Story of the Saulth Kind - Dumb 'Fat' Guy

[Desolane900]

The Logs: http://pastebin.com/czudCxEP

>be me couple months ago
>notice CO is named Dumb 'Fat' Guy
>no admins online
>antigrief.noice
>game progresses as normal
>marines getting cucked
>CO is off shooting some body in briefing
>invites people to shoot body with him
>walk up next to him
>grip shotgun
>hands shaking with anticipation
>blast CO griefer point blank with inced slug
>fuck his shit six ways from Sunday
>lmao.larva
>run off to planet
>CO is screaming about Mathias
>autism stops leaking
>realizes it was me
>spells my name wrong like 4 times
>i'm busy fighting xeno scum
>unaware of mutiny I caused
>xenos are boarding Sulaco
>people refuse to fight xeno scum
>instead they just hunt for the CO like a gym teacher on penis inspection day
>every crevice is searched
>turns out CO is just busy microwaving pizza
>mfw I sparked a mutiny with one slug

[YungCuz]

It was the slug that sparked a revolution

[notasyndie]

It takes a spark to start the flame.....