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Post by TopeyDopey » 21 Dec 2018, 11:43

What’s the point of using it? Where the fuck do you even get one
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Post by Build_R_ » 21 Dec 2018, 12:02

Req has some machete scabbards which are handy if you didn't want to have any carry space whatsoever. Machetes are good for clearing resin structures and fighting as a last-chance weapon when you've run out of ammo and want something stronger than a knife.
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Post by RuAlastor » 21 Dec 2018, 12:24

Build_R_ wrote:
21 Dec 2018, 12:02
Req has some machete scabbards which are handy if you didn't want to have any carry space whatsoever. Machetes are good for clearing resin structures and fighting as a last-chance weapon when you've run out of ammo and want something stronger than a knife.
Also good fighting preds
Also you can ask your SL/Engi to give you one

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Post by KennyTGuy » 21 Dec 2018, 12:45

In its scabbard it fits on your back, out of it it fits on your belt slot

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Post by CABAL » 21 Dec 2018, 12:47

Also it fits in armor slot.
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Post by TopeyDopey » 21 Dec 2018, 12:57

Fighting preds? You wot? guns can’t even fuck preds but machetes? Those shits gonna spear yo ass and you gonna have 300 brute damage
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Post by David Stormwell » 21 Dec 2018, 22:39

TopeyDopey wrote:
21 Dec 2018, 12:57
Fighting preds? You wot? guns can’t even fuck preds but machetes? Those shits gonna spear yo ass and you gonna have 300 brute damage
The Machetes can knock a Mask off pretty fast allowing you to hit it again in the head for a RNG knock out
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Post by kastion » 21 Dec 2018, 22:50

TopeyDopey wrote:
21 Dec 2018, 12:57
Fighting preds? You wot? guns can’t even fuck preds but machetes? Those shits gonna spear yo ass and you gonna have 300 brute damage
lol guns shit all over preds

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Post by Drevenshekel » 22 Dec 2018, 03:10

honestly I just use it mostly for RP value, it's also fun to play akimbo gyro shotty + machete. I think it'd be cool if they gave machete's a substantial bonus to clearing weeds/resin.
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Post by kastion » 22 Dec 2018, 03:29

Drevenshekel wrote:
22 Dec 2018, 03:10
honestly I just use it mostly for RP value, it's also fun to play akimbo gyro shotty + machete. I think it'd be cool if they gave machete's a substantial bonus to clearing weeds/resin.
they already do have a substantial bonus to clearing weeds/resin. They kill weed nodes in 1 hit instead of 3, and im not sure how much but I know they do kill walls and doors faster than a knife.

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Post by Chatillon » 22 Dec 2018, 04:14

True unga loadout:

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Take 3 machete in your armor, back and belt from your vendor
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Run fast and beat up the benos with the power of foolness and Akimbo machete.

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Post by JennerH » 24 Dec 2018, 08:30

Machetes are the fastest non-flame or explosive method of clearing sticky resin, as they 1 hit weak sticky and 2 hit normal sticky. They also look sick as fuck in your armor slot combined with a rifle on your back
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Post by GenericUsername » 24 Dec 2018, 12:03

Works against crushers when you're blocking them from running, specially since there's no FF involved
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Post by Survivor » 24 Dec 2018, 19:11

David Stormwell wrote:
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The Machetes can knock a Mask off pretty fast allowing you to hit it again in the head for a RNG knock out
Actually, you knock them out then take off the mask, allowing you to finish them off.
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Post by SirMandrake » 25 Dec 2018, 00:37

GenericUsername wrote:
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Works against crushers when you're blocking them from running, specially since there's no FF involved
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Post by Awesomesauce935 » 25 Dec 2018, 03:27

Machete is for clearing weed nodes and more importantly the EVIL that isSticky Resin

Ever seen a cave approach that is entirely made of that shit? You'll wish you had a machete.

Don't take it if you don't want to lose your satchel/backpack though, it's for robust marines who only think about killing benos, not for chill RP marines
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Post by Ranged66 » 25 Dec 2018, 10:46

Take a machete and riot shield and show the xenos what real melee is!
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Post by Papa_Pollard » 25 Dec 2018, 19:37

Machetes are hot and let me cut PVT's up

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Post by Kineem » 25 Dec 2018, 23:21

A team of two marines can clear out roughly one tile of sticky per second if one of them is armed with a machete. All it takes is one machete swing and one rifle or shotgun swing to clear sticky.
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Post by David Stormwell » 25 Dec 2018, 23:55

Awesomesauce935 wrote:
25 Dec 2018, 03:27
Machete is for clearing weed nodes and more importantly the EVIL that isSticky Resin

Ever seen a cave approach that is entirely made of that shit? You'll wish you had a machete.

Don't take it if you don't want to lose your satchel/backpack though, it's for robust marines who only think about killing benos, not for chill RP marines
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