Last Night's 4hr Autism Game

[jackrkazi]

Last nights game was fucking insane. We were dropping on Ice Planet, and the Aliens got BTFO early on, losing pretty much all their surface footholds as well as an elite queen early on. Then we went underground and the autism ensued. So the Aliens had a hive setup underground in a location that was GIGA AIDS, impossible for marines to use explosives and allowing a retarded number of flanks. Marines got annhilated, it got so bad that we had three squads under one SL at one point.

All this time, command had their thumbs up their asses and the CO was dicking around in CIC because some autist went AWOL and blew up his cat or some BS. He spent pretty much the whole game RPing a court martial back in the bridge while we got our asses plastered groundside. After launching a second failed offensive against the hive and losing pretty much everyone, the remaining marines bugged out and abandoned the planet. Then the CO went full retard and ordered a full assault against the planet with everything we had left.

So they kitted up the DS for a CAS run, loaded it with sentry guns and went back down with the 11 marines they had left. The aliens swarmed the LZ, and killed or captured half of them. The last like 5 marines took off and headed back to the Alamayer. Then the Aliens hijacked the DS and got ready to board. By this time everyone is either heavily wounded or dead, the ship crew are freaking the fuck out and the remaining marines are scrambling to barricade the hallways. The CO finally pulled his head out his ass and started screaming orders and hit the distress beacon.

The Aliens crash into cryo and before they can make any headway, Guiles theme starts playing and practically the entire ship crew launches a fucking Russian OORAAH charge on cryo, armed with nothing but pistols and goddamned knives. I saw three technicians bullcharge an empress with nothing but fucking knives. It was glorious, and they actually managed to beat the aliens off. Then, fucking Ra Ra Rasputin starts playing and the UPP shows as the response force and starts killing the crew and marines. Then the Aliens got their second wind and came back, killing off pretty much all the remaining UPP.

The last half hour of the game dragged out as the few remaining marine and UPP survivors banded together to hold off the aliens. Meanwhile, while all this was happening, the command staff were locked in the CIC doing fuck all. Finally, as the last marine and UPP survivors were being picked off, the command crew launched one last attack from the bridge... and get utterly obliterated by the empress. It was a really anti-climactic ending to an insane game.

also in the wrap up, apparently we had predators spawn at somepoint, but they must had died instantly or something, cause I never saw them.

[jackrkazi]

Forgot to mention, after the DS failed CAS attack, the CO started RPing like crazy, freaking the fuck out and telling everyone to buckle in so he could FTL their asses the fuck out of there. Then when the xenos jacked DS1, he started blasting all this shit about manning the AS guns and taking evasive action. It was awesome.

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

You also forgot to mention the second DS call by benos. We first intended to call it and leave it there to wait for a carrier, but you called it back up. Second time we called it, EVERY SINGLE MARINE ON ALMAYER came down on that DS it felt like, and we killed like at least 5 or 6 of you. Then the third time was when we actually took Alamo up.

You also forgot to mention that our previous to last queen was practically suicidal and ordered an attack from the hangar ladders and killed every single one of our T3 bar a Mature Rav. It took our last queen a hell of an effort to bring us back into the game. With everyone focused on capturing, me as an Ancient Drone basically trapped the engineering ladder and mining ladder with eggs, we grew our number back.

[Rohesie]

The court was because the CO was being accused by its talking cat from trying to execute it and letting it be molested. Very HRP.

[WinterClould]

The way to avoid the hell that is invading Ice colony's underground is to deploy there at the start of the round.

Makes thing a much better for the marines trust me.

[Vispain]

+1. More underground drops.

[caleeb101]

Even though this thread is extremely old, It's funny how I can go back to it and read out each part just as it happens on a round of ice because this is ALWAYS what happens on damn ice colony rounds.

Marines push, marines win above ground.

Marines now have to push underground because nobody wants to play ice for more than like 2 hrs and xenos know that they can just sit underground and it's pretty much a guaranteed win.

>que every tile being sticky resin or a hugger trap, wall spam galore and combat nest infested artwork from Young Drone 420 and his best friend, Hivelord 69. Don't forget to thank their cousin, Mr. Praetorian for doing the sticky resin.

Queen screech. All xenos crowd, slash, drag.

Marines retreat because they took too many losses. Full planet evac.

Aliens come up, every1 dies. the end of ice colony