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ThesoldierLLJK · Post by **ThesoldierLLJK** » 23 Oct 2018, 10:33

So I was told to do some recruiting for mods work and you've seen me do some announcements.

I try to make it fun and pretend its a commercial break from a Sponsor.

Give me some ideas and you might see your creation in a random OOC message.

So far we have the following:

Mueller's Fine Beef Jerky, now with Teriyaki flavor
Sleepy's Space Blastgreen Dip, now in Peach and Blueberry Cobbler Flavor
Papa Grim's Country Cookery, The best biscuits and gravy in the outer room
Frans Feifer's Friendly Cigar Co. Now with Bubblegum flavored cigars
Sal's Salt and Sundries, the secret ingredient is tears
Manezinho's Art Gallery, Serving the USCM artistry needs since 2186
GrimCorp mining, destroying worlds for human need since 2100
Lordington's Frozen Fish, now with cornbread batter flavor
Kara's Krazy' Koolaid, try the cherry, it's to die for
Mortimer's cleaning service, white glove excellence at all times
Carson's pickles, the flavor won't run away when things go wrong

Hughgent · Post by **Hughgent** » 23 Oct 2018, 10:57

Dr. Rocks Miracle Elixir, now portable!

Mister Jeether · Post by **Mister Jeether** » 23 Oct 2018, 17:50

Oh no

EA has bought CM

"Lilly's W. healthy Anti-Depressant pills, now in LSD AND Meth flavours, 100% legal, and CMO approved!"

Gnorse · Post by **Gnorse** » 23 Oct 2018, 17:58

"DOA's natural protein shake, to maximize your gains. It even works postmortem !"

Brotemis · Post by **Brotemis** » 23 Oct 2018, 18:16

Romano's Pineapple Pizzeria, for that taste of home away from home.

Maxim Inc · Post by **Maxim Inc** » 23 Oct 2018, 18:38

McGunn's Ship Repair: Keep the booze coming and we'll get your ship running!

Gigazer · Post by **Gigazer** » 23 Oct 2018, 19:05

"Jadon's Smokey Pest Control: Trap 'em, Prod 'em, Smoke 'em, or Kill 'em. We Don't Care Which."

edgardo · Post by **edgardo** » 23 Oct 2018, 22:28

Boris Salty fish: more salt, that a fish

Dorkkeli · Post by **Dorkkeli** » 24 Oct 2018, 03:44

Beach’s Beaches; the perfect sunmer holiday for the whole Marine Corps.

Madventurer · Post by **Madventurer** » 24 Oct 2018, 03:58

Sphere's BUFF Napthal Guns, now in stores close to you! (Ages3andup,extinguishersandkelotanenotincluded,byusingthisproductyouwaiveyourrighttosueonanyburnrelatedinjuries)

kastion · Post by **kastion** » 24 Oct 2018, 04:14

Meta Energy Drink; Need a boost for your meta rush? Meta Energy Drinks!

Artemis111 · Post by **Artemis111** » 24 Oct 2018, 04:17

Charlie's supreme souto, for when normal grape souto dosent cut it!

Daturix · Post by **Daturix** » 24 Oct 2018, 04:22

Charlie, for when delta is too cancerous.

Garrison · Post by **Garrison** » 24 Oct 2018, 05:42

Didn't make the cut for the PMCs? The life of a free lancer or being an active duty Colonial marine too tedious for you?

Enlist in the USCM Garrison. Serve alongside your comrades in the Proud Colonial Marines as you go to defend remote worlds and do absolutely nothing while your there! It's like FOB duty, but it never ends!

THE USCM GARRISON NEEDS YOU! ENLIST OR TRANSFER TODAY!

Vispain · Post by **Vispain** » 28 Oct 2018, 22:39

Klaus' Colonial Gift Shop

"Because nothing says love like an M41A"

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