroLouis, I haven't had much experience with Salt Freytia so I dunno the kind of stuff he does when he doesn't get his attachments, i'll try anyway.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ATTACHMENTS!?!!?" says Saul Freytia #1, here we go again I think to myself, it's a fucking Saul round and CoronelJones decided to perform a social experiment where he takes away the attachments vendor, "HEY THE RO IS HIDING THE ATTACHMENT VENDOR!" says Saul Freytia #7 as he peers over Saul #5 and 3, the crowd of Sauls starts to get rowdy, one in the corner throwing a tantrum, the other one attempting to wrestle a taser from Saul MP #3, Saul #8 is having a mental breakdown in the middle of the lobby, burning himself with a lighter repeatedly while kicking Saul #16 in the groin, I stealthily go around the back towards Cryogenics and start making my way to Engineering, I manage to convince the Saul Technicians to give me an igniter,a welder and a phoron tank.

I start walking towards the crowd of Sauls, with Saul #6 in the middle of the crowd with a pistol in his mouth with his finger wrapped around the trigger and the crowd of Sauls around him screeching at him to do pull it "like the little faggot he is" I breathe in and gather air in my lungs and ready a screech of my own.

"GUYS! I FOUND THE ATTACHMENTS VENDOR!" i scream into the crowd, all of a sudden all the Sauls turn to look at me, even the Saul in the corner stops crying and starts staring intensely in my direction, I take off running towards Engineering storage, bolting inside with the phoron tank following behind me, all of the Sauls with feverished faces following with the passion of a thousand Freemysoul's about to let loose a nuke that could crash the server, I wait for all the Sauls to go inside, their faces confused, no longer having their orgasms over the potential attachments that awaits them, I weld the door shut and walk calmly towards the phoron tank.

"Where's the attachments faggot?" Says Saul #13, I say nothing as I set the phoron tank's release pressure to 3000 KPa and open the valve, the phoron starts to fill the room at an incredible rate, the Sauls are screeching now, attempting to tackle me, to push me on the ground and lynch me, I let loose a big and hearty laugh, as I press the button on the igniter, the last thing I see is the screaming face of Saul #8, attempting to kick me in the groin before my eyeballs erupt into flames, They can't riot if they're all dead.

[Martzin]

you're the last marine on the Sulaco full of iron bears and 1 ancient hunter. how do you get out?

[Tristan63]

You are a Donald trump supporter who got forced to go to a hillary rally. What do you do?

[crono23]

Due to a grievous error, the Iron Bear ERT spawned without a drop of Vodka. How does it all go horribly wrong?

[TheKillerAnt]

You are a marine who just shot 5 guys with an AP round, they're trying to kill you. what do you do?

[Desolane900]

Your story involving a Sulaco of Sauls is flawed in the fact that the MP Saul would outrobust the entire universe and none of the Sauls fought each other nor improperly escalated into an unauthorized mutiny. For shame. Other than that, I lost my shit in the middle of class so +1 GG. Next make a story about Saul Freytia ERPing with a Queen. Gg no re

[YungCuz]

oh my god these stories help

[freemysoul]

Locking down the thread until a Head of Staff can get around to this.