How to be ROBUST

[BobaFett07]

So you wanna be a robust Marine, don't ya?
First things first:DON'T GO STANDARD YOU SHITHEAD. well turn survivors on, survivor are the most robust people around, If you are not a survivor be a PO or MT if you have guns you are a pussy, no matter what.

Your weaponry:the most robust weapon SS13 has ever seen is a toolbox but you probably won't get one if ya ain't a MT, if you are a marine, don't get a gun, get Throwing knives they are extremely ROBUST

Your objective:you are not a marine, you are the reincarnation of RAMBO, you must go to the caves by yourself and kill all the ayyylems by yourself

ps:plz don't do dis

[LohTek]

I'm a full out squad medic, I go into combat with only a pistol that isn't even in my hands. I revive all my buddies from the brink of death and haul their broken bodies to medical so they can get their balls stapled back on. This man is right, quit using guns just throw your boots at them!

edit: This post hilariously reminds me of my fun times with DF:adventure mode for some reason; whipping Tanekanena to death with my turban.

[Staton]

being robust is shooting ur buddies leg off so the xenos get them instead
the xenos can never get u if theyre too busy getting everyone else
smart maths

[BobaFett07]

I'm a full out squad medic, I go into combat with only a pistol that isn't even in my hands. I revive all my buddies from the brink of death and haul their broken bodies to medical so they can get their balls stapled back on. This man is right, quit using guns just throw your boots at them!

this guys gets it!

[misterjoper]

https://cm-ss13.com/viewto ... 35&t=15028 I feel like this belongs here as well.True robust player does not chase aliens,he makes aliens come to their death instead.
P.S. HALT!SECURITY!

[NoahKirchner]

the key to being robust is to realize how slow taser shots are and how much xenos like to eat MPs.

You lure the MPs planetside by blatantly disregarding the roleplay guidelines and, in most cases, server rules
when they get there you lead them on a goosehunt, ruining their round and your squad's round (go SL)
make sure to, with MPs in hot pursuit, rush the xeno base as soon as the fog clears and then the MPs will use their semi-auto shotties to make a distraction while you kill the queen.

This is clearly the most effective way to be robust, and the one that I employ most often in my colonial marine escapades.


((or you could just listen to orders/give good orders and not shoot when there's a marine infront of you))

[NGGJamie]

((or you could just listen to orders/give good orders and not shoot when there's a marine infront of you))

I don't shoot my fellow marines. I shoot through my fellow marines so that I can be the one to kill that young drone. Me, not them!

[Light]

This is easy: Put the gun on your mouth and you will be Robust! 100% Confirmed, no one did say that it didn't work.

[WinterClould]

Face fuck a loaded SADAR. Become the robuster. Avoid ERP ban for it though

[4thsurviver]

being robust is shooting ur buddies leg off so the xenos get them instead
the xenos can never get u if theyre too busy getting everyone else
smart maths

Xenos are so greedy they will just get you first and then go back for the free meal. The trick is to make your comrade care about you and be willing to give their life for yours so when they make their last stand you can get away and then forget about them and do it to the next guy.

[BobaFett07]

the key to being robust is do the opposite that the rules say, but the most important part is calling you character, Chad 'Xeno Killer' CaraIrado(Portuguese for CoolGuy)

[Heckenshutze]

New level of robustness: Go synthetic, beat xenos to death

[PandaCG]

top tier level of robustness: change all your limbs to robotic, that way you can never die (plus points if you can rp a backstory explaining why you have all robotic limbs)

[contactdenied]

how about ditching a helmet and wearing a bandana/headband/beret/cap until you eventually get decapped or FFed

OR PUTTING TWO RAIL LIGHTED HOLDOUT PISTOLS INTO YOUR HELMET AND GOING FULL OPERATOR

[PandaCG]

how about ditching a helmet and wearing a bandana/headband/beret/cap until you eventually get decapped or FFed

OR PUTTING TWO RAIL LIGHTED HOLDOUT PISTOLS INTO YOUR HELMET AND GOING FULL OPERATOR

Is this implying that wearing a not-helmet isn't robust? Helmets are ugly stains on any sprite too, very fashionably unrobust.

[contactdenied]

Is this implying that wearing a not-helmet isn't robust? Helmets are ugly stains on any sprite too, very fashionably unrobust.

how dare you say this BLASPHEMY about helmets they are beautiful and even adjust to your squad color they're so cool

just wait when you're starving an hour into the op and i laugh as i eat my dirty disgusting fake protein bars from my helmet, being slightly chubby is super ROBUST as the extra fat deflects any bullets or spit