The best round

[Jay Burns]

To start off with, this round was looonnnggg. like 4 hours, anyway, this was my experience.

>Start off as regular marine, things look like its gonna be a normal round, get sent down, accidentally burn my SL to death at one point, stuff gets fucked.

>command makes an assault, it goes horribly, many dead, i manage to drag myself out with 2 other people, fun times.

>Go to medbay where the doctors where, meh, end up suicideing and getting cloned, still a pretty normal round.

>Get sent down again, get instantly fucked by a Crusher, this is where things get hilarious.

>SM gets ejected, RO orders a new one, open it up in the hallway, ends up irradiating half the ship and killing a fuckton of people.

>Iron bears attack, they waltz right into the bridge and claim the USS Sulaco as their own, it's now called the USSR Chernobyl II

>SM explodes killing around 40 people.

>Ayyliens come up and wreck shit.

that was my experience, feel free to add your own stuff to this.

[Aracino]

Hi I was the crusher <3

[Edgelord]

Let's not forget Captain Dayton Mann and 1st Mate Harry Stough heroically ridding the bridge of the SSD Iron Bears and commanding the ship. It went great until we died violently.

[Aetsuki]

Two accidental Sulaco SM explosions in two days? Wow. Sad I missed this one.

[ZomgPonies]

I was the CL, I was given sekrit orders by W-Y as follows:

"Destroy RnD and stop all research into xenos"
"Make the SM engine overload"
"Implant all command staff"

RnD was easy to C4, then I made sure the researcher got in trouble
I'm not good at hacking doors so someone showed me where to C4 the wall to get to the engine. Plasma was also released to cover my escape.
I managed to implant 2 BOs

Once the engine got vented, plasma burned. Someone ordered a new SM core but opened the crate outside Engineering. People dies hilariously touching it trying to get it away.
At that point the marines were still winning about 50-10
Iron Bears attacked, stayed at bridge and got drunk while new SM core overheated and blew out the back half of the ship
Xenos attacked the remaining survivors and won.

11/10, would stir shit up again.

[Jay Burns]

That was bloody hilarious, great job.

[completelynewguy]

I was Ally Cowper, the medic who pointed out that your dick was ruined after getting Crusher-charged.

[Jay Burns]

Yeah, that crusher fucked me up

[hawkshot86]

The Bears didn't take the ship hy force lol they walked in and asked politely and command basically handed them the keys lol

Then they got drunk and did drugs and played russian roulette. The leader shot herself and lived, claimed "I am lower and winner" and shrugged off the wound.

But Joseph Stalin coming onto the ship and trying to fix the core was beautiful. Right up to when the SM event horizoned and he got disintegrated.

What's important to remember is the Sully was completely totalled, converted to Russian, most of the crew kia and all of this well before the aliens set foot on the Sully.

Also Apophis's reaction to the vote. Priceless.

OUR SHIP WILL LIVE ON!

[hawkshot86]

Yeah, that crusher fucked me up

Wait were you the guy who said something about his foreskin being turned inside out? Cause that was great

[Desolane900]

0/10 round. Didn't have Saul Freytia.

[Infant Punter]

0/10 round. Didn't have Saul Freytia.

garbage meme

[Desolane900]

garbage meme

Garbage mod.

[DeadLantern]

Garbage mod.

garbage avatar

[Renomaki]

Ok now, settle down marines, no need to start slinging garbage at each other.

[SPACEpotato1]

To start off with, this round was looonnnggg. like 4 hours, anyway, this was my experience.

>Start off as regular marine, things look like its gonna be a normal round, get sent down, accidentally burn my SL to death at one point, stuff gets fucked.

>command makes an assault, it goes horribly, many dead, i manage to drag myself out with 2 other people, fun times.

>Go to medbay where the doctors where, meh, end up suicideing and getting cloned, still a pretty normal round.

>Get sent down again, get instantly fucked by a Crusher, this is where things get hilarious.

>SM gets ejected, RO orders a new one, open it up in the hallway, ends up irradiating half the ship and killing a fuckton of people.

>Iron bears attack, they waltz right into the bridge and claim the USS Sulaco as their own, it's now called the USSR Chernobyl II

>SM explodes killing around 40 people.

>Ayyliens come up and wreck shit.

that was my experience, feel free to add your own stuff to this.

Lmfao I was playing xeno during this round, I'm sure of it.

[Sadokist]

Well since I always play MP, the best round is always the round that nothing happens and I get to screw around on iTunes while the game boils down :3

[Edgelord]

Well since I always play MP, the best round is always the round that nothing happens and I get to screw around on iTunes while the game boils down :3

>Not loving rounds when you have the cells full of degenerates.

[Sadokist]

>Not loving rounds when you have the cells full of degenerates.

nah i like dem rounds. like em when the cells are half full though, when things get too out of hand it gets stressful ;-;

[RussianRifleman]

Was that the round where the CO decided to go to Research and shoot the living Larva specimens and managed to shoot and kill the researcher in the process and then like literally 5 minutes after that marines and MPs are trying to decide what to do about the situation and Iron Rebels attack and take the bridge?

[RussianRifleman]

I didn't stay for that whole round^^^, I got infected and then ODd by a baldie and got pissed and logged out.