Guide on how to deal with admirals

[Jackie Estegado]

A.K.A how to defeat other players just like in the old days of my MPing on other servers.

First off you need to get the Admiral angry at you, anything will do, they are pretty angry bunch at anything they don't like so just experiment. At this point you will get an execution ordered on you.
Step two leg it and wait for them to come to you, when they get close with weapons drawn warn them that you WILL defend yourself.

Now their equipment is vastly superior to anything what you have... everything BUT the taser gun.
Now what you have to do is draw upon all the knowledge of Shitsecuritying years ago on now dead servers. Get molded by it, let it form you.
Then hide behind a corner, with an obstruction preferable and in a place where they will have to form a single line.
Now, there tend to only be 2 bodyguards with the admiral, this is not a problem, because they are usualy less competent than your average marine, which is VERY low.
Plus your taser gun has a very high accuracy on close targets, so when one gets within 4 tile range, just one shot, and they are down. Ofcourse with the intelligence of a zombie the other two will quickly try to rush you, for WHATEVER reason, this allows you to easily down them before the first one gets up. After they are all down go through them with your stunbaton, and cuff them all to a chair/bed.

What this entails? Admins should only spawn admirals with actualy competent bodyguards.

[Swagile]

I was once a Admiral bodyguard.

I was so paranoid of everything, yet it paid off when an MT tried to rush the Admiral and got ganked.

Then we died due to a stupid order to open fire on Freelancers in an enclosed space with no exits so I couldn't fully protect the admiral.