Byond ID: Adralimas
Marine Name (so we know who you are; if you play alien mostly, state that here): Joe "Broccoli" Campbell
Name/Designation of the Synth Character you’re requesting to use (Follows common naming rules, and requires a first name with no last name):
Examples of acceptable names: James, Mason, Xavier, Felix, Otto, Allan, Jessica
Examples of unacceptable names: Obama, Jesus, King, Dragon, Godly, Snyper, Circuits
Are you familiar with the Synthetic Programming and Guidelines (
viewtopic.php?f=57&t=14417)? Yep! Quite Familiar!
Synthetic Character Story (An ADEQUATE description and story of your Synthetics actions and involvement in a previous mission onboard the Almayer): I'm no good story writer but here goes!
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USS ALMAYER SECURITY RECORDS DATE 2186 JUNE 10TH LOADING..............*SOUNDS OF AN ALARM GOING OFF AND SOMEONE RUNNING FOLLOWED BY A DOOR BEING OPENED* Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: COMMANDER SIR *sounds of saluting* IMPORTANT INFORMATION SIR THE SHIP IS GOING TO EXPLODE THE ENGINE HAS GONE CRITICAL! Commander Joe "Broccoli" Campbell: At ease Chief Military Police, Compose yourself. *sounds of deep breathing* Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: "Sir, The engine has gone critical and there's only three people currently awake, You, Myself and the CMO Who's still kind of thawing, None of us has enough experience to deal with this!" Commander Joe "Broccoli" Campbell: Crimson, Remember about two months back when i spent all of the liaison's money after i hacked his ATM? Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: Yes sir?, What does that have to do with anything? Commander Joe "Broccoli" Campbell: Well if you'll recall what i bought, You see i was in an antique shop and i came across something truly remarkable, A model 2137 "Working" Joe. Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: That hunk of useless junk?, The bloody thing cost us 50,000 credits and it's 49 years old the hell do you think it's going to do for us besides blow up and maybe malfunction and murder us all? Commander Joe "Broccoli" Campbell: Jester, I expect it to save the almayer, Go to the cargo elevator and ride it down to the storage area on the third deck of the almayer and you'll find Joe, Activate him. Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: Joe, Sir? Commander Joe "Broccoli" Campbell: I gave you an order, Dismissed. Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: ...Yes sir! *sounds of saluting* SECURITY RECORD TERMINATED LOADING NEXT FILE........LOADED, PLAYING. *Sounds of Hissing and hydraulics* Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: Damn thing's got dust on it, The hell does he expect it's going to do... *Sounds of typing on a keyboard followed by a pop up window saying to update security protocols* Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: Damn pop ups. *More typing and hissing and hydraulics* Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: Alright "Joe", Let's see what you're made of. *LOUD HISSING AND WHIRRING* JOE READY INPUT ORDERS. *The Joe hops to attention looking creepy with it's pale white skin and completely white eyes, You can always spot a working joe is right* Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: Joe, Fix engines. Joe: ORDER RECEIVED, PATHFINDING COMPLETE MOVING. Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: I'll be damned, It still works. Seegson did alright work ripping off Wey-yu. SECURITY RECORD TERMINATED, LOADING FINAL FILE.........LOADED, PLAYING. *LOUD HISSING AND ENGINE SOUNDS* *You can see alot of fire and sparks coming from the engine next to Joe as he scrambles around throwing tools left and right faster than any human you've seen, slowly the engine starts looking more stable until there are no fires or sparks left* Joe: ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE RETURNING TO RECHARGING STATION. *The camera swaps over quickly showing the Commander and Chief Military Police watching the synthetic* Commander Joe "Broccoli" Campbell: What'ed i tell you crimson?, Worked like a charm. Chief Military Police William "Jester" Crimson: I do hope to god this thing doesn't ever get out of control. END FINAL SECURITY LOG FOR USS ALMAYER DATA BANK'S WORKING JOE....
How do you intend to play your Synth (as in, describe HOW you will act/play your Synth and what support roles you’ll mainly focus on, what is your synthetics quirk)? I intend to play my synthetic a bit more flavorful than most, Adding in the odd quirk to speech like suddenly speaking AT FULL VOLUME or just jumbling the words up, Having the occasional entirely harmless malfunction. Doing everything for the sake of roleplaying with no intention to disrupt from how most other synth's play mechanics wise, I'll still do my job the best i can and follow all orders to the end. I intend to be competent but also focus on making things as interesting as i can, I have NO INTENTION of ever disrupting the round as a synthetic unless given permission to do so, I will always follow the guidelines to the end.
How familiar are you with support roles? (ie; Medical, MT, Science, SO) I play almost literally every role and have a good understanding in prettymuch how everything mechanically works CM Wise, Medical being my specialty.
Why should we whitelist you? I'de like to think i could be a great asset in terms of keeping a round stable and going since i'm on late and as a synth i'll beable to hop between department's to ensure everything is running as smoothly as possible for the marines, Jumping to fix power when there's no CE or MT, Flying the ship with no PO's, Conducting surgery with no Doctors, Being where i'm most useful.
Have you been banned from CM in the last month for any reason (we will check, and lies may result in immediate denial)? Nope!, Here's my player notes too!
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Warned to stop spamming the text with defib. messages (
http://prntscr.com/fjiy5o). by X on Tue, June 13th of 2017
Are you currently banned from any other servers and if so, why? Nope, I'm a good boy.
Do you understand that any player - donor or otherwise - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our rules or the Synthetic Programming Guideline? As current staff i would hope i understood this.
P.S: Here's a look at Joe
https://gyazo.com/85a295921b5b54d73ddfa87485f6aa8f Also if the name Joe is unacceptable i can also change it, I've got a secondary name lined up just incase. Also any input is more than welcome!