Let's talk about smokes. The REAL thing.

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Let's talk about smokes. The REAL thing.

Post by Vispain » 20 Aug 2018, 18:50

- Announcement -

Arcturian Ace is the best cigarette! Following our new deal with Arcturian Enterprises(TM) we will be adding Arcturian Ace: Unga Edition to vendors near you.
Remember, buy Arcturian Ace! Because it's ok when it's Arcturian baby!

Due to Federal Cigarette Standards we are legally obligated to tell you Arcturian Ace is addictive to humans.

Executive Officer Devereaux out.







I made this cause I'm bored and wish to bring cig awareness to you all.
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Post by Bancrose » 20 Aug 2018, 20:21

Bro, Koorlander Gold if you're an officer. They make you cooler. But Arcturian Ace's are for the more classy and refined individual.
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Post by Hughgent » 20 Aug 2018, 21:43

Ya'll ain't know dunga about cigs. Space Cigs are THE cigarette of choice. They sponsored the space Olympics and everything. Cigarettes that are associated with sports MUST be healthy for you.

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Post by Slduggy » 21 Aug 2018, 02:52

Real talk, don't smoke your tobacco; chew it
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Post by Sleepy Retard » 21 Aug 2018, 02:53

Slduggy wrote: ↑
21 Aug 2018, 02:52
 Real talk, don't smoke your tobacco; chew it
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Post by Pedr007 » 21 Aug 2018, 06:32

Real Deltards smoke Luckies! The Cigarettes of Carlos Hathcock!
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Post by biscuitsakimbo » 25 Aug 2018, 06:59

Just smoke luckies. They're a hipster cigarette but they taste so fucking good. It's toasted.
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Post by Gigazer » 29 Aug 2018, 19:33

I would go for cigars, makes you real manly and shit. Also, I wonder if we could have weed in the game... or even chewing tobacco
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Post by kooarbiter » 30 Aug 2018, 11:59

Gigazer wrote: ↑
29 Aug 2018, 19:33
 I would go for cigars, makes you real manly and shit. Also, I wonder if we could have weed in the game... or even chewing tobacco
we already have marines, space nam, I think it'd be nice if space weed were added as contraband for smoking machines, and make them contraband so the mall cops can arrest you for it if you smoke it in plain sight
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