First time as research doctor summed up

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Spawn onto ship, have no research or chemicals to do.

Get asked to do psychological interview with some PFC in the brig who went berserk before deploying and shot at a medical doctor. Tells me to pretty much pound sand, and is sent off to be executed by Commander.

Do first autopsy on MT who died, tell MP's he died to a bullet to the head and it appeared that he was burned to hide evidence of crime. MP's laugh it off and he just goes into the meat locker.
First and Second wave of causalities come in and I get turned into a nurse, and then have to start doing meatball surgery. End up not screwing it up too bad, and do bunch of surgeries until ship gets over-run by xenos who hijacked the Alamo.

End up going to research and donning a SMG, and following a small marine escort. Suddenly come face to face with Alien Empress, and die a horrible death.

Surprisingly fun!

[Wesmas]

meatball surgery.

Please tell me you are referencing MASH.

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Please tell me you are referencing MASH.

This isn't a war...It's a murder!

[TheDonkified]

hope you have more fun rounds buddy

[Royal Griffon]

Good to hear you had fun! I was one of the MPs that round and I can confirm we locked the mad hatter in a cell and made sure he couldn't get out but also had to force feed him as well
Was a funny round and was worth it!

[Maxim Inc]

My first time in five words: Flash powder, flash powder everywere...

[Bulaven]

I recall trying to make grenades, and failing miserably.

On the old map, I was spraying monkeys with acid in a sprayer. Got bwoinked because of the spam it was making in the logs.

I think I tried to find a substance which could be sprayed that would hurt xenos, before they came and murdered my ass.

Fun times.