Tough Love: Dunking the Marines Until They Get Some Milk

[Surrealistik]

Okay, as a field engineer I already struggled to get metal before the cost was doubled; now I think I'm pretty much going to have to go full North Korean by salvaging just about goddamn everything.

Meanwhile, medbay sucks balls as usual so no joy there.

This latest update broke me; I feel like I gotta roll beano, exploit the shit out of their most powerful mechanics and help dunk marines until they get some milk; tough love. I didn't want to, but man, this shit is forcing my hand hard.

Anyone else in?

[NethIafins]

Nah. It's all part of the process.

Can't say anything about medical though, rarely play it besides squad medic

[simonset55]

Sounds good to me, i got tired of marines winning every round last week

[SecretStamos (Joshuu)]

I gotta exploit the shit out of their most powerful mechanics

a typical thursday for sur

[Heckenshutze]

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE XENOS, NOT JOIN THEM!!

[z a n e b o t]

Oh how the mighty marines have fallen

[Shuffl3]

Dis Gon B Gud

[NethIafins]

1) Join marines as a robust player.
2) Dunk enos erryday.
3) get marines nerfed into Oblivion/ buff enos into godlike status
4) threaten to play only as enos
5) obliterate marines into obscurity as xeno main
6) get marines buffed/xenos nerfed
7) decide to try marines again
8) go-to 1

[Vispain]

1) Join marines as a robust player.
2) Dunk enos erryday.
3) get marines nerfed into Oblivion/ buff enos into godlike status
4) threaten to play only as enos
5) obliterate marines into obscurity as xeno main
6) get marines buffed/xenos nerfed
7) decide to try marines again
8) go-to 1

He is truly a genius isn't he?
I'll keep going marine to get the same effects

[Surrealistik]

1) Join marines as a robust player.
2) Dunk enos erryday.
3) get marines nerfed into Oblivion/ buff enos into godlike status
4) threaten to play only as enos
5) obliterate marines into obscurity as xeno main
6) get marines buffed/xenos nerfed
7) decide to try marines again
8) go-to 1

We were so close to perfection, with win rates a mere hair from being 50/50 only to have it all utterly squandered; all that was needed were tweaks such that the meta for both sides became more diverse, but instead we got a new dark age.

I loved the Delta experience: RPing, succeeding, dunking the beanos, occasionally getting my shit pushed when the aliens actually demonstrated some talent and teamwork (outside of ez mode chargescreech, fuck that gayness) or Alpha decided to 'help'; everything you could possibly want from CM, but I fear those days are now gone outside of all but the baldest mouth-respirating queens and T3s.

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE XENOS, NOT JOIN THEM!!

Hey man, sometimes, to bring balance to the force, you gotta leave it in darkness; Vader didn't fall, he played the long game.