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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Nickvr628 » 07 Aug 2018, 20:09

IFF off has always done more damage. You can tell because the mounted smartguns have no IFF and do a lot more damage.

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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Bancrose » 07 Aug 2018, 20:55

Blade2000Br wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 19:43
"IFF off does mroe damage" is a meme too, not very funny but a meme.

I still have banned people for turning off IFF and gunning down lines of marines.
Quite surprised you don't know that IFF does indeed do more damage, In all honesty, I just call it a BE.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Blade2000Br » 07 Aug 2018, 21:29

Bancrosexd wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 20:55
Quite surprised you don't know that IFF does indeed do more damage, In all honesty, I just call it a BE.
What I mean its griefing turning off IFF. You shouldn't be doing, you have no reason to(unless you are a hand taker CO, then do it)

The tging here is people trying to incentivise stupid memes that will get others banned/dewhitelisted. Its a meme, sure, till people start doing it...
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Renomaki » 07 Aug 2018, 21:49

Bancrosexd wrote:
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Lighten up Boys, I think you're taking a shitpost too serious.
This IS Surrealistik we talkin about, though. He is an infamous powergamer who only values victory at any cost. The same powergamer that made it so we can't fit flasks in our helmets anymore (insert sad face emote here). If this was just a shitpost, it would probably be in acidgoop where it belongs.

I imagine he probably WOULD want this to happen if he or someone could get away with it. Hell, it already partially happens too often as is in one way or another, what with people only going SO so they can use the autoshotguns on the field of battle, and COs so often acting more like a 5th smartgunner rather than, well... A commander.

But this is for another topic, really.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Bancrose » 07 Aug 2018, 21:55

Renomaki wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 21:49
This IS Surrealistik we talkin about, though. He is an infamous powergamer who only values victory at any cost. The same powergamer that made it so we can't fit flasks in our helmets anymore (insert sad face emote here). If this was just a shitpost, it would probably be in acidgoop where it belongs.

I imagine he probably WOULD want this to happen if he or someone could get away with it. Hell, it already partially happens too often as is in one way or another, what with people only going SO so they can use the autoshotguns on the field of battle, and COs so often acting more like a 5th smartgunner rather than, well... A commander.

But this is for another topic, really.
Reno chill the fuck out...like god damn bro.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Renomaki » 07 Aug 2018, 21:59

Bancrosexd wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 21:55
Reno chill the fuck out...like god damn bro.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Karmac » 07 Aug 2018, 22:42

And you wonder why nobody makes 'Best Moments with Reno' threads
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Bancrose » 07 Aug 2018, 22:51

Karmac wrote:
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And you wonder why nobody makes 'Best Moments with Reno' threads
I must concur, but this isn't the place for this sadly Karmac.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Karmac » 07 Aug 2018, 22:56

Sometimes you gotta put a man in his place, no need to be so serious Reno.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Bancrose » 07 Aug 2018, 22:58

Blade2000Br wrote:
07 Aug 2018, 21:29
What I mean its griefing turning off IFF. You shouldn't be doing, you have no reason to(unless you are a hand taker CO, then do it)

The tging here is people trying to incentivise stupid memes that will get others banned/dewhitelisted. Its a meme, sure, till people start doing it...
What if I told you that the smartgun rounds when you turn off IFF get a little bit of AP....I mean if you look at the risk and reward. I genuinely see nothing wrong with turning it off. The rounds don't do enough damage in my opinion to scare me like an AP M41A round.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Casany » 07 Aug 2018, 22:59

To Reno and Blade

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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by FGRSentinel » 08 Aug 2018, 06:32

You do realize that there's things staff has to take seriously even if it looks like it's just a joke to everyone else, right?
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by BillyBoBBizWorth » 08 Aug 2018, 10:51

Haha, the "serious police" are at it again, telling other people to not be so serious when you can sense the seriousness in their own posts telling others not to be serious, hypocritical jerkoffs.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Casany » 08 Aug 2018, 15:01

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kid.

For real tho its more like the principle, if mods freak out about this one meme who's to say they aren't gonna freak out about other memes? This is a free meme economy kiddo
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 08 Aug 2018, 15:17

Casany wrote:
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For real tho its more like the principle, if mods freak out about this one meme who's to say they aren't gonna freak out about other memes? This is a free meme economy kiddo
I'm not freaking out, I was making jokes. But seriously if you do this, just don't be surprised when you hear bwoink.

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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Casany » 08 Aug 2018, 15:28

ThesoldierLLJK wrote:
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I'm not freaking out, I was making jokes. But seriously if you do this, just don't be surprised when you hear bwoink.
If a commander isn't smart enough to realize this shouldn't be what they do, they should have never got the whitelist in the first place.

It's about the MEMES man, the memes.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 08 Aug 2018, 15:35

Casany wrote:
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It's about the MEMES man, the memes.
Real chad CO's do a BE via Orbital Cannons.

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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Vampmare » 08 Aug 2018, 16:25

Yeah man, HighRP role? Get the fuck outta here.

You're gonna see me powergame my way to victory, I ain't afraid of nuttin.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

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Vampmare wrote:
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You're gonna see me powergame my way to victory, I ain't afraid of nuttin.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Arbs » 08 Aug 2018, 16:45

Shotguns? Drugs? Whoa.

Check me out sitting in the FOB with a pair of tac-binos and my balls in hand, calling in every single fire mission, mortar, CAS, OBs, CARPET BOMBING on the xenos as my cheering DEVIL DOGS marines mop up the last surviving xenos amidst steaming xeno gibs with their merciless unga rush tactics.

Then watch me crack a cold one and chain smoke cigars as my ungas show me love. Not a single wrinkle on my uniform as my mateba and my deeds do the speaking for me.

Its like major Kilgore incarnated in the USCM. It feels like... victory.

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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Surrealistik » 08 Aug 2018, 20:06

Arbs wrote:
08 Aug 2018, 16:45
Shotguns? Drugs? Whoa.

Check me out sitting in the FOB with a pair of tac-binos and my balls in hand, calling in every single fire mission, mortar, CAS, OBs, CARPET BOMBING on the xenos as my cheering DEVIL DOGS marines mop up the last surviving xenos amidst steaming xeno gibs with their merciless unga rush tactics.

Then watch me crack a cold one and chain smoke cigars as my ungas show me love. Not a single wrinkle on my uniform as my mateba and my deeds do the speaking for me.

Its like major Kilgore incarnated in the USCM. It feels like... victory.

https://youtu.be/w5MCrsVlAD8
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by Karmac » 08 Aug 2018, 20:13

Surrealistik wrote:
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High levels of virginity detected.
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Re: How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

Post by ComradeCorbyn » 08 Aug 2018, 20:28

I'm a bit late to the discussion here, but to become a Chad Commander all you have to do is be German. That easy. Forget any other characters and go straight for German or a specific European culture. That'll always get the troops inspired.
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