Lies, Lies, and more Lies.

[Hughgent]

What horrible lies have you told other people about your character?

I've told MANY during my time playing.

• I've had numerous gay lovers, many enlisted on the ship.
• Being a doctor only requires a minor online exam.
• My medical degree was gotten via cheating said online exam.
• France is currently a nuclear wasteland, populated by two headed cows and purple grass.
• I used to work for the Mayo Clinic.
• I've studied at Yale, Harvard, or any other distinguished institute of higher learning.
• My sexual preference resides on the dom side of a sub/dom relationship.
• Souto Classic is the best flavor.

many, many more are possible. what are yours?

[Forst]

She's a good person.

Her security record is riddled with petty thefts and various accounts of jaywalking. The total rebel.

[Skimmy2]

Sometimes, I tell people that im competent.

[Weaselburg]

I say that I was born during the 2100s

[hellafied]

I like to tell people that I genetically experimented on birds in the Galapagos islands, thus creating the whole finch thing.

[Cry of Wolves]

"Don't worry, it's not IB. I'll be fine."

[z a n e b o t]

"I'm robust"

[Gnorse]

"Totally didn't doubledip"- Me to some MPs at Req line.

[Bancrose]

I once told people I was infiltrating the Space Yakuza when they caught Heinz wearing a Schoolgirl Uniform and that if he told anyone I'd BE him for blowing my cover. Valentina and Chen still shared the photos

[BillyBoBBizWorth]

Probably the facade of making others think i give a shit about them surviving in general.Subject to possibly changing in the future.

[Someonewithapen]

"I know exactly what I'm doing."

[Heckenshutze]

"I didn't FF you"

[Rikman]

“Idiot! You used the wrong medicnine on me!”

[Lukey111]

"W-WHY DID Y-Y-YOU PUT ME I-IN CRYO W-W-WITH K-KELO!?"

[ghost120]

"Im good"

"I don't mind that AP FF"

"It will be fine"

[James5734]

"I swear my nickname actually means something and isn't just some edgy word I pulled out to make myself seem like I have character"

[I_Solve_Practical_Problems]

"Officer, I swear the CE gave me permission to turn briefing into a bar."

[Lyiat]

I know the biggest lie I'm constantly told is, "Your lungs are fine. Get back out there."

Always end up having to go back to the medical office within a minute for pain crit and oxy damage.

[Bibiex]

"I didn't overdose him. It was the Alpha Medic."

[Morgan]

"I didn't overdose him. It was the Alpha Medic."

Hahaha this one is gold, I accidently overdosed some guy once and it was too embarassing to admit.

[Smalls]

>ff marine in the back with a shotgun slug
>quickly switch to M4 on back
>marine stares at you with rage filled eyes and blood filled lungs
>shrug innocently, gesturing to your M4

[Sargeantmuffinman]

As a doctor, I've told people i've stolen their organs and sold them on the blackmarket while they were in the auto-doc.

[Anoonki]

Hahaha this one is gold, I accidently overdosed some guy once and it was too embarassing to admit.

To be fair, the Marines catching a chronic case of the Alpha 'Bald' Medic'd is a common excuse for a reason.

[Cryzone]

"I'm coming back for you with reinforcements."
"Nein, I didn't see your M41A equipped with a BC."
"Yeah, we can hold this position without any problems."

[TrollerNoob]

"Iie, it's fine." - after getting FFd

"Heading to FOB soon." - when I'm tagging along with the frontline squad and Alpha wonders where I'm at.

"We can rush them when the gas clears!"