If you have an astute mind you'll be able to tell that all the chairs have been stolen from the Bridge and Medical, as well as the nuke along with a few other questionable items to create this masterpiece.Fear not wary customer it is safe for now in this make-shift drunkard alley, so please feel free to relax and enjoy yourself while the rest of the Sulaco is engulfed in flames and the Mp's are passed out on some type of narcotic.
Remember that if you see someone of a higher gentlemanly accord then oneself always point to the window and then say to them "This is the window. Kindly use it."
Finally as a paying customer to this establishment of the gentlemanly kind you will recieve an added bonus to have a tour around fort Kickass:
