Rolled survivor last round, ended up getting given freelancer armour and MAR 40s by an admin and being told that us survivors were now scavengers. I immediately meet up with another scavenger named Sage in the next room, and we get to work looting the armoury. We then decide to head out and loot the corporate dome, and on the way we hear gunshots. We investigate and save another nested scavenger named Clarke, and chase off a spitter. We feign a bit of ignorance at the xenos, but still decide to keep looting for that sweet sweet cash. End up stealing all the money from the corporate dome, then trying and failing to get into secure storage due to not having welding goggles. After a few sporadic contacts with xenos we manage to make it to medical, and begin to loot all the supplies because they'll fetch a nice price on the outer rim colonies.
Then just as we're packing up the crates to leave the marines arrive. We're greeted by a Sergeant, who notices the crates and weapons and quickly catches on that we're no colonists. We get into a standoff, but we're surrounded and outgunned and we know it. I decide the best way outta this situation is to talk our way out. We manage to talk our way out of looting charges as long as we give up the looted crates, and then talk our way into getting hired as contractors to assist with the mission. We walk over to the Alamo, and are told to disarm, after being reassured that we will get our weapons back, and that we won't be arrested once we get on the ship, we agree(although I still kept a .22 pistol hidden in my pocket just in case).
Once we load on the shuttle a young gung-ho private introduces himself and says he'll be our escort while on the Almayer. He's very motivated and optimistic, in contrast to our cynical freelancer attitudes, but he's a well meaning kid so we start to take a liking to him. Once on the Almayer we're greeted by the XO, who we bargain with for awhile and eventually agree to a payment of 6000 dollars, not bad for a days work. Now that we have the cash, we begin to stall for time and make our mission as easy and safe as possible. After all we're just a couple of Scavengers who managed to scam our way into a government contract. We stall for time talking to the CMO, and eventually buy some hyperzine pills for dirt cheap, intending to sell them later on the black market. Sage also manages to steal a few surgery tools from a crate which we immediately sell back to the CMO who is none the wiser. While this is going on the Private starts searching for us because he was charged with ensuring we do what we were paid for, and eventually we make our way back to the Alamo and prep to drop.
Once on the ground we fuck around in the FOB for awhile, then slowly make our way up to tfort, long after theres any real danger there. The private gets jumped during this time and we debate rescuing him because we feel really bad, but our mercenary instincts take over and we resort to looting a dead engineers body to look for C4 and welding goggles. With the welding goggles and C4 secure we start to head over to secure storage, only to hear that the private managed to escape the aliens and is now looking for us again. We run into him and the motherfucker is missing a hand, but is still extremely concerned with us finishing the mission. He was one of the most dedicated marines I've ever seen. This guy was near death and was still following his orders to-a-T. At this point a bioscan came out revealing that there were barely any xenos left, and the private, satisfied that we had completed our mission, went to get medical help.
Now with our escort out of the way, we finally made our way to secure storage, and after realizing we don't have the training to use C4, we cut our way in with tools. The round ended just as we broke in, now satisfied with a healthy paycheck, expensive drugs, and the promises of a WY vault full of precious metals.
The round felt like some kind of war comedy. 3 Looters talk their way out of getting shot and end up somehow scoring a government contract that they are grossly underqualified for by bullshitting. They try to find ways out of doing any actual work, while a determined but lovable Private chases them around, refusing to let anything stop him from making sure the mercs actually do some work.
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You said to say the least twice in a 2 paragraph post, my inner grammar Nazi is screamingUndeademon wrote: ↑06 Nov 2017, 05:31Few various moments, sometimes when I'm cornered, and I have someone with me, I offer them a suicide pill, so we don't suffer at the hands of those monsters. Had a moment with a patient, told them we're going to die, and if they wanted it to be quick. To say the least, it was.
My favorite moments, were a long time ago, when paracetamol didn't cause toxins, I could make a blend of Painkillers, that allowed me to traumatize operate on marines, while they were still conscious. To say the least, I was a brutal-ly effective doctor, who played show-and-tell with his patients. Didn't lose one patient.
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So, had my first round as a researcher, since the days Sulaco, yesterday.
Started out with everything working out fine, no other researchers showed up, the one doc who showed up was ssd half the time. So it was a rough time going right in.
Halfway in i finally got to do my job with other doc's coming in and other researchers arriving. spent my time talking to myself doing xeno autopsies.
Around 14:20 the other researchers brought in an ssd Xeno larva and stuffed him into the containment cells.
As history always repeats itself, someone entered the larva, turned into a drone, and started placing weeds all over his cell. What caught me off guard though was that the drone stopped there, didn't break the windows or start aciding anything, he just stared at me.
Due to the lack of a synth, I attempted to communicate with it through alternative ways(actions through the 'me' command) and surprisingly the drone responded positively, i began making motions pointing at the xenomorph which it copied. As we continued i started feeding it monkeys and even used the universal recorder to understand what it was talking about.
Eventually though the CO(who if I remember correctly was Balto) arrived and wanted too kill it when I protested saying it was tame he told me to go in with. I protested but after a spirited debate I agreed to let him do as he wishes. He opened the door with his flamethrower at the ready but instead of igniting the room he instead backed up and the alien walked out, looked from side to side, then grabbed a monkey that was walking around and returned to his cell. After this he allowed me to keep my "pet" and left, until what happens next.
Due to what I gathered as admin intervention the once calm drone shifted into a Queen, the cmo heard this and announced "we have a code scree" and almost instantly half the command staff, two marines, and the cmo herself entered my office guns at the ready, only to find the queen just simply stareing at them. Lt stone then proceeded to open containment and go inside the room with his "wife", who proceed to carress the Lt(after first stabbing him with her tail out of fear).
While we all stood around yelling about what to do with it the Queen whispered to us to free her and allow her to expand her hive, before we could start to freak out about this new power the aliens original Queen boarded the Alamo and went skyward, the marines pankied and started shooting, the Queen screamed and killed the CO and was then slaughtered by the remaining troops.
I stood by the queens corpse, contemplating what I had caused with my actions when suddenly a sentinel and a hunter entered the room, I simply stared and awaited my fate from the hissing aliens but instead of cut me down they walked up, grabbed the Queen and left me to my own devices. Didn't stab me or anything. So I went in to explore the Almayer with Aliens run to and fro around the ship and around me, just following me. Before we went further the admins ended the round and as such ends my story. This was the most fun I've ever had in this game, no doubt.
Started out with everything working out fine, no other researchers showed up, the one doc who showed up was ssd half the time. So it was a rough time going right in.
Halfway in i finally got to do my job with other doc's coming in and other researchers arriving. spent my time talking to myself doing xeno autopsies.
Around 14:20 the other researchers brought in an ssd Xeno larva and stuffed him into the containment cells.
As history always repeats itself, someone entered the larva, turned into a drone, and started placing weeds all over his cell. What caught me off guard though was that the drone stopped there, didn't break the windows or start aciding anything, he just stared at me.
Due to the lack of a synth, I attempted to communicate with it through alternative ways(actions through the 'me' command) and surprisingly the drone responded positively, i began making motions pointing at the xenomorph which it copied. As we continued i started feeding it monkeys and even used the universal recorder to understand what it was talking about.
Eventually though the CO(who if I remember correctly was Balto) arrived and wanted too kill it when I protested saying it was tame he told me to go in with. I protested but after a spirited debate I agreed to let him do as he wishes. He opened the door with his flamethrower at the ready but instead of igniting the room he instead backed up and the alien walked out, looked from side to side, then grabbed a monkey that was walking around and returned to his cell. After this he allowed me to keep my "pet" and left, until what happens next.
Due to what I gathered as admin intervention the once calm drone shifted into a Queen, the cmo heard this and announced "we have a code scree" and almost instantly half the command staff, two marines, and the cmo herself entered my office guns at the ready, only to find the queen just simply stareing at them. Lt stone then proceeded to open containment and go inside the room with his "wife", who proceed to carress the Lt(after first stabbing him with her tail out of fear).
While we all stood around yelling about what to do with it the Queen whispered to us to free her and allow her to expand her hive, before we could start to freak out about this new power the aliens original Queen boarded the Alamo and went skyward, the marines pankied and started shooting, the Queen screamed and killed the CO and was then slaughtered by the remaining troops.
I stood by the queens corpse, contemplating what I had caused with my actions when suddenly a sentinel and a hunter entered the room, I simply stared and awaited my fate from the hissing aliens but instead of cut me down they walked up, grabbed the Queen and left me to my own devices. Didn't stab me or anything. So I went in to explore the Almayer with Aliens run to and fro around the ship and around me, just following me. Before we went further the admins ended the round and as such ends my story. This was the most fun I've ever had in this game, no doubt.
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Re: Post Some of Ur RP Moments Here.
So you were that researcher, that somehow survived. How the hell did you not die to an edgy xeno?thatnewguy123 wrote: ↑08 Nov 2017, 18:17So, had my first round as a researcher, since the days Sulaco, yesterday.
Started out with everything working out fine, no other researchers showed up, the one doc who showed up was ssd half the time. So it was a rough time going right in.
Halfway in i finally got to do my job with other doc's coming in and other researchers arriving. spent my time talking to myself doing xeno autopsies.
Around 14:20 the other researchers brought in an ssd Xeno larva and stuffed him into the containment cells.
As history always repeats itself, someone entered the larva, turned into a drone, and started placing weeds all over his cell. What caught me off guard though was that the drone stopped there, didn't break the windows or aciding anything, he just stared at me.
Due to the lack of a synth, I attempted to communicate with it through alternative ways(actions through the 'me' command) and surprisingly the drone responded positively, i began making motions pointing at the xenomorph which it copied. As we continued i started feeding it monkeys and even used the universal recorder to understand what it was talking about.
Eventually though the CO(who if I remember correctly was Balto) arrived and wanted too kill it when I protested saying it was tame he told me to go in with. I protested but after a spirited debate I agreed to let him do as he wishes. He opened the door with his flamethrower at the ready but instead of igniting the room he instead backed up and the alien walked out, looked from side to side, then grabbed a monkey that was walking around and returned to his cell. After this he allowed me to keep my "pet" and left, until what happens next.
Due to what I gathered as admin intervention the once calm drone shifted into a Queen, the com heard this and announced "we have a code scree" and almost instantly half the command staff, two marines, and the cmo herself entered my office guns at the ready, only to find the queen just simply stareing at them. Lt stone then proceeded to open containment and go inside the room with his "wife", who proceed to carress the Lt(after first stabbing him with her tail out of fear).
While we all stood around yelling about what to do with it the Queen whispered to us to free her and allow her to expand her hive, before we could start to freak out about this new power the aliens original Queen boarded the Alamo and went skyward, the marines pankied and started shooting, the Queen screamed and killed the CO and was then slaughtered by the remaining troops.
I stood by the queens corpse, contemplating what I had caused with my actions when suddenly a sentinel and a hunter entered the room, I simply stared and awaited my fate from the hissing aliens but instead of cut me down they walked up, grabbed the Queen and left me to my own devices. Didn't stab me or anything. So I went in to explore the Almayer with Aliens run to and fro around the ship and around me, just following me. Before we went further the admins ended the round and as such ends my story. This was the most fun I've ever had in this game, no doubt.
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The other day the XO died and all the other officers(myself included) wanted to Evac, but ARES wouldn't let us. So me and a PO went to the ARES control room to get him to allow us to. Now the PO left to get drunk and most people were dead sooo, i started screaming at ARES (to no avail; of course) then i tried stabbing it with a knife then after no response the drunk PO started screaming over the radio that we needed to kill ARES (i also thought the doors would unlock (i was trapped in the room)) so i shot him...it blew up...big style...i was crit but EVAC still couldn't be triggered and i was still trapped.
Then acid started burning through the doors so befor the aliens could get me i gave myself a pistol mouthwash.
Then acid started burning through the doors so befor the aliens could get me i gave myself a pistol mouthwash.
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or the crazy irish SO
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Had a 6 hour MP lowpop round with no real crime and decided to help in medbay, which was always full or wounded and had one doctor most of the round. During the round I worked alongside a medic with a fractured skull that was preforming the basic aid and triage and the doctor who spent just about every second in surgery. Most of the interaction between me and the medic was them insulting me and me shrugging it off or chatting when the doc and medic had a small break. In those 6 hours we lost comms and a queen somehow set up a nest on the ship by itself. The CMP managed to critical it and set me up to finish the kill as they fell back to reload when we went hunting. After the fight I accidentally walked into an egg and I was one of 4 infected and the doctor had to preform a quadruple larva removal surgery and did so flawlessly. Eventually to end the round everyone that could fight was sent down including the medic. I tried to tell the SO forcing them to go down medbay needed them and so did the doctor but it was no use. The SO forced them down with no intel on where the xenos or marines were, it sounded like a suicide mission. The doctor and the medic had become honorary sisters and the doctor wasn't happy the medic was forced down. Out of a sense of loyalty to the doctor and the medic I decided to go down and watch the medic's back. During the battle I saw them get screeched with a incendiary grenade going off. I ran into the fire to get them out only to catch on fire and notice they made it out them self unscathed and they had to treat me. Even horribly burned and limping I proceeded to follow them and we ran into the last Xeno which pounced the medic and I was able to kill it. Instead of being thanked they told me they still didn't like me and I replied I did it for her sister as the round ended with them treating my wounds.
I don't think I'm doing the story justice but I generally prefer to take the option that's safer but still felt the need to go down with medic, let alone run into fire to get them out.
The medic was Samantha Patches Clark but I can't remember the doctor's name and I feel kind of bad considering they saved my life.
Also during this round I had a run in with the RO in a power loader and made an offhand comment to a past round months ago where I had a run in with a RO in a power loader that ended up with my ribs breaking. Turns out it was the same RO.
I don't think I'm doing the story justice but I generally prefer to take the option that's safer but still felt the need to go down with medic, let alone run into fire to get them out.
The medic was Samantha Patches Clark but I can't remember the doctor's name and I feel kind of bad considering they saved my life.
Also during this round I had a run in with the RO in a power loader and made an offhand comment to a past round months ago where I had a run in with a RO in a power loader that ended up with my ribs breaking. Turns out it was the same RO.
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My inner grammar Nazi is screaming because you omitted to put the quote 'to say the least' in quotation marks (i.e. '....').kooarbiter wrote: ↑06 Nov 2017, 12:29You said to say the least twice in a 2 paragraph post, my inner grammar Nazi is screaming
If you are going to critique someones grammar, at least have the common courtesy to get the grammar in your post correct.
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or the crazy irish SO
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or the crazy irish SO
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My favorite RP Moments was I was a Medic for Alpha Company, I was telling my squad leader and another private about them having to go to medievac since they got attacked by face huggers. As I tell them about it, I get crushed by an oncoming ship, and my squad leader began to vomit, and our squad had lost a medic... I never forgot that day and learned to be far away from the landing base.