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Post by DeusMortis » 13 May 2018, 15:57

The true man's section of weapons. What are your favorite melee weapons in the game and why?

This is going to become I <3 Telescopic baton thread isn't it?
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Post by edgardo » 13 May 2018, 16:04

Axe for obvious Reason
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Post by TheDonkified » 13 May 2018, 16:06

spear. It's easy to make and you can just throw it and pick it up again/setup a new one if you prepare your battlefield correctly.
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Post by DeusMortis » 13 May 2018, 16:06

edgardo wrote:
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Axe for obvious Reason
Didnt see that one coming
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Post by Brotemis » 13 May 2018, 16:17

People seriously use melee weapons?

And melee weapons beyond the bayonet or the oddball machete?
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Post by edgardo » 13 May 2018, 16:20

DeusMortis wrote:
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Post by DeusMortis » 13 May 2018, 16:24

Brotemis wrote:
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People seriously use melee weapons?

And melee weapons beyond the bayonet or the oddball machete?
Yep. Critting a Xeno with a fire axe or telescopic baton has to be one of the most satisfying things in the game.

Almost as good as a good OB strike. If they ever happened.
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Post by Bronimin » 13 May 2018, 16:28

I carry a machete when I PFC to clear sticky resin, I've used it a few times to kill xenos that get too close.

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Post by Casany » 13 May 2018, 17:00

There was a time before when you could melee xenos and no acid sprayed you. THOSE were the days when almost everyone took a good melee weapon.

My favorite is, of course, the machete. Because easy to get and easy to use.
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Post by Weaselburg » 13 May 2018, 17:37

TheDonkified wrote:
13 May 2018, 16:06
spear. It's easy to make and you can just throw it and pick it up again/setup a new one if you prepare your battlefield correctly.
You can´t craft though
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Post by Sulaboy » 13 May 2018, 17:55

Weaselburg wrote:
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You can´t craft though
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Post by Gut_TC » 13 May 2018, 17:56

Welp. Machete is good to come by.
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Post by Loco52 » 13 May 2018, 20:46

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Post by TrollerNoob » 13 May 2018, 21:38

1. Machete.
2. Stock-Bayo Pulse.
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Post by JennerH » 14 May 2018, 09:35

Entrenching tool. Ask for a construction pouch and now you got a pocket sword
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Post by Heckenshutze » 14 May 2018, 09:47

JennerH wrote:
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Entrenching tool.
Ah I see you're a person of culture as well.

But mine's the drill. Literally just below of pred weapons
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Post by Someonewithapen » 14 May 2018, 10:02

I'd take a Machete, or go all virtuous mission and swing around a boot knife /w a M3A4 in the off-hand
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Post by Rohesie » 14 May 2018, 11:06

Heckenshutze wrote:
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Ah I see you're a person of culture as well.

But mine's the drill. Literally just below of pred weapons
Which drill?
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Post by Heckenshutze » 14 May 2018, 11:19

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Which drill?
mining drill.

Destroys a reinforced window in like 2-3 hits
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Post by Sambalu » 14 May 2018, 18:08

My favorite melee weapon would have to be the exosuit drill on LV.
If you can get close enough to anyone to use it, they're dead. Just straight up dead.

But it's useless in normal rounds. The last and only time I tried using it against xenos, I got SADAR'd in the back, stomped by a crusher, grenaded and to add insult to injury, had my head shot off.

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Post by Tetrino » 14 May 2018, 21:47

Gimme that bayonet any day the ol' reliable
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Post by MattAtlas » 15 May 2018, 02:20

Telescopic baton.
Telescopic baton.
Telescopic baton.

Fists as a synth works too. They're hilarious, mostly because you bust people with them.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 15 May 2018, 08:08

Baseball bats. It deals at flat 14 damage and that fucking stun chance is higher than a fucking toolbox. I like prolonging the pain and misery of my victims (why do you think I always use a M4A3 on xenos?)
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Post by ghost120 » 15 May 2018, 10:32

I will stick to the ultimate weapon. HARMBATON
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Post by DriedMilk » 19 May 2018, 09:47

Telebaton, can delimb and cause a fuck ton of hurt.

Also fits in pockets.
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