Lies, Lies, and more Lies.

[Kerek]

Horace Wallenber - “High command said if you retake LZ2, they will send reinforcements that are well equipped.”

Marines retook a captured LZ2.

[DefinitelyAlone0309]

"You're gonna be fiiiiiiiiiiine"

[Vispain]

"I never put that man in Containment. It was the other crazies. Hell I tried pulling him out! " - Research Shenanigans gone wrong -
"I'm so sorry for killing that man officer!" - After having been shot by a crazy Delta catholic shotgunner in a chapel and promptly killing him in response...as a SG -
"You'll be fine. Just push in fast!" - SO to Squad about to attack xenos from the flank while the frontal attack is being massacred.

[Lingering Profanity]

"I've thoroughly studied the effects of hyperzine on the human body."

[WinterClould]

"Yes that survivor/CL/literally anyone who personally wronged me at any point in the round did say those very mean things about commander and they do deserve to be executed."

Or, "They did say they were supporters of (insert enemy side here), thus they simply must be disposed of with haste!"

Alternatively, "I totally definitely 100% know for a fact since I definitely saw it happen that this guy was absolutly sabatoging our operation. That's why I left him to die. He was clearly part of some CLF/UPP/W-Y plot to fuck us over!"

People fuck with me sometimes, and everyonce in a while they do something that just really ticks me off, like they lie about stealing something from me then I prove them wrong and get it back. After that, I make it a personal quest to fuck them over right back that round. Whether that be by getting them perma brigged, executed, or leaving them behind I've done it all. Through the power of bold faced lies, "Proof", and VERY corrupt players I usually get my revenge. Or at the very least I inconvenience someone for funzies.

[RandomWriter]

“It was self defense!”

“Relax, I’ll be right back.”

“I’ll go call for backup. You guys just hold.”

“I think we’re winning!”

“I’m sure neither I or Weyland Yutani had to do with what those doctors did to that poor man, tossing him in the containment chamber. I promise a thorough investigation will occur.”

“I’m sorry you stepped in front of my gun!”

“I promise to uphold your rights, mister CLF terrorist guy!”

“No, the CLF guy died due to CAS. His escape attempt had nothing to do with that tragic screwup.”

“Alamo’ll Be right back, everyone still on the planet. Secondary evac’ll be right there!”

[Royal Griffon]

"I totally put the CAS ship on flyby-" -moments before being boarded by a crusher and ravager and brutally butchered and locking said ravager and crusher inside and causing them to be sent back up to Alaymer

[Alky]

Riptona doesn’t hit

[Avalanchee]

"I was never in this req line before, it's my first order"
"I am completely empty on ammo SL, order AP"

[Cactos]

"They can't push as long as we keep shooting!" -SL/CO
"Begin a tactical retreat, if we get moving now, we'll make it back to the FOB safe and sound" -SL
"My bad, I shouldn't have jumped in front of you" -When FF'd
"Wasn't me" -FFing someone with a suppressor
"They can't arrest all of us!" -No context needed
"Command isn't that bad, just tell them the truth and they'll go easy on you" -Sending a captured UPP or CLF soldier to the Almayer

[Loco52]

"Road from nexus to hydro is fine" - XO

[Cactos]

"Road from nexus to hydro is fine" - XO

you monster

[Loco52]

you monster

No way my rines were going to chicken up to a couple of xenos in the road!!!!

[Royal Griffon]

"Road from nexus to hydro is fine" - XO

I think I was a PFC when I heard that announcement
Can confirm roads from hydro to nexus were NOT fine

[RunAwayScientist]

 


"Alpha Squad, your supply crate is prepped and loaded. Plant OB."


> Boom.


 

[MedicInDisquise]

"This machete/holster/AP ammo/nades/flamer fuel/high powered rifle is for my spec/medic/engineer/lead/SO."

[Bulaven]

"You're going to be alright!" - Treating a Grape with no legs and Drain Bamage in hydroponics, and there's no way in Hell he was being evacuated.

But, my -Personal- favorite is...

"Yes. Requisitions is almost done with your order."

[Build_R_]

"I'll do that right away, sir." - Said as a MP to a CE who wants someone arrested for disrespect when they didn't salute.

"I'll fix the reactors." - MT

"It's being ordered." - CT

Out of context but I once said: "I once had a dog with opposable thumbs, had to put it down though. Too much power for one canine."

[Zartam]

"You have a fracture. Do you want your limb replaced with a cybernetic one ? They are more performant."

[Avalanchee]

I have this under control
Phillip Murray's head flies off in an arc!

He is just protecting his house, how cute
Unknown starts skinning Roscoe Barret!

[Kesserline]

"MP ? Charlie engineers broke into Engineering to steal a breath mask."

[Tetrino]

"I'm good to fight still, I don't need medevac!"

[Luftkommando]

"Shoot me with Oxy and I'll be fine." - With every bone broken, internal bleeding in several locations, and severe brain damage.

"I respect [insert squad here]."

"God is on our side, we cannot fail!"

[Simo94]

''Roger!'' - every private 10mins after landing

[Hastati]

"yeah I know what I'm doing"