How to Become Chad Commander Instead of Virgin CO

[Surrealistik]

• Get and load two tac shotties; one with slugs for chainstunning T2s and below, the other with buckshot for point blank spanks. Put a mag harness on the buckshot one. Load them with grenades.
• Order the Scout spec to give you his inviscloak, armour and lunch money. Put them on. BE if he resists as he is clearly a threat to the success of your mission.
• Get some Ultrazine from the CL and Oxy/Synaptizine from Medbay.
• Get and equip ear muffs.
• Deploy planetside and delegate everything to the XO.
• Find some Xenos to fight, eat your drugs, activate your cloak, give yourself Move Orders and become an invisible teleporting superhero that point blank punches with the power of superman, ignores pain and screeches, resists stuns, and also has 4 grenades to fire on demand because why not. Become the perfect organism.

[Renomaki]

You forgot the part where you get your whitelist revoked because instead of commanding, you decided to just powergame so hard that you BECAME rambo.

[DriedMilk]

thanks for the guide

sitting in the cic is boring as hell

[Slduggy]

You forgot the part where you get your whitelist revoked because instead of commanding, you decided to just powergame so hard that you BECAME rambo.

Clearly the Virgin CO

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Is that how you want to get reported, because thats how you get reported.

[FracturedAntler]

The Chad Commander will revoke your moderator status before you could even begin to contemplate taking his whitelist.

[Bancrose]

We cannot wear the scouts cloak. As we don't have the specialist training for it. We can operate smartguns.

Also get cucked by one Young Sentinel that gets a lucky neuro off.

I like this guide bro. I'll try it out sometime.

[Surrealistik]

We cannot wear the scouts cloak. As we don't have the specialist training for it. We can operate smartguns.

Also get cucked by one Young Sentinel that gets a lucky neuro off.

I like this guide bro. I'll try it out sometime.

Well at least you can wear the armour for maximum zoom.

You have ludicrous speed and Synaptizine to deal with neuro.

[Blade2000Br]

And this lads, is why Surr will never get any whitelist. Ever.

In a serious note, don't try this, you will get both dewhitelisted and banned for it. Don't do this meme.

I have to say because even though IFF do more damage is a meme, people still do it. So its a serious warning, DO NOT do rhis.

[Karmac]

And this lads, is why Surr will never get any whitelist. Ever.

In a serious note, don't try this, you will get both dewhitelisted and banned for it. Don't do this meme.

I have to say because even though IFF do more damage is a meme, people still do it. So its a serious warning, DO NOT do rhis.

looks like a bad case of virgin CO to me folks

[Blade2000Br]

looks like a bad case of virgin CO to me folks

removing whitelist intensifies

[Karmac]

k e k e k e

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Also get cucked by 99% of the moderators if they see it

Fixed this for you.

[FGRSentinel]

• Get and load two tac shotties; one with slugs for chainstunning T2s and below, the other with buckshot for point blank spanks. Put a mag harness on the buckshot one. Load them with grenades.
• Order the Scout spec to give you his inviscloak, armour and lunch money. Put them on. BE if he resists as he is clearly a threat to the success of your mission.
• Get some Ultrazine from the CL and Oxy/Synaptizine from Medbay.
• Get and equip ear muffs.
• Deploy planetside and delegate everything to the XO.
• Find some Xenos to fight, eat your drugs, activate your cloak, give yourself Move Orders and become an invisible teleporting superhero that point blank punches with the power of superman, ignores pain and screeches, resists stuns, and also has 4 grenades to fire on demand because why not. Become the perfect organism.

Let's count how many ways there are to lose your whitelist in here: Overly aggressive use of BE (refusing to follow orders that leave the spec more or less defenseless on their own gets the spec BE'd so the CO can have their shit), using meta knowledge to be aware that the CL has Ultrazine in the first place, exploiting meta knowledge of the Queen's abilities, and obvious powergaming.

Am I missing any?

[ThesoldierLLJK]

Am I missing any?

Just touching the CIC tatical shotgun before an emergency boarding situation or before briefing gets a bwoink.

[FGRSentinel]

So more or less every step of this is a bwoink on its own then. Good to know, I think we should change the thread's name to "how to lose your whitelist in a single round" now.

[Surrealistik]

So more or less every step of this is a bwoink on its own then. Good to know, I think we should change the thread's name to "how to lose your whitelist in a single round" now.

I stand by the accuracy of my title.

No one ever said the vaunted path of the Chad Commander would be easy, or that avoiding the Virgin CO's incel fate would lack for challenge, but with great risk, comes greater reward.

If you want to be a Commander #1 you must become a powergamer on the run.

[Build_R_]

For commanders, this is a warning. For SLs though, this is a rulebook.

[Renomaki]

Clearly the Virgin CO

Virgin and fuckin proud.

But in all seriousness, if someone ever did attempt this, it would just result in developers going out of their way to prevent it with more IC devices to further hinder the marines.

They didn't just decide marines couldn't open pillbottles anymore for the heck of it, they did it because people kept snagging their own bottles and using it to become self sufficient. Hell, I DID IT a few times here and there I admit (discovering a bottle of pain killers can be mighty handy pre-medpouch days). Now that option is gone, simply due to people abusing it too much.

Same with specs being able to use other spec weapons. Used to not be a big deal back in the day, but with the addition of the cloaking scout and the infamous RPG Ghost incident, code was added in to pretty much force people to stick with what they bought, so if your RPG spec dies and you can't revive him, say goodbye to your anti-tank support, because we can't do it anymore.

A LOT of shit was tinkered with to be chad-proof over the months, making it harder and harder to be diverse, but only because people who DID do things outside the norm did it so much that they ended up breaking the game as a result, so we lose out on some interesting mechanics simply due to overabuse.

I still miss when all you had to do with your armor was slap it on and done... Now thanks to powergamers, we have to SLOWLY strap it on. Thanks Chads...

[solidfury7]

Despite this being a meme thread, reno summed it up well.

As we say in Admeme chat, this is why we can't have nice things.

[Nickvr628]

You forgot the part where (at least before the recent updates) you stole every SL's orbital beacon and used the scout cloak to stealthily place OB beacons everywhere and have the XO trigger them.

[Karmac]

Now that's tactics

[Bancrose]

Lighten up Boys, I think you're taking a shitpost too serious.

[Blade2000Br]

Lighten up Boys, I think you're taking a shitpost too serious.

"IFF off does mroe damage" is a meme too, not very funny but a meme.

I still have banned people for turning off IFF and gunning down lines of marines.

[Casany]

But IFF off does do more damage you fukkin virgin smartgunner

Also aiming for the head increases damage

Gonna do it tonite don’t worry gonna become chad CO wish me luck bois