Who is the best Staff Officer?

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Who is the best Staff Officer?

Post by Sleepy Retard » 30 May 2018, 11:47

There's a lot of staff officers. Mostly bad. Especially bad. There's SL threads, so let's give a shout out to cool ass SOs.

I'll start. Alan Jones is objectively the best SO. He's there to be the squad Marines best friend, rather than enemy and he doesn't micromanage like its a pro game of sc2.
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Re: Who is the best Staff Officer?

Post by DefinitelyAlone0309 » 30 May 2018, 11:48

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Post by Omicega » 30 May 2018, 11:48

There's nobody even close to Alan Jones's level.
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Post by Bancrose » 30 May 2018, 12:03

Alan Jones hands down. Runner ups are Bill Carson, Julien Petrov and Patton Moore. All solid choices for loyal SO's.
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Post by Imperator_Titan » 30 May 2018, 12:10

Omicega wrote:
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There's nobody even close to Alan Jones's level.

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Post by VitorThauma » 30 May 2018, 12:18

Omicega wrote:
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There's nobody even close to Alan Jones's level.
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Post by DriedMilk » 30 May 2018, 12:27

Omicega wrote:
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There's nobody even close to Alan Jones's level.
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Post by Casany » 30 May 2018, 12:34

Of course, Aoi Bell
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Post by Fitchace » 30 May 2018, 13:35

Alan Jones is a really good staff officer

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Post by taketheshot56 » 30 May 2018, 14:15

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Elizabeth Nightingale
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Post by Avalanchee » 30 May 2018, 14:42

Jones or McSky.
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Post by Ugnip55 » 30 May 2018, 15:50

Omicega wrote:
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There's nobody even close to Alan Jones's level.
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Post by Park » 30 May 2018, 16:32

There's nobody even close to Alan Jones's level.
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Re: Who is the best Staff Officer?

Post by Cryzone » 30 May 2018, 16:37

From all the regulars SO's, I'd say Alan Jones.
He has good relationships with all marines, and he maintains cohesion.
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Post by Drownie » 30 May 2018, 17:01

I'm very undecided, Elizabeth Nightingale and Alan Jones are awesome SOs, so good that they reached a point of cohesion but I still take Elizabeth because I had more rounds with her than Alan Jones and I don't have enough knowledge to judge Alan.
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Post by Vampmare » 30 May 2018, 17:35

I don't really notice SOs as a boot, but when playing XO I had the pleasure of meeting Nova Chapman, if I recall his name correctly. Excellent fella, understood his role and fulfilled it.
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Post by Azfrief » 30 May 2018, 21:20

DefinitelyAlone0309 wrote:
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Elizabeth Nightingale

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Post by Loco52 » 30 May 2018, 21:27

Eli great SO
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Re: Who is the best Staff Officer?

Post by Kibbles » 31 May 2018, 01:58

Alan Jones might be a good staff officer, but he has the big gay.

Meanwhile, you can get yourself a snazzy Mark 52 Tactical Blanket Covering Device if you merely subject yourself to funding Nightingale's "fuck prescriptions, give me my damn pills" campaign!


He's a good staff officer though, and does indeed have some good planning. Nightingale is often hindered by squad attachment, and the questioning of suicide-orders.
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Re: Who is the best Staff Officer?

Post by Printer16 » 31 May 2018, 20:34

I've seen and enjoyed interacting with Alan Jones the most.

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