"FML" moments

[Vispain]

In a standoff moment with pred/xeno/hostile human/etcetra

Your gun goes *click *click

Welcome to the afterlife now

(I do the first two more often than is smart)

[x31stOverlord]

- Be me
- Be pred
- Just chillin doing the scouting
- Watch survivors in corporate dome and armoury
- Meh. Hunters bothering me. It wants to fite
- Start to engage it, get slashed a few times
- Hit it once or twice with my glaive
- Hunter turns on yakity sax and starts running away
- Really?.jpeg
- Give a little bit of chase, get bored wander off
- Go back to watching survivors to see if coward prey goes for them
- Success.jpeg
- Get in behind it in corporate dome. Scary raor.gif
- It pounces off as the marines land on LZ2
- Start climbing out of window as marines gawk
- Translator "5t@y 0"7 m9 w@y"
- Marines just nod and I cloak off
- Random dunga charges at me from max range shotgungunning wildly
- Uncloak and roar
- Muhreens friends charge and start firing
- Sigh.jpeg
- Cloak and head back to lodge to see dungas
- Roar from cloak and translator "L3@*3 7h15 91@c3"
- Muhreen spins and flames me
- Paincrit and die

Muh RP

In deadchat hear over comms that the Jamaican that attacked the marines is dead. MFW.

But seriously, anyone with a flamer is on the bottom of the list of people I'll try to RP with. Period. Right there next to ravagers

[RaidenFTW]

Placing an OB while trying to roleplay with some marines. I just didn't realize i f'ed up the X and Y coordinates, instead of saying X=-5 Y=1 i said X=1 Y=-5 Of course it ended up, burning the half of the squad down, thank god medics were fast enough to save us. The anger of the squad tho...

[Vispain]

Basically every single time I'm a Squad Leader, and lose (mental) track of where I put my Tactical Binoculars for one microsecond, only to never see them again for the rest of the day, as they've disappeared into the Aether.

Oh god. Bad memories.

The worst is giving away your spare armor, flamers, pouch and then dying, having your armor and gear looted from you. Then going to the OR and coming out of it ten minutes later to realize you have no spare SL armor because you gave it away.
In other words... all you have is Issue Orders and Pfc gear at this point.