Good flavor texts.

[TehSpoderman]

What are some actual GOOD/not cringy flavor texts?

[Challenger]

Sadly good immersive flavor texts are hard to come by. Here's two good ones.





And one that's bad in a funny way, like they're answering a dating questionnaire:

[Sleepy Retard]

"The young marine can’t be more than twenty, standing at 5’7 with hazel eyes, and carrying herself with ready confidence. Her unremarkable face is rarely seen without a broad, genuine smile. At some point she’s taken the time to pluck and arch her eyebrows, while her hair is dyed a vivid, non-regulation red. Darker brown roots are nonetheless betray her natural hair colour.

Someone has stencilled the words ‘Service with a smile!’ in bold white letters on the front of her helmet. A tattered playing card, a Queen of Hearts scrawled with illegible signatures, is stuck inside her helmet band. The backplate of her armour bears the words ‘Too cute to die. If found, please return to Neme-246’."

That's a good one I've seen. Really matches her character. A bad mar-nie who spends a bit too much time of her looks.

[Heckenshutze]

"In front of you there is a physical god, his lucious blond hair blowing out in the wind with his glazed colored lips. His uniform barely containing his 12 abs."

Flavor texts most of the times will just make you a snowflake nerd. It's better to have a short, simple text or none

[Moon Tune]

Still one of the best flavor texts out there.

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"Great Man. ATOMIC ENERGY IN ITS BLOOD!

I see that he has a very old scar behind his ear. This scar is not noticeable, but if you look closely...

Mhm, strange... Very strange. He has a tattoo!
This tattoo is in the form of a radiation sign. It is executed very neatly and beautifully, that you even forget about your problems.

I know for sure that you can rely on this person and trust your problems. His words and his behavior cause approval from me.

Aura. A good aura I feel around me when I stand next to him.What does it mean? I think that this is in its essence, in its flesh, a real man!

Why ATOM? Perhaps it is worth looking into the molecule. At its atomic core. There are NUCLEAR POWER that interact at very short distances. This interaction is so strong that it can not be broken.
Maybe then, this person I have a feeling ... Nuclear (ATOMIC) explosion, after all. This is a dangerous thing that can destroy any living thing...

It is for this that I respect him so much."

[Karmac]

Ill have to change my flavor text to "looks expendable"

[Mook476]

Ill have to change my flavor text to "looks expendable"

Good one hero.

[Damous]

"She stands at 8ft tall, completely fit, she is so beatiful and perfect, an actual godess among dirty and ugly marines. You will fall in love instantly"

T. every female flavor text ever

[Hulkamania]

Sadly good immersive flavor texts are hard to come by. Here's two good ones.





And one that's bad in a funny way, like they're answering a dating questionnaire:

These all amount to "put down a lot of words with flowery language" sadly grandiloquent lexicons do not denote good flavor text. Once you go past a sentence or two I pretty much think you're trying too hard to be a special snowflake when you're really just another cog in the machine.

[Skimmy2]

These all amount to "put down a lot of words with flowery language" sadly grandiloquent lexicons do not denote good flavor text. Once you go past a sentence or two I pretty much think you're trying too hard to be a special snowflake when you're really just another cog in the machine.

The problem is that we are all cogs in the machine spiraling down to doom, conformity, and entropy. Being "special" isint going to change that, nor diminishes the PTSD inducing horrors of war that we are suppose to be role playing the moment Timmy gets disemboweled.

[Heckenshutze]

Best flavor I saw was from a classic ss13 spessman looking marine (black hair, black eyes, standard white skin) which was: His armor reads EXPENDABLE.

[James5734]

Best flavor text is no flavor text at all

[Crab_Spider]

Best flavor text is no flavor text at all

[Jackrabbit]

Best flavor text is no flavor text at all

But I gotta be a snowflake man. I gotta!

[Gabe]

"Roughly 6' 4", green eyes, brown hair. Speaks with a Northern English accent."