The snowflakes of the uscmc

[Thatnewguy1]

So, we have been throwing the snowflake word around pretty often as of recently
So, I pose a challenge to the CM server.


Create the worst 'snowflake' you can, include that DANK backstory and a picture of your character. The more over the top the better.

Have fun

[manezinho]

Joe "Frosty" Snow

When he was still in the womb his parents were killed by a UPP soldier. Using the strength of his father's super genes, Joe was able to be born on the spot. Growing up alone in the alleyways of a small city he had to fend for himself at every moment. Each day was a struggle to survive.. Until he found out about the USMC. At the age of nine he was able to pass all the tests with flying colors and end up in an elite special unit. His first mission was to recover a supply ship that lost contact a few months ago. What he didn't know is that there was a UPP squad waiting for him and their leader was the same man who killed his family. After all his squad mates died, Joe killed the UPP forces and their leader by himself, securing the ship and avenging his parents. Joe looked down at his hands with fear, seeing what he had done. He threw his helmet to the side and took the ship for his own use.

After that day no one ever heard of him again... They say he still roams the universe in search of new purpose.

Height: 6'9
Weight: 400 lb (Of Muscle)
He has knee length purple hair and a green beard. His face is covered in scars.

Last photo taken before his disappearance:

[Jagdges]

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His face is just a scar lol

[Mook476]

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This is real snowflake quality.

[Vibraphone]

Lt. Maria "Razorclaw" Suess

Maria was born on an icy, frozen, and straight-up inhospitable planet. Since birth she only knew the cold, dark, grim darkness of her underground colony, that is, when the lights went out. The colony's mining operation caused an earthquake and Maria was trapped in her school class-room for 4 days; surviving on the class pets and establishing dominance over the other rabid schoolchildren.
Maria enlisted in the Colonial Marines after passing the other military branche's recruitment tests with flying colours. When asked why, she always replies "Because I only want to fight with other badasses"
Her first deployment was on the desert planet Arrapis. The scorching heat was nothing to her. On the second day of her deployment, the outpost Maria was serving at was attacked by a CLF detachment. Instantly, her commanding officer, squad leader, squad specialist, and staff officer were simultaneously killed with a bullet to the head. Command was left to her (or rather, she took it herself). Maria's inexplicable natural ability made her an amazing leader and she repelled back a force of nearly 200. High command was so surprised by this that they found no other option but to make her a commisioned officer and skip a great amount of ranks.
Today, Maria serves in the command center. Every day she breaks about 3 pencils in anger, and frustration that she can't serve in the frontlines. Anytime something goes wrong on an operation, she is the first to volunteer to go down. Sometimes, she'll rven sneak down just to fulfill her bloodlust.

[Heckenshutze]

Just examine the marine on your right or left and there. A snowflake.

[Katsukai]

Bilbo “Rumba” Bepko

General:He is hunched over, his posture reminiscent of that of a T-Rex with parkinson's disease and Arthritis.He would not be out of place in a large city, wielding skyscrapers and committing horrific war crimes against the poor towns people. His right shoulder always houses a Eclectus parrot that looks kind of fake, but constantly makes snarky comments about the situation. It is not clear if the Parrot has a mental link to the poor man and is actually controlling him, and that the poor man needs rescue. If his body was a temple, it would’ve been long ago sacked and burnt. He also smells like shit. Somewhere on his body is a newt that he bought several years ago at a strip club and then lost. Said newt lives off the dead skin on his body that he sheds and his eye fluids when he sleeps. No, he’s actually a part of the Eleventh Resurgence of god.. He is an absurdly tall four inches eleven feet tall. The smell he emits is a mix between a dead bee hive and crusty eye fluid. He speaks in a incomprehensible southern drawl, with occasional Russian words thrown in; It is almost incomprehensible because the voice comes from his throat hole rather than his mouth hole. His voice also sometimes occasionally becomes squeaky high pitched when he curses. When in contact with any holy, or holey items, he emits a charred smoky smell laced with sulfur. This “man” is a walking, talking war crime. He also smells like shit.


Face: Notably, there is a rock lodged in Bepko’s forehead. The rock appears to have a bullet lodged in it as well, this likely saved the abominations life at one point.
General:He is hunched over, his posture reminiscent of that of a T-rex with arthritis. he would not be out of place in a large city, crushing buildihngs and eating small people. If his body was a temple, it would've been long ago sacked and burnt. he also smells like shit.No he's actually a sergeant, he is a short 4 meters 11 inches tall also he likes to hug a maan veradox. your pretty sure he should be put down. He speaks in a thick southern drawl, almost incomprehensible, as the voice come from his throat hole rather then his mouth hole.

Head:his head has a large dent in the side, if you look closely at the dent, you can see a tiny village of people eeking out a existence as substantiate farmers. His Neon red Mohawk shines like something you'd see in a greaser [Anime]. the smells of said mohawk is worse then his normal smell.

Face:His face looks most similar to that of something a child would draw after headbutting a wall. He has two noses, one on his forehead as well as his "regular". The one that goes where it belongs is more akin to to a pigs nose then a humans nose, while the other is large and proud and normal, but rotated forty five degrees to his left. his mouth is constantly agape, one side too low and the other to high, and his blunted and disfigured teeth disallow him from closing his mouth, but his ears make a constant hissing sound, so that makes up for it. Around the sides of his mouth is a slimey green froth, like a mix between sea foam and dumpster slime.

Eyes:his 20/20s are covered in a thin vineer of slime, like a slug. He's walking around with 1000 yard stare after all the shit he had to see. speaking of eyes you are instantly drawn to his 1000 yard EYES with ur eyes

Body:huge 80EE man titties. They remind you of barba papa with each step a small moon dies..

Arms: his arms are covered in blue blood, your pretty sure thats disturbing. this is gr8

Hands:Missing one, hence the meathook, but that hook is all he needs to go to war, as an extra finger on his left hand makes up for it.

Legs: Two, he lost two of his four legs in space-vietnam, and you can clearly see the stumps. They are hairier then the LV jungle,but softer then the Ice of Ice Colony.


Feet:he aint wearin shoes someone stole them.assfeet1. You wish you were this floor.

[Staton]

kaitlyn pratt

[wer6]

Bilbo “Rumba” Bepko

[Snip]

Uh. I don't know if you know this, but that is actually a refurbished half made flavor text for a character that I play regularly. Chowder didn't make it, I did. I was planning to finish it and put it in, but I haven't gotten the time and it kind of resulted in a bit of an altercation with a fake Bilbo suddenly appearing while I was active.

[Katsukai]

Uh. I don't know if you know this, but that is actually a refurbished half made flavor text for a character that I play regularly. Chowder didn't make it, I did. I was planning to finish it and put it in, but I haven't gotten the time and it kind of resulted in a bit of an altercation with a fake Bilbo suddenly appearing while I was active.

Yeah, I removed the credits to avoid confusion.

[Kesserline]

Kesserline's /me during dropship/briefing/observing surgeries.

/me starts inspecting his gear cautiously and carefully. The more you look at him, the tacticooler he looks. Damn, have you seen his gasmask ? Mark looks really badass with that. Hot damn. OH SHIT : HE STARTS INSPECTING HIS RIFLE TOO ! Is he a Spec Ops ? A Ninja ? Both ? You can't tell. But, if you are not a Delta, you really feel the need to ask a transfer for Delta on your radio. LOOK AT THIS GASM- Oh ? Mark just finished his gear inspection.

[Ghostdex]

kaitlyn pratt

Can confirm, a snowflake among the snowflakes