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Potentially the most IMPORTANT Discussion on the Forums

Post by StephenNelson » 14 Jan 2018, 07:05

Alright, so I found myself playing CL the other night and to entertain myself (since marines are allergic to RP and Admins have better things to do than respond to faxes...) I tried playing basketball on the Almayer. Now, After 5 or so minutes of shooting the ball, I noticed that the closer to the basket I was, the more often I made my shot. This implies that there is some sort of code to basketball rather than each shot being pure RNG. I need a Dev-Team member or preferably Apop himself to confirm this ASAP. Basketball games provide a massive morale boost to the marines and knowing the code behind the shot mechanics should be a human right.

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Post by Rataca100 » 14 Jan 2018, 07:23

Or its a RNG based on the distance you are from the hoop.
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Post by A normal peep » 14 Jan 2018, 07:39

Rataca100 wrote:
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Or its a RNG based on the distance you are from the hoop.
It would be simple but effective

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Post by Skysoldier » 14 Jan 2018, 09:17

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Post by Nicboone » 14 Jan 2018, 10:08

come on and slam. If you want to jam. if you want to ascend to ballhalla
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Post by A normal peep » 14 Jan 2018, 11:31

Nicboone wrote:
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come on and slam. If you want to jam. if you want to ascend to ballhalla
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Post by Heckenshutze » 14 Jan 2018, 12:01

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.
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Post by Hastati » 14 Jan 2018, 12:02

I've noticed this as well in other severs while playing paper basketball with the disposals bins, so it may infact be inherent in ss13 code.
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Post by A normal peep » 14 Jan 2018, 12:22

It is probably the default SS13 code

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Post by 4thsurviver » 14 Jan 2018, 12:38

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Post by Nicboone » 14 Jan 2018, 13:16

development secret, if basketball secrets are reel
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Post by xywenx00 » 14 Jan 2018, 13:29

this will be deleted due to bball meta
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Post by DukeOz » 15 Jan 2018, 06:01

revealing the basketball numbers will make marines prone to powergaming we can't have this
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Post by Steelpoint » 15 Jan 2018, 06:31

Implying the devs will reveal any gameplay mechanic at all, let alone the secrets to Basketball.
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Post by Solarmare » 15 Jan 2018, 07:00

Marines will optimize their dunks if they see the mechanics of basketball, you have to slam with your heart not with numbers.
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Post by Dumblike » 15 Jan 2018, 10:06

*dunks xenos*

well after this post I kinda expected that
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Post by biscuitsakimbo » 24 Jan 2018, 04:08

I actually don't think this is true, I notice no difference in the amount of shots I sink. You can knock it off the rim from 2 tiles away, or 5 or 7. Also, I need you nerds to fight me on the court so I can prove I'm the reigning Almayer BBall Champ, simply being undefeated 5-0 in ballin' is not enough to sate my ego. I need more W's.
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