How to kill military police аnd not get baned

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Re: How to kill military police аnd not get baned

Post by Vedartha » 13 Jul 2017, 20:39

taketheshot56 wrote:No I do, I watched the MT in question come out of cryo and start walking, it was then that he was tased and dragged away without a word, and no you do have to follow MP no matter what, ive been warned numerous times for handcuffing a suspect before telling him his charge. If he resists you are to taze cuff and inform them of the charge, none of this was followed.
You did not understand me. When I say to not follow procedure I refer to the procedure for compliant people. As I said, the only thing that MP did wrong, in the case the MT was not compliant is telling him his charges and it could be that the MP said the charges before.

I mean...it's very strange that a MP will taze someone just out of cryo and arrest him without getting a job ban. The MP could not explain it to the admin in any way to save his ass, so, either that MP got a job ban or you don't know the whole thing.

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Re: How to kill military police аnd not get baned

Post by taketheshot56 » 13 Jul 2017, 20:58

Vedartha wrote:You did not understand me. When I say to not follow procedure I refer to the procedure for compliant people. As I said, the only thing that MP did wrong, in the case the MT was not compliant is telling him his charges and it could be that the MP said the charges before.

I mean...it's very strange that a MP will taze someone just out of cryo and arrest him without getting a job ban. The MP could not explain it to the admin in any way to save his ass, so, either that MP got a job ban or you don't know the whole thing.
Im sure he was talked to and threatened with one seeing as the MT was forced to be released within 5 minutes of his perma sentence, and I dont think you understand the whole thing that happened that round.
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Re: How to kill military police аnd not get baned

Post by Vedartha » 13 Jul 2017, 21:03

taketheshot56 wrote:Im sure he was talked to and threatened with one seeing as the MT was forced to be released within 5 minutes of his perma sentence, and I dont think you understand the whole thing that happened that round.
Not at all. The MT being released doesnt mean admin intervetion, could be the CMP who released the MT.

I don't have anything to understand about that. I know some people get salty at MP (and security in standard ss13) cause they're like a ''fun blocker'' of some sort. But these roles exist for a reason and they are closely watched cause they got power to fuck the round for some people. If a MP screws up big time, they will sure recieve a bwoink and then it depends on the conversation and how the MP can defend what he did. If there's no defense, it's likely they will recibe a job ban and that's okay.

I mean, I don't even know what else do you want. It's not enough being on risk of a job ban for doing bad your job (the other jobs don't have that at all)

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Post by Mark Wilson » 14 Jul 2017, 01:34

You should never kill MPs unless you are in a mutiny
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Post by misto » 14 Jul 2017, 03:02

well op i guess theres your answer, round up however many additional players you need and contact the admins to ask permission to stage a mutiny, and voila you will probably be getting shot at by the MPs before long, and thus be clear to shoot back in self defense

its a pretty awkward system

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Post by Troika » 14 Jul 2017, 06:45

Find 5-6 other marines to back you and you can revolt against the shitty MP tyranny all you want. It's right there in the rules.
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Post by darkwahn » 14 Jul 2017, 15:32

Vedartha wrote:snip
Nah, it's the MP's being shitters, there's a reason why there are people who play MP without being trashies who don't have admin issues.
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Post by Symbiosis » 14 Jul 2017, 15:46

Troika wrote:Find 5-6 other marines to back you and you can revolt against the shitty MP tyranny all you want. It's right there in the rules.
With legitimate reasoning. You can't mutiny because you were arrested for carrying a weapon and not complying or fleeing arrest.

If they want to execute you for fleeing the planet when it was crazy and IC for you to do so, then you have a legitimate reason.

If they're executing people for insults, then you have a legitimate reason.

You wouldn't go on a murder spree against the Police because they arrested you for thirty minutes for doing something stupid.
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Post by FelixG » 15 Jul 2017, 09:38

Why bother, if they are really shitcurity xenos will come very soon and kill them all. So I ques relax and when its time to EVAC, close pod doors in front of MP.
Alternately be a general nuisance. Demand medical treatment, command appeal, lodly cite marine law, sing a song in a cell about how police is brutal and you're Innocent.

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Post by SagaSword » 15 Jul 2017, 11:43

How2getbannedasapwithveryforthelazy
1.disarm a MP
2.shit on 'em with whatever u have
3.tada!
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Post by Tidomann » 15 Jul 2017, 12:10

Oh- I just figured it out. It's really easy.

Be an alien. Or be a UPeePee, or BEAR Force, or CTF (the CLF sports team) or be PMC where the W-Y liaison had been brigged for saying poopy face to the CEmPeePee. Be a mercenary where the MPs won't pay you for each witty insult you say to the marines.

But if you are death squad, you should focus on perma-stunning the mps. Put them in straight jackets and then perma brig them

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Post by Boltersam » 15 Jul 2017, 12:14

Tidomann wrote: or BEAR Force
UPP replaced the bears, they no longer exist as an ERT.

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Post by TehSpoderman » 15 Jul 2017, 12:22

Boltersam wrote:UPP replaced the bears, they no longer exist as an ERT.
they do exist, but admin only events. Im surprised u didnt know. For shame.
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Post by solidfury7 » 15 Jul 2017, 14:04

There will always be people which try to use any role in power to subtly grief.

Just alert the administration to it and if they keep doing it, they'll be told to sort themselves out or they will alter the rules to cover the shirty behaviour.
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Post by Boltersam » 15 Jul 2017, 14:20

TehSpoderman wrote:they do exist, but admin only events. Im surprised u didnt know. For shame.
I said they no longer exist as an ERT. Not that they no longer exist. I'm not really surprised that you don't read posts properly

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Post by Tidomann » 15 Jul 2017, 14:24

Boltersam wrote:I said they no longer exist as an ERT. Not that they no longer exist. I'm not really surprised that you don't read posts properly
Can't tell if backtracking on a technicality or not.

Either way

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