Throwing Knives: Better as pork skewers?

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Throwing Knives: Better as pork skewers?

Post by Bulaven » 04 Jun 2018, 13:45

I don't know about the rest of you, but in my few years are playing in this server, I have noticed that the delightful little blades we can stick virtually anywhere don't appear to be very effective. At all. When used in their intended capacity. In fact, the only time I have ever seen one actually do some effective damage was when I was playing a Medic, and two Marines had to ask me for a bandaid, since one of them popped the others' lung with a throwing knife.

Any time I have used one against a Xeno, it just bounces off and sufficiently pisses it off enough for it to just maul me.

Am I the only one?
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Post by Pogo92 » 04 Jun 2018, 14:07

They are the penultimate in wire cutter technology.
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Post by Maddog_1977 » 04 Jun 2018, 16:12

They aren't all too good, considering you're fighting an enemy moving faster than you can. HvH events might have a use for them, but that's if you're brave enough to get even close.

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Post by Heckenshutze » 04 Jun 2018, 16:19

Oh boy, if you actually knew..
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Post by misto » 04 Jun 2018, 16:46

ive heard theyre good against preds and humans, but they dont seem too hot vs xenos

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Post by Gnorse » 04 Jun 2018, 17:17

throwing knives fuck preds up. Just make sure they don't pull them out and throw them back at you.
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Post by zoboomafoo » 04 Jun 2018, 17:51

Too bad we can't load a satchel full of knife belts for HvH any more, gives the roamers a really bad time.
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Post by Bulaven » 04 Jun 2018, 21:51

Knowing my luck, if I threw it at a Predator, it would catch it and laugh at me.
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Post by Lobster » 04 Jun 2018, 22:34

I always stick a spare throwing knife in my helmet in case I lose my boot knife. Its saved my ass a few times
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Post by Bulaven » 04 Jun 2018, 22:45

Lobster wrote:
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I always stick a spare throwing knife in my helmet in case I lose my boot knife. Its saved my ass a few times
I will grudgingly admit, having an easily concealed shank is beneficial. Despite shortcomings as a throwing weapon, I keep one in my armor.
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Post by Renomaki » 04 Jun 2018, 22:50

The throwing knife is a very situational weapon.

If it happens to be a predator round or you are facing hostile humans, it is a very deadly weapon due to how it can gradually cause damage on movement until bones break, which seals a person's fate. Even pulling it out is very dangerous, because unless you healed the wound up a bit, pulling out might just kill you even faster!

But against xenos, their armor makes throwing knives at them a hopeless feat. I wonder why there implemented in the first place at times...
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Post by Bulaven » 04 Jun 2018, 22:57

Renomaki wrote:
04 Jun 2018, 22:50
The throwing knife is a very situational weapon.

If it happens to be a predator round or you are facing hostile humans, it is a very deadly weapon due to how it can gradually cause damage on movement until bones break, which seals a person's fate. Even pulling it out is very dangerous, because unless you healed the wound up a bit, pulling out might just kill you even faster!

But against xenos, their armor makes throwing knives at them a hopeless feat. I wonder why there implemented in the first place at times...

To make some poor backwoods idiot like myself feel like they would be 'Elite'.

Two years later? The magic has dissipated somewhat.
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Post by ThatKazakhDude » 04 Jun 2018, 23:33

Welp, knives are not supposed to be effective against xeno, i mean xenos are capable of surviving rocket blasts, i am thankfull that knives at least do some damage

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Post by Crab_Spider » 05 Jun 2018, 07:33

The damage ignores armor and takes a considerable chunk of health out of xenos. Theyre okay.
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Post by SlavishCircle » 05 Jun 2018, 17:00

But what if I got robo hands, and threw them REALLY hard?

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Post by Bulaven » 05 Jun 2018, 17:43

SlavishCircle wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 17:00
But what if I got robo hands, and threw them REALLY hard?
Then, I guess you are graduating from Gopnik to KGB?
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Post by SlavishCircle » 08 Jun 2018, 11:20

Bulaven wrote:
05 Jun 2018, 17:43
you are graduating from Gopnik to KGB?
Throwing knives need to be standard issue for UPP personnel, and be incredibly lethal in their hands only.

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