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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Mister Jeether » 15 Apr 2017, 13:06

Crab_Spider wrote:The riot shields block chance is 1/5, and usually when I'm dealing with sentinels, they're much faster on and off weeds. The neurotoxin projectile is also equal to buckshot, but because buckshot has a stun range within 2 tiles, with it also being rather short, the sentinel takes the advantage.
As long as they take the advantage,at the moment i was fighting the sentinels,i wasn't alone,there were other pulse rifle marines around,so if the sentinel got stunned in such an environment,he could potentially die,when i stunned one of the sentinels that round,he spitted so much at me that he just ran out of plasma,and he was already heavily injured,so i just had to stalk him down and finish him.

PS: When you are using gyro in a 2 handed weapon,you won't receive the wielding delay,so you will pretty much have the same,if not,superior speed then sentinels.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Cry of Wolves » 26 Apr 2017, 16:39

I was an engineer with a Gyro slug shotty and it was April Fools day. Throw back map of the Nostromo was on and it was fucking awesome. Anyhow, I helped set up Fort Autism and was holding the East Hallway leading to the lobby. We were being pushed back hard and was under constant barrage of Gas clouds. Me, a spec smart gunner, and a standard marine named Wolf or something (he is important later and was using a slug shotty also) were holding the line. I had killed 2 runners, 1 Spitter, and a Hunter. A Crusher charges down at me a mach speed. I side stepped and watched the crusher slam into a plasteel barricade and got lit the fuck up. Gibbed and some of the blood splattered on me. I had to keep going.

I pushed the line and begin placing mines to help stop any pushes. I place the mine and was immediately pounced by a runner. Another backstep and the mine blew up and crit the Runner. Slug him and carry on my mission. The mines were set and my smart gunner pulled back. Wolf accidently slugs me in the back and launches me into the hoard. I was lucky to shrug off the pain and continue fighting. Another marine was retreating and gotten hugged by a Carrier. I slug the carrier and rush to the down marine. I pull him into the small supply closet as a gas cloud spills out and nearly consume me and the marine.

I can't wake him up without being attacked. I pry the hugger off his face and pray he can walk. Hugger comes off and I kill it. He not waking up, but he's breathing. I grab him and drag his ass back to fort autism. I reach the barricade of the of the mounted MG and I hear the heavy footsteps of a crusher. It's too late, he slams into me and I fly past the MG gunner and into a marine. My right hand was torn off and my left leg was gone from sight. I'm barely alive and consciousness as the MG lays waste to the crusher and gibs it to the Great Hive in the Sky.

I was evac'd and was later killed by Admin bologna via destroying the escape pod in half.

TL;DR I kicked ass as an engineer with the shotty. KD: 9/1

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Post by Simo94 » 26 Apr 2017, 17:02

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Post by spartanbobby » 26 Apr 2017, 17:31

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Post by SagaSword » 26 Apr 2017, 17:56

I made a medbot.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Asmodius » 28 Apr 2017, 01:01

You kids are in for a good one here.

Me being me, Thor and all that good shit, I like to use melee weapons and basically CQC whenever I can, but, this involves none of that. I had the pleasant experience of being a Smartgunner and getting face-hugged and dragged off, normally, this is where most people's stories end, right?

WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.

My robust ass doesn't like waiting around for death, but, instead of me being SL and ordering an OB onto myself like the usual, I was planted next to another random PFC who was in the same predicament as I, nested and egged. What a shame for the both us, so, as being a good Marine goes, I tell him over comms to sync his break free of the next with mine. But this robust little fucking PFC doesn't listen to me, pulls out his backup pump and proceeds to launch buckshot into a spitter to kill it. Keep in mind, we're deep in the Alien territory. I break free soon after and pop out the Smartgun, blasting into the nest and generally fucking up all the Resin around us. This process eventually led to the shredded bodies of approximately three more Ayy's. Here we are, a random PFC and the SPC breaking free and kicking ass all at the same time. We eventually make it back over the river and back to Hydro, where surprise, Marines evacuated and left only more Xeno's behind, great. Naturally, Xeno's go fuck themselves when they see a smart gunner and run off, not wanting to die. I had the pleasant experience of meeting a PFC (No Names, but, I will give him a different alias, 'nuL dredD' with a barrel charged pump slug shotgun. I had apparently gotten into his way, to where he, quote, yelled, "MOVE!" and blasted me in the chest with the slug round, instantly shattering my chest and leaving me to die after I had proceeded to chase off several aliens.

My PFC buddy got fucked up and the shitty PFC who shot me promptly received a mauling from a Ravager, thus ending my robustness, the PFC's robustness, and his assholeness. Think he got banned too or something, I'unno.

Ain't life swell.

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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Moon Tune » 28 Apr 2017, 10:22

Asmodius wrote: -
Oh fug, I was the PFC who broke out with you. A few weeks already passed since that happened, didn't they? I never even thought that moment was so robust, but I only realized now how many xenos we actually killed while breaking out.
I was actually killed from the larva bursting outta me. I knew I was doomed, so I tried hunting down that slow ass Boiler after getting out of hydro, but was tackle spammed in the process by two other ayys.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by wolph123 » 28 Apr 2017, 10:42

escaped a hive while saving 5 or 7 marines captured, killing 3 xenos, a sentinel and 2 spitters in the process, only 3 survived, the others bursted on their way back to the ship

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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by James5734 » 04 May 2017, 07:59

The most robust thing I've done in recent memory is robusting a sentinel as CL with the only light being that of my lighter.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Crab_Spider » 04 May 2017, 10:22

Last week, on a Thursday, I once punched Boris Kamerer, got into a fight with him, and killed him. How? By punching him to death. I wish I could do that shit again.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by NoahKirchner » 04 May 2017, 10:22

Crab_Spider wrote:Last week, on a Thursday, I once punched Boris Kamerer, got into a fight with him, and killed him. How? By punching him to death. I wish I could do that shit again.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by MrJJJ » 04 May 2017, 10:28

He beat a powergamer to death
I am inclined to think he had armor he didin't know about.

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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by Crab_Spider » 04 May 2017, 11:28

MrJJJ wrote:He beat a powergamer to death
I am inclined to think he had armor he didin't know about.
Just basic M3 pattern Marine armor and Delta squad gloves. :)
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Post by SagaSword » 04 May 2017, 15:10

Crab_Spider wrote:Just basic M3 pattern Marine armor and Delta squad gloves. :)
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Post by MrMafioso » 04 May 2017, 15:37

I lead the research tribe into victory on my first ever tribal match and I was leader (ofc) we beat off the security tribe as they attacked us at first, though a small force - We also ended leading a unified tribe of ourselves, the stalker and engineering tribe against the Alaymer and LZ major tribe, we won that war and beat em back to the Alaymer but it ended with the Deathsquad surrounding us from the caves and the front thus beating us, but not before we killed 3 of em! - I was also the last leader alive to die what was nice
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Post by David Attenbruv » 04 May 2017, 17:21

MrMafioso wrote:I lead the research tribe into victory on my first ever tribal match and I was leader (ofc) we beat off the security tribe as they attacked us at first, though a small force - We also ended leading a unified tribe of ourselves, the stalker and engineering tribe against the Alaymer and LZ major tribe, we won that war and beat em back to the Alaymer but it ended with the Deathsquad surrounding us from the caves and the front thus beating us, but not before we killed 3 of em! - I was also the last leader alive to die what was nice
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Post by TheMusician321 » 05 May 2017, 13:02

i beat a young hunter to death with a tool box as a survivor.
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Post by James5734 » 05 May 2017, 13:38

TheMusician321 wrote:i beat a young hunter to death with a tool box as a survivor.
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Post by SagaSword » 05 May 2017, 14:38

TheMusician321 wrote:i beat a young hunter to death with a tool box as a survivor.
That's some pure SS13 Robust skillz right there.
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Post by MrMafioso » 05 May 2017, 15:01

David Attenbruv wrote:OG Tribe - Cave Tribe is the best Tribe. This isn't a opinion, it's science.
Nah we were the real og's the holy order of monkey 226 was the greatest, also didn't see you in the mad war (u probably had a few good old wars on it)
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Post by TheMusician321 » 05 May 2017, 17:32

James5734 wrote:Greytide LV wide
It was pretty funny, he brought two huggers that just bounced off my weld mask as i smacked him with the toolbox, guess he didnt think itd do damage.
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Re: The most robust thing you've ever done

Post by SpaceFarer » 05 May 2017, 19:38

One time on paradise station I joined the round late as an assistant to see most of the ship was breached and the shuttle was on its way. As I walked down the first hallway I spotted a nuke op in tool storage. Took him out with a pro disarm and stole all his shit and assumed his identity. Ended up killing all the other ops and disarming the nuke in time to ride the shuttle home in peace.

Also had some crazy wizard, abductor, cult, gang, and changeling rounds that all utilized some of my robustitude.

On CM I've killed a couple rav's with a knife, assassinated the queen after a scream in front of several support xenos once or twice, and so on. But I would say my most robust moments have been on standard SS13 servers.

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Post by SagaSword » 06 May 2017, 14:17

I 1v1'd a mature crusher to death with an Axe, that's why they call me Chopper :P
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Post by SaltyMouthful » 07 May 2017, 00:09

Was on the Almayer with no O2, having had just been pinned by a mature runner with a hugger on my face moments prior. Took the shotgun I was carrying to beat the mature runner to death. Climbed up the ladder and charged into a bunch of aliens, went out in a blaze of glory. However this is weak shit compared to what I've seen from others.
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Post by Dions » 10 May 2017, 04:53

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