Union of Progressive People's training.

[Thatnewguy1]

Hello recruits of glorious Union of Progressive People defense force. Name is Sergei and is job on teaching man's how to defeat baby man's in USCMC Falling falcon ship that has invaded territory.

Before begin training Sergei must make announcement. Great leaders of Union has put into effect of adding Extra bread ration card to family back in homeland if Strong warrior of Union bring's back left hand of USCMC Pig.

USCMC savages are invading sovereign and peaceful land of Union of Progressive People. We must rise in united arm's to defeat hordes of evil capitalist pig's of Sol space. Our Great and all-knowing leaders of Union Has built great training camp's by hand and oversee the training of youths to serve great Union.

Sergei will now be doing the role of teacher, but it must be noted that no teacher is better than great leaders of union.

Turn pamphlet to page 3 as first two pages is quote from great ancestor Karl Marx.

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Welcome new comrades! son's and Daughters of great Union is civic duty to do the protecting homeland from infectious capitalism.

Page 3

You have been protected from Demons outside of Union homeland for 20 years by Great and powerful leaders. Is now time to show thanks to glorious leaders by taking fight to Capitalism and it's scum that foolishly attempt to attack homeland.

It is time to take over position of second greatest protectors of Homeland.

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Page 4

Glorious leaders have hand built body armor for maximum protection from capitalist idiot attacks to front to signify the wall of purity you put against corruption when standing side by side fellow comrades in arms. Great Strength also has great weakness. While Great leader can grant protection from aggressive frontal corruption, it has weakness to corruption from back side. It signifies that While Great Leaders fight off Forward Capitalism menace, it is duty of the people's to defeat other threats Capitalism poses. With this in mind, Great leader suggests box formation in battle.

X-The most equal people leader.
Y-Equally standard comrade in arms.
Z-Especialy Equal warrior.
M-Healing wisard of equality.
O-Puny, evil man's.
</>-Direction body is facing

when going down hallway and moving to the right.

O> <Y Y ....Y> <O <O
O> <Y <MXM> Z> <O <O
O> <Y Y .... Y> <O <O


As you see, formation shows no weakness and wall of armor continues on purging corruption from universe.

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Page 5

Will now move on to weapons of the purging capitalism from the heretics through death.

While the strong race of Progressive people's can easily defeat hordes of puny marines in hand to hand combat, Captitalsic cowards will use unhonorable ranged weapons to attempt and fail to convert the strong-willed UPP warriors. To stop this the great leaders have hand built honorable holy weapons to defeat the sinner's who dare to go against the great and mighty Leaders.

The type 71, one of the numerous gifts from The all-powerful Leaders. it excels in piercing Puny Marine armor's and hold's mighty 40 rounds per magazine.
weapon also excels in shooting off left hand of imperialist pig's for extra bread ration reward.

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Page 6
The battle plan

USCM ship is off-guard, we have decided now is bestet time to strike.

First step is to board ship and defeat all puny man's who attempt to stop us. As well as those who attempt to hide under disguise of "civilian". They are already corrupted by the capitalistic effect and should be purged to purify them from their suffering.

Next step is to move to telecommunications and destroy radio network of capitalistic pigs so they won't be able to say where team of commandos is at.

Third step is invasion of command area. Once is purified of murky capitalistic presence. You will convert communications console to UPP side and call for comrades to assist in domination.

Step 4 is to purge the remaining stragglers aboard USCMC invasion ship.

Part 5???

Part 6-succeed in the Securing of homeland's outer territory from foreign invasion.

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Now is time comrades. All to the boarding shuttle.

And Remember!

For the Glorius Leader's!

[z a n e b o t]

lmao this was pretty good.

[Heckenshutze]

Mongorian army approves

[Skimmy2]

You say you dont have a down arrow, you mean the Capitalists stole your v key, right?

Also I personally enjoy the progressive teachings of John Lennon and Groucho Marx.

[Thatnewguy1]

You say you dont have a down arrow, you mean the Capitalists stole your v key, right?

Спасибо commrade

[4thsurviver]

Say, Comrade Sergei. What does the Union teach about the giant bug lizards infesting the American colonies?