MPs don't need drugs?

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 15 May 2017, 13:43

You know the saying "winners don't do drugs"? Well I like the sentiment of it, and it regulates what Marines do, but what about MPs who, actually have to be at a given area in a short amount of time? The brig is at the West point of the ship, and to get there, you have to go through the Hangar, and it takes approximately 50 seconds to get there from the East side of the ship. If you want to prevent a crime or catch a perpetrator, it is absolutely imperative you get there as QUICK as possible, so why exactly is banning Commander and Medical Director approved stimulants from Military Police, or shaming those who request them, even a thing?

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 15 May 2017, 13:47

lol what

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 15 May 2017, 13:48

NoahKirchner wrote:lol what

I get bored.

kooarbiter · Post by **kooarbiter** » 16 May 2017, 00:58

Because the true mp knows that the proper way to travel is disposals

Post by **Steelpoint** » 16 May 2017, 01:59

The true MP should be patrolling the ship not waiting in the brig.

Swagile · Post by **Swagile** » 16 May 2017, 02:04

The true MP uses Security Camera's to know when and where a crime is about to happen before it happens, so they don't have to use filthy drugs like those peasant marines.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 16 May 2017, 06:44

Swagile wrote:The true MP uses Security Camera's to know when and where a crime is about to happen before it happens, so they don't have to use filthy drugs like those peasant marines.

Weren't you pro peri distribution? You filthy hypocrite.

Swagile · Post by **Swagile** » 16 May 2017, 12:47

Crab_Spider wrote:Weren't you pro peri distribution? You filthy hypocrite.

Hyperzine I can live without, Peri I cannot.

Hyperzine is the drug that makes you super fast.

TheMaskedMan2 · Post by **TheMaskedMan2** » 16 May 2017, 13:30

Swagile wrote:Hyperzine I can live without, Peri I cannot.

Hyperzine is the drug that makes you super fast.

Meh, I don't need Peri as a medic but it's nice. I can easily keep someone alive without Peri, but they'll need evac. Which they usually do cause if your lungs or brain is fucked you usually have a fracture.

Supermichael777 · Post by **Supermichael777** » 17 May 2017, 15:55

I'mpling that the MP ever needs to be anything other then medicals triage enforcement man

Cash7800 · Post by **Cash7800** » 21 May 2017, 07:14

Why would you evac someone over fractures??

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 21 May 2017, 08:23

Cash7800 wrote:Why would you evac someone over fractures??

Yeah, i know its good to evac and all when the guy has like, say 3 fracture or more, but you fail as a medic you start evacing people who have one broken bone.

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