Heinz's Father Possibly Unga Prime?!

[Royal Griffon]

So a rather stressful day as CMP, it was an extended event nothing out of the normal tbh, rowdy few who wanted to Unga their guns too hard and got cranky, then suddenly WARNING: UNSCHEDULED DROPSHIP DEPARTURE DETECTED
Next thing you know Normandy is parked DIRECTLY inside of the Brig. Gibbing a prisoner, and unlocking the entire Armory to the looting population of marines. Not only that but it also had locked doors directly into brig and then a MT drone decided to wall off the entire area so we were stuck in brig with the only exit/entrance being CiC and every single cell was without power
However at the end of the day I had to arrest Heinz, the MPs I had thank god were great, Owens basically is usually good and Marie Kiri. And caught Heinz without incident, next thing you know, we finally get him dragged to the perma cell to find...a bottle of Soy Milk? Nobody was in that cell the entire game, but I shrug it off throw Heinz in there, and straight jacket him due to him saying he was gonna kill himself. He put up a good fight too over having it put on, luckily for us ARES really is his, "fucking nemesis," and informed everyone he tried to escape while we were trying to take the pen and jacket him.
So we close the shutters and leave him in there, next thing you know I open the shutters to see him, without the straightjacket on, just..staring at the mysterious bottle of soy milk.
There is no way to un-straight jacket yourself so I can only conclude that his father is Unga Prime and intervened someway somehow.

[Heckenshutze]

Unga Prime surely wouldn't have a German as a son.

[Renomaki]

I was the CE that round.

i was trying to roll for CO, but fate had other plans... I'm glad I wasn't CO that round.

But holy HELL was it hectic. I never learned how to repair an APC before until now, and boy do I know how to do it NOW, after repairing a dozen of them. And that isn't even getting into the other issues that the hanger accident caused!

Sadly, I couldn't repair everything before the round ended, but me and the MTs did our best to get as much fixed as we could. Gotta admit, as tense as it was, it was nice to be kept busy during that round instead of being bored for what I think was 3 hours?

[Royal Griffon]

I was the CE that round.

i was trying to roll for CO, but fate had other plans... I'm glad I wasn't CO that round.

But holy HELL was it hectic. I never learned how to repair an APC before until now, and boy do I know how to do it NOW, after repairing a dozen of them. And that isn't even getting into the other issues that the hanger accident caused!

Sadly, I couldn't repair everything before the round ended, but me and the MTs did our best to get as much fixed as we could. Gotta admit, as tense as it was, it was nice to be kept busy during that round instead of being bored for what I think was 3 hours?

You and me both, try having to basically be in the underground bunker and only have a single ladder while you keep rowdy marines in line and also have to worry that if you can't get any shipments of tacticals for the armory that your entire MP force is boned due to the looting of the MPs.
And then having to stay in character and try to keep POWs alive when marines like to perform crimes against humanity before even breakfast
I'm just glad the admemes gave the MPs a good last laugh before the end of it

[Royal Griffon]

Unga Prime surely wouldn't have a German as a son.

You sure about that though?!
Who else could be Heinz's father?
He was saying we had no idea who his father was and that his father was more powerful than even us, I took us as in "humans" and Unga Prime wasn't a human but a Unga god

[superjo98]

I was a delta medic that round
I remember I suddenly saw the a shit ton of rines go from green on their hud to red and in crit. I still believe that this round was a medic major. I was one of the ones that didn't get hurt at all

[Royal Griffon]

I was a delta medic that round
I remember I suddenly saw the a shit ton of rines go from green on their hud to red and in crit. I still believe that this round was a medic major. I was one of the ones that didn't get hurt at all

My poor brig though, *cry

[zoboomafoo]

Heinz is not robust enough to be unga primes son sorrynotsorry

[Royal Griffon]

Heinz is not robust enough to be unga primes son sorrynotsorry

How dare you claim that to mein kommandant, oof I should get, "The People's Will," on you

[Bancrose]

Oberstfieldmarshall Meuller will not pleased to hear this.

[Rafar9]

I was a doctor that round lol, so many patients. I just remember ARES broadcasting something over comms and then suddenly he was rogue.

[Royal Griffon]

Oberstfieldmarshall Meuller will not pleased to hear this.

HE MUST BE SECRETLY UNGA PRIME!
THE ONLY EXPLANATION!

[JacksonDee]

If I recall, one of the MPs forcefed Heinz the soymilk. The poor soul.

[Royal Griffon]

If I recall, one of the MPs forcefed Heinz the soymilk. The poor soul.

Shhhhh MPs did nothing of the sort...at least not me. I gave Heinz a hotdog